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      LiftingLady5 wrote: »
      If we go with my theory that Banana Dude is a large mutated banana with an alien brain...would he technically be a cannibal? Or would he be exempt from cannibalism because of the whole alien brain thing?

      He would be a cannibal with an alien brain. He would still be eating the "flesh" of his kind.
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      edited October 2016
      PlaydohPants wrote: »
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      To everyone else he'd look like a cannibal...just a misunderstood alien stuck in a cannibal banana body. Cannibanana. A bananibal.

      That's now Banana Dude's name. Cannibanana Bananibal. Also he's a doctor. Aliens can be smart too you know.
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      But if he is made of banana flesh and eats banana flesh. I think that would make him a cannibal.
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      LiftingLady5 wrote: »
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      Then why is he working at your office?

      He probably has alot of extra energy from all the bananas he's cannibalizing and needs to pay off his student loans with extra jobs. Or there is something in this office of interest to aliens.
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      cee134 wrote: »
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      He probably has alot of extra energy from all the bananas he's cannibalizing and needs to pay off his student loans with extra jobs. Or there is something in this office of interest to aliens.

      Or maybe it's an Alien hive and you're the only human. You think you are observing banana dude but they are all observing you.
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      Crap... If you don't hear from me in 24/48 hours please call Sigourney Weaver. You can reach her at Hollywood, 555-WOOD.
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      What if Sigourney is possessed by a ghost and the Ghostbusters have her contained. Do you have a back up person to call?
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      RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
      What if Sigourney is possessed by a ghost and the Ghostbusters have her contained. Do you have a back up person to call?

      Rowdy Roddy Piper
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      I laughed out loud.. Completely alone...

      That would require a seance wouldn't it? I believe Rowdy died..
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      RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
      I laughed out loud.. Completely alone...

      That would require a seance wouldn't it? I believe Rowdy died..

      Looks that way :( unless he went into hiding because of the aliens.
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      Or maybe he is an alien and went home!
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      Or Scully and Mulder?
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      LiftingLady5 wrote: »
      He would be in containment with sygourney. He's dead. Better call Corbin Bernsen.

      Because of his work in Pirate Camp as Hookbeard?
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      Banana Dude gave me the stink eye. :( He hasn't even had his banana today.
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      LiftingLady5 wrote: »
      Maybe you smell bad? Do you smell like a fruit fly?

      I don't not smell like a fruit fly.
    • Posts: 33,069 Member
      Maybe he's on to you being on to him about being an alien...
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      RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
      Maybe he's on to you being on to him about being an alien...

      Should I go up to him and just say, "I don't think you're an Alien." and walk away?
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      cee134 wrote: »
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      Should I go up to him and just say, "I don't think you're an Alien." and walk away?

      Maybe just say "your secret is safe with me", wink, and then walk away.
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      cee134 wrote: »
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      Should I go up to him and just say, "I don't think you're an Alien." and walk away?

      Do you think aliens understand reverse psychology?

      I would totally pay to see you walk up to him and say that right though now then offer him a banana.
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      Another possibility is I go up to him, stare at him while he is eating a banana, when he looks at me I scream and steal his half eaten banana, and run away yelling "Not today, Fiaklorg!"

      It's all about the subterfuge.
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