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Enemas?
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Alluminati wrote: »"Your sphincter defaults to closed"
-Instruction Manual copyright 2016
If that doesn't work, try re-booting.8 -
Exit only5
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snickerscharlie wrote: »actualbettycrocker wrote: »This thread is an experience.
So far it's been cathartic, but I am waiting to see how it all comes out in the end.
This may be the only time where all's well that ends well doesn't apply.
True. But this thread has been a deluge of good advice. A veritable volcano erupting an effluvium of insight.
You're so full of crap
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After surgery I typically have to do this for a week or so until my gastrointestinal functions return to normal. The anesthesia paralyzes the gut for a few days. Luckily I haven't had surgery in ten years.... holy crap that's a record for me!2
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nutmegoreo wrote: »snickerscharlie wrote: »actualbettycrocker wrote: »This thread is an experience.
So far it's been cathartic, but I am waiting to see how it all comes out in the end.
This may be the only time where all's well that ends well doesn't apply.
True. But this thread has been a deluge of good advice. A veritable volcano erupting an effluvium of insight.
You're so full of crap
Pyroclastic flow warning issued.
Do I have time to grab my cell phone?4 -
So...are you taking pictures of your enemas? Why the cell phone?
I would say pics or it didn't happen, but - -
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nutmegoreo wrote: »snickerscharlie wrote: »actualbettycrocker wrote: »This thread is an experience.
So far it's been cathartic, but I am waiting to see how it all comes out in the end.
This may be the only time where all's well that ends well doesn't apply.
True. But this thread has been a deluge of good advice. A veritable volcano erupting an effluvium of insight.
You're so full of crap
Precisely why I'm in this thread <nods>1 -
nutmegoreo wrote: »snickerscharlie wrote: »actualbettycrocker wrote: »This thread is an experience.
So far it's been cathartic, but I am waiting to see how it all comes out in the end.
This may be the only time where all's well that ends well doesn't apply.
True. But this thread has been a deluge of good advice. A veritable volcano erupting an effluvium of insight.
You're so full of crap
Precisely why I'm in this thread <nods>
If you take an enema, then, I predict an explosion of such epic nature that it'll be felt on Uranus.1 -
snickerscharlie wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »snickerscharlie wrote: »actualbettycrocker wrote: »This thread is an experience.
So far it's been cathartic, but I am waiting to see how it all comes out in the end.
This may be the only time where all's well that ends well doesn't apply.
True. But this thread has been a deluge of good advice. A veritable volcano erupting an effluvium of insight.
You're so full of crap
Precisely why I'm in this thread <nods>
If you take an enema, then, I predict an explosion of such epic nature that it'll be felt on Uranus.
The Paper Chase: Movie about what happens when you give a lawyer an enema.0 -
snickerscharlie wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »snickerscharlie wrote: »actualbettycrocker wrote: »This thread is an experience.
So far it's been cathartic, but I am waiting to see how it all comes out in the end.
This may be the only time where all's well that ends well doesn't apply.
True. But this thread has been a deluge of good advice. A veritable volcano erupting an effluvium of insight.
You're so full of crap
Precisely why I'm in this thread <nods>
If you take an enema, then I predict an explosion of such epic nature that it'll be felt on Uranus.
The Paper Chase: Movie about what happens when you give a lawyer an enema.
I'll bet he felt a bit flushed, huh?2 -
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This thread sure is expelling a lot of BS2
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alexis09ard wrote: »I hear that people do them once or twice a year to clean out back up and bloating, but I would just detox.
Best detox ever came from a restaurant in KCMO(The Phoenix). I was on the toilet and using a bucket for projectile vomiting for three days! Nice people in the ambulance took me away to the hospital. Spent three more days in the gastrointestinal unit(nice place for lunch).4 -
markrgeary1 wrote: »alexis09ard wrote: »I hear that people do them once or twice a year to clean out back up and bloating, but I would just detox.
Best detox ever came from a restaurant in KCMO(The Phoenix). I was on the toilet and using a bucket for projectile vomiting for three days! Nice people in the ambulance took me away to the hospital. Spent three more days in the gastrointestinal unit(nice place for lunch).
This is how it is done, folks!
I'm glad you are okay! 2 -
No, I have never had the desire to stick anything up my rectum
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The second best detox is colonoscopy prep
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singingflutelady wrote: »The second best detox is colonoscopy prep
Definitely, It flushes out the food toxins that are still inside you from 1989
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Christine_72 wrote: »singingflutelady wrote: »The second best detox is colonoscopy prep
Definitely, It flushes out the food toxins that are still inside you from 1989
Why would you want to get rid of classic toxins? They're just now coming back in style18 -
sunnybeaches105 wrote: »Christine_72 wrote: »singingflutelady wrote: »The second best detox is colonoscopy prep
Definitely, It flushes out the food toxins that are still inside you from 1989
Why would you want to get rid of classic toxins? They're just now coming back in style
Very true. The establishment want us to be overflowing with toxins so we can buy their detox kits
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Christine_72 wrote: »sunnybeaches105 wrote: »Christine_72 wrote: »singingflutelady wrote: »The second best detox is colonoscopy prep
Definitely, It flushes out the food toxins that are still inside you from 1989
Why would you want to get rid of classic toxins? They're just now coming back in style
Very true. The establishment want us to be overflowing with toxins so we can buy their detox kits
These newfangled toxins just aren't the same3 -
Christine_72 wrote: »sunnybeaches105 wrote: »Christine_72 wrote: »singingflutelady wrote: »The second best detox is colonoscopy prep
Definitely, It flushes out the food toxins that are still inside you from 1989
Why would you want to get rid of classic toxins? They're just now coming back in style
Very true. The establishment want us to be overflowing with toxins so we can buy their detox kits
I'm sure there's a hipster detox kit available, comes with a sample pack of moustache wax. Guaranteed to only expel pop-trending toxins.6 -
snickerscharlie wrote: »snickerscharlie wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »snickerscharlie wrote: »actualbettycrocker wrote: »This thread is an experience.
So far it's been cathartic, but I am waiting to see how it all comes out in the end.
This may be the only time where all's well that ends well doesn't apply.
True. But this thread has been a deluge of good advice. A veritable volcano erupting an effluvium of insight.
You're so full of crap
Precisely why I'm in this thread <nods>
If you take an enema, then I predict an explosion of such epic nature that it'll be felt on Uranus.
The Paper Chase: Movie about what happens when you give a lawyer an enema.
I'll bet he felt a bit flushed, huh?
Messed up his briefs, actually.4 -
snickerscharlie wrote: »snickerscharlie wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »snickerscharlie wrote: »actualbettycrocker wrote: »This thread is an experience.
So far it's been cathartic, but I am waiting to see how it all comes out in the end.
This may be the only time where all's well that ends well doesn't apply.
True. But this thread has been a deluge of good advice. A veritable volcano erupting an effluvium of insight.
You're so full of crap
Precisely why I'm in this thread <nods>
If you take an enema, then I predict an explosion of such epic nature that it'll be felt on Uranus.
The Paper Chase: Movie about what happens when you give a lawyer an enema.
I'll bet he felt a bit flushed, huh?
Messed up his briefs, actually.
Nice rebuttal.5 -
Alatariel75 wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »Alatariel75 wrote: »DeficitDuchess wrote: »I just take bubble baths, it works as enema.
I don't think you bubble bath the same way I bubble bath.... o_0
I just use regular bubble bath & soak for a 1/2 hour everyday.
Do you... introduce the soapy water into your lower intestine? Coz... then you don't bubble bath like I do. Sphincters are pretty water tight... I know warm water can make you poop, but unless there is... insertion... its not an enema.
Warm water makes my bearded dragons poop.
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This thread keeps going, and going, and going.2
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Christine_72 wrote: »I want a baby hedgehog
Nooooo! That would make for a terrible enema!12 -
teetertatertango wrote: »Christine_72 wrote: »I want a baby hedgehog
Nooooo! That would make for a terrible enema!
Hahahahahaha....at least they're not porcupines. o_O2 -
cerise_noir wrote: »teetertatertango wrote: »Christine_72 wrote: »I want a baby hedgehog
Nooooo! That would make for a terrible enema!
Hahahahahaha....at least they're not porcupines. o_O
Or gerbils9
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