First date - stop signs
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@damien_k @jpderiddeejpderidder wrote: »Yes i do.
Besides that its closly related to dutch. Ive had a south afrikaan girlfriend once.
My afrikaans is baie goed
Ek is beindruk. Ek het ook n Afrikaanse meisie gehad en kan die taal redelik goed skryf, maar sukkel om dit te praat.
Julle praat omtrent lekker Afrikaans neh? Ek wil weet hoe is ons aggressive? lol
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It will cost $300
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Does this look infected?0
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@damien_k @jpderiddeejpderidder wrote: »Yes i do.
Besides that its closly related to dutch. Ive had a south afrikaan girlfriend once.
My afrikaans is baie goed
Ek is beindruk. Ek het ook n Afrikaanse meisie gehad en kan die taal redelik goed skryf, maar sukkel om dit te praat.
Julle praat omtrent lekker Afrikaans neh? Ek wil weet hoe is ons aggressive? lol
ek het nie gedenk jy ben aggressive ! ek het gedenk alleman is goed
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That's my third boob0
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Oh that's my husband.0
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Take off your clothes.0
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Bring out the gimp.2
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This might hurt some!1
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"Wait, my girlfriend's calling."0
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Do you like airbiscuits?
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I love golden showers0
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Fat you was sexy! ( Forgetting to update your dating profile picture)0
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I like to bite!0
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"I love the packers"
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That's cute where is the rest of it?0
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Can you kiss like my Mom?0
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Constantly scratching at his crotch0
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Jump on my knee!0
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