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  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
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    nolan44219 wrote: »
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    'There are no unhealthy foods' belief is not something I would not accept for myself. It's her choice but I found it ridiculous that she is on MFP, seems like a wrong site for a pop-tarts advocate. And, the opposing the teacher trying to teach the healthy food choices.

    If mfp has taught me anything it is that everything is acceptable in moderation. But if that's the best you can defend a pop tart with, just effing send in a different snack!

    It's easy to get those baby carrots and shove some in a bag or container.
    It's the age of entitlement.

    Well there is no healthy or unhealthy so instead of a bottle of water in the kids lunches, I send flasks of whiskey. They're so much easier to control when they get home that way

    will you be my mom? or at least pack my lunch? I'm easy to control after a flask of whiskey. Make it bourbon please. Jim Beam will do if we are on a budget.

    Of course!

    But I don't deliver, you'll have to come pick it up. And don't expect me to be wearing a bra either


    LOL I consider that a win win! Both are my wins

    Until you get here and realize that mama doesn't look like a human until it's time to post a selfie

    I call *kitten* on this part! :lol:

    Well I suppose you will find out tomorrow morning. Is it ok if I just pack a bag of pop tarts?

    as long as you don't forget the whiskey flasks
  • NorthCascades
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  • beagletracks
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,506 Member
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    I call it breaking a restraining order... as does my parole officer.
  • LittleLionHeart1
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    Whoooo! Yessss! :D
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
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    I call it breaking a restraining order... as does my parole officer.

    I was thinking it was called "assault"
  • Motorsheen
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    RoxieDawn wrote: »
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    I call it breaking a restraining order... as does my parole officer.

    I was thinking it was called "assault"

    Then there's that....
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,506 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
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    I call it breaking a restraining order... as does my parole officer.

    I'm glad I am not the only one who thought there are some touches that could be called other things.
    I think I have been corrupted by MFP

    Pretty much

    ... wanna share a jail cell ?
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
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    I call it breaking a restraining order... as does my parole officer.

    I'm glad I am not the only one who thought there are some touches that could be called other things.
    I think I have been corrupted by MFP

    Pretty much

    ... wanna share a jail cell ?

    I'll warm you first.... I'm a bit handsy

    your hands aren't cold are they?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
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    I call it breaking a restraining order... as does my parole officer.

    I'm glad I am not the only one who thought there are some touches that could be called other things.
    I think I have been corrupted by MFP

    Pretty much

    ... wanna share a jail cell ?

    I'll warm you first.... I'm a bit handsy

    You'll feel like you've had a full physical and then some.
  • ronnydrake06
    ronnydrake06 Posts: 4 Member
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  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
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    Again.. trying really hard to not see double today.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
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    Just checked back in with the pop tart post. People are demanding sources now. I had to back out.

    Enlighten me a bit? Are folks saying pop tarts will kill you?

    I thought these things were fortified with like 7 seven essential vitamins and minerals..
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