First date - stop signs

slimgirljo15

On ya knees woman ..

Geeky_and_Cheeky

What's your name again?

Geeky_and_Cheeky

You're hotter in photos

Geeky_and_Cheeky

You're fatter in person

cee134

Quick! Hold this bomb!

Heartisalonelyhunter

OK, it's 9 words but I couldn't resist some Partridge...

arleban

You're paying tonight, right?

Oh wait, wrong guy.

My exes. All *kitten*.

Which one are you?

Have you met Jesus?

PowerMan40

You look older in person, than in your pictures.

cee134

Only I can talk.

wilsoncl6

Shh, the voices are talking!

Sharsou

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

I couldn't find a babysitter the 6 kids will have to come too

That's more than 4 words!!

Bonny132

I have six kids

slimgirljo15

sourabhsharma841 wrote: »

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

I couldn't find a babysitter the 6 kids will have to come too

That's more than 4 words!!

Im a rule breaker .. ..@sourabhsharma841

You smell like cabbage

Bonny132

I do not shave

Lol @slimgirljo15

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Shells918

LiftingLady5 wrote: »

So, spit or swallow?

I've been asked this before a first date!

Dutchy_77

Its a good question not

Sorry sh1t the bed

Iaintpurdy

I enjoy farting

Sharsou

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

sourabhsharma841 wrote: »

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

I couldn't find a babysitter the 6 kids will have to come too

That's more than 4 words!!

Im a rule breaker .. ..@sourabhsharma841

You smell like cabbage

Really

Sharsou

Shells918 wrote: »

LiftingLady5 wrote: »

So, spit or swallow?

I've been asked this before a first date!

Lolz what did u answer?

Sharsou

Was looking for someone

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ChrisNels1

Wear this. Zombie's lurking.

Heartisalonelyhunter

Want a dirty sanchez?

ChrisNels1

Living with my mom.

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MysteriousMerlin

I don't like dogs.

^^ my ultimate deal breaker

cee134

I only hunt humans.

slimgirljo15

Here's your foil hat

slimgirljo15

That is my hostage