Trouble in paradise

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  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    philasaurus_rex wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    OP - have you tried using puppets to film different scenarios of what it would be like to date you yet?

    This might work.

    Once again OP I would find out your guys interests. If he likes Star Wars, using Star Wars figurines could really score you bonus points.

    I dislike Star Wars and he's never mentioned it. I'm probably just gonna use Barbie dolls.

    You dislike Star Wars and you wonder why/if he's found someone else!?
    You think Deloris knows anything about Star Wars? Doubtful!
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    philasaurus_rex wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    OP - have you tried using puppets to film different scenarios of what it would be like to date you yet?

    This might work.

    Once again OP I would find out your guys interests. If he likes Star Wars, using Star Wars figurines could really score you bonus points.

    I dislike Star Wars and he's never mentioned it. I'm probably just gonna use Barbie dolls.

    You dislike Star Wars and you wonder why/if he's found someone else!?
    You think Deloris knows anything about Star Wars? Doubtful!

    Sounds like that cougar was around when Star Wars first came out...bet she knows all about using her force on him.
  • arleban
    arleban Posts: 369 Member
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    Yeah, with his lightsaber she's a Jedi Master.
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    Y'all are trying to bring me down but I already decided I could share him.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    Does anyone have the cliff notes on this thread? And wtf is MCM? Please start there. Thanks! :#


    MCM - Man crush Monday
    • Virtual man crush and future baby daddy & OP are in lurve.
    • But he messes up her name with the name of his sugar mama frequently, Deloris.
    • We learn Deloris rhymes with a female body part.
    • OP receives solid advice on pregnancy and noodz.
    • Then @NotSoLittleDebbie comes in like a wrecking ball and tries to steal my girl @JessicaJS23's man and I'm all like
    • Fuuck only needs two u's to pass the filter test.

    Also, you can say motherfuckin
  • JukeboxHeroine
    JukeboxHeroine Posts: 348 Member
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    Also, you can say motherfuckin[/quote]

    Most important piece of info in this whole thread. And.....Gary Busey
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited September 2016
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGJFINIELik&list=PL1gx1q6y_097T-ncqQYP7o4Ju8bERPkhY&index=49
  • philasaurus_rex
    philasaurus_rex Posts: 2,340 Member
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    Have you taken mine and @_Girl_interrupted advice yet? Are you pregnant? "Pregnant?" Dead or "dead?"
  • diffusechris
    diffusechris Posts: 32 Member
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    Bin his *kitten* and move on especially if he is calling you other names
  • Angela937
    Angela937 Posts: 514 Member
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    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Y'all are trying to bring me down but I already decided I could share him.

    Share him? Do tell!
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    Just send him a text that says "Don't freak out" and then take a long time to reply. 60% of the time, it works every time.
  • maeld51
    maeld51 Posts: 3,415 Member
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    Just wanted to say, I can't imagine why you would ever be jealous of a hot 65ish cougar.
    You're georgous, there'd be no competition girl!
  • Angela937
    Angela937 Posts: 514 Member
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    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Angela937 wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Y'all are trying to bring me down but I already decided I could share him.

    Share him? Do tell!

    Angela!! You are the last person I'd tell. You'd be throwing up all over him by tomm! :|

    I swear I'll keep my mouth off him!
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    maeld51 wrote: »
    Just wanted to say, I can't imagine why you would ever be jealous of a hot 65ish cougar.
    You're georgous, there'd be no competition girl!

    You don't know Deloris, she a bad *kitten*
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Just send him a text that says "Don't freak out" and then take a long time to reply. 60% of the time, it works every time.

    What if he drives off a bridge?! That's what I would do in that situation and who's side are you on anyway. Deloris ain't your friend!
    maeld51 wrote: »
    Just wanted to say, I can't imagine why you would ever be jealous of a hot 65ish cougar.
    You're georgous, there'd be no competition girl!

    Thank you very much lovely <3

    Angela937 wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Angela937 wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Y'all are trying to bring me down but I already decided I could share him.

    Share him? Do tell!

    Angela!! You are the last person I'd tell. You'd be throwing up all over him by tomm! :|

    I swear I'll keep my mouth off him!

    I swear I WANT to believe you.

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