Trouble in paradise
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I've got an old anatomy book from 10th grade...it'll tell you what parts he has. It's fun to point and giggle at.0
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JessicaJS23 wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »Just send him a text that says "Don't freak out" and then take a long time to reply. 60% of the time, it works every time.
What if he drives off a bridge?! That's what I would do in that situation and who's side are you on anyway. Deloris ain't your friend!
Don't text him while he's driving.0 -
Steep_Burrito wrote: »I think Deloris might have been kissed a lot in her time and could be quite experienced. What is your plan of attack to offset this disadvantage?
Not flat lining while on my back.2 -
Steep_Burrito wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »Steep_Burrito wrote: »I think Deloris might have been kissed a lot in her time and could be quite experienced. What is your plan of attack to offset this disadvantage?
Not flat lining while on my back.
Excellent strategy, there is no way she can compete with that.
He suggested I dye my hair a silver color. Maybe once I do that he will stop straying.0 -
I suggest you find yourself a lover0
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JessicaJS23 wrote: »
I'll take you!0 -
JessicaJS23 wrote: »
It's a terrible idea anyways! You should really put all of your attention into your current fellow. Until death do you part.1 -
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JessicaJS23 wrote: »
Nonsense - most if not all men on here would have you1 -
JessicaJS23 wrote: »
You can do more than that!1 -
I snapped him an ominous video this morning. Hopefully he saw the wrath in my eyes and took it as a warning.2
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Steep_Burrito wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »I snapped him an ominous video this morning. Hopefully he saw the wrath in my eyes and took it as a warning.
Were you in the kitchen slamming things around without saying a word?
No but men love that too so it's going on the to do list!!
I have the blurry pregnancy test photo shoot lined up for tomm morning. I want his Monday to be extra Monday-ish.2
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