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First date - stop signs
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You sound really stupid.0
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Can't talk; watching porn.2
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Heartisalonelyhunter wrote: »Want a dirty sanchez?
Bahahaha! I looked that up and I'm like nooooo!
You should probably have looked it up before you said you wanted one....0 -
I am part vampire.0
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »you are MINE now
Awe schnapp! Run, lady, run!0 -
tought we'd meet next door
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Just here for sex...... ( a guy really said that to me, after taking me to Waffle House for dinner.......classy)0
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supernurse_84 wrote: »Just here for sex...... ( a guy really said that to me, after taking me to Waffle House for dinner.......classy)
at least he was honest
*kitten* babe youre ugly0 -
Your breath stinks bad0
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Do you lift, broh?0
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I can smell colors.0
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*kitten* *kitten* you *kitten*!0
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GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
Sorry, but if there is one thing I can't stand is someone telling me how the color purple smells.2 -
Can you pop this zit on my back?0
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My third leg itches.1
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Sanity is waaaaaaay overrated.1
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Do you like tossing salads?1
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One look, then a deep throated grunt, then:
"NICE."
It's even worse when the one doing it is your gyne. Don't ask how I know.
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Safeword? You'll need one.1
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lisahebert186 wrote: »What four word phrase would ruin a first date?
I invited my mother.
BJ's will never happen1 -
safe words should be saved for the 3rd date conversation 1
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What room are you staying in?0
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If they ask the waiter of they serve Hot Pockets.0
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Is your Mom hot?0
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Justin Bieber concert tonight!1
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You allergic to chloroform?0
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Here's my GoFundMe account1
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Are you lactating perhaps?2
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