Dude finally ate a banana
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »I need to see this movie. Man goes to work. Thinks it is a normal day. Notices coworker begins to act in an odd manner. Has a change in behaviour and diet...starts to eat bananas at the hero's cabinet while making eye contact in an uncomfortable way then goes to the parking lot to make a personal call to someone and pace furiously. Who is he talking to? Why is he so upset? Banana Dude's erratic behavior continues for a week, banana consumption multiplies..suddenly banana dude is absent for a few days. No warning, just GONE. Things go back to normal, hero guy is starting to relax again at work when he suddenly notices a banana peel on his cupboard. Banana Dude is back...and stranger than ever...he appears to have been taken over by an alien pod creature who is wearing his skin like a human suit...banana consumption has increased tenfold while eye contact has gotten increasingly uncomfortable and possibly suggestive...hero guy doesn't know if its sexual in nature or cannibalistic brain eating hunger glares. What is going to happen?
I think you just described the plot to Minions.
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Something like this.
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Well.. that's not obvious at all. Maybe the flesh eating mutation is getting to his brain.0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
Well.. that's not obvious at all. Maybe the flesh eating mutation is getting to his brain.
To be fair, I only noticed him because I thought it was unusual he was in that part of the building.0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
Well.. that's not obvious at all. Maybe the flesh eating mutation is getting to his brain.
To be fair, I only noticed him because I thought it was unusual he was in that part of the building.
Do you think he was looking for a new cabinet to keep his bananas?0 -
Maybe keeping bananas in the cabinet near your desk is just an excuse to do some covert shoulder surfing..0
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futureicon wrote: »Maybe keeping bananas in the cabinet near your desk is just an excuse to do some covert shoulder surfing..
Or maybe it's some sort of alien technology that looks like a banana.0 -
futureicon wrote: »Maybe keeping bananas in the cabinet near your desk is just an excuse to do some covert shoulder surfing..
Or maybe it's some sort of alien technology that looks like a banana.
Suspiciously probe shaped..0 -
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futureicon wrote: »Was he peeping bananas in the men's room?
Or
Was he prepping bananas in the men's room?
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There is a guy dressed as a Banana today. It is not Banana Dude.2
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*kitten* autocorrect.... this is why I like the website better.0 -
He's still not here. I have to assume he's either at home working on his costume for tonight or working on his crashed alien spaceship. I'm probably correct about one of these scenarios.0
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I've never eaten a banana because of foul mushy grossness (not judging). For all I know they are delicious, but so not worth it.0
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JamestheLiar wrote: »I've never eaten a banana because of foul mushy grossness (not judging). For all I know they are delicious, but so not worth it.
Can you eat a banana and document the process? Make sure to have eye contact with the camera the entire time you eat the banana.0 -
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »JamestheLiar wrote: »I've never eaten a banana because of foul mushy grossness (not judging). For all I know they are delicious, but so not worth it.JamestheLiar wrote: »I've never eaten a banana because of foul mushy grossness (not judging). For all I know they are delicious, but so not worth it.
Can you eat a banana and document the process? Make sure to have eye contact with the camera the entire time you eat the banana.
If you do eat a banana and document the process, please be drunk while you do it.
That would feel wrong to me. Like one time when I innocently petted a cat, and discovered too late that it was in heat. The cat responded in a way that could only be described as icky. I felt like the cat was enjoying my petting in an inappropriate way. Like I had sinned.1 -
JamestheLiar wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »JamestheLiar wrote: »I've never eaten a banana because of foul mushy grossness (not judging). For all I know they are delicious, but so not worth it.JamestheLiar wrote: »I've never eaten a banana because of foul mushy grossness (not judging). For all I know they are delicious, but so not worth it.
Can you eat a banana and document the process? Make sure to have eye contact with the camera the entire time you eat the banana.
If you do eat a banana and document the process, please be drunk while you do it.
That would feel wrong to me. Like one time when I innocently petted a cat, and discovered too late that it was in heat. The cat responded in a way that could only be described as icky. I felt like the cat was enjoying my petting in an inappropriate way. Like I had sinned.
Cats aren't bananas. You should probably document yourself eating a banana, it is Halloween. Make sure to post it on social media and this site. It's important and for science.0 -
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Now that I have some candy, I'm going to put some on the cabinet and see which one he goes for. I am going to use a watermelon Now and Later and a Lemon Starburst. (Yes, these are some of the ones I don't like)0
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He's stopped eating at my cabinet, at least today. If he would I could use the old booby trap (pick which candy) and catch him. Something like this...
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But I do need a banana custom, so maybe I'll get one for next year. 
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