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  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
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    Clever_User_Name wrote: »
    I wish I had more kids. I love everything about being a dad.

    <3:*
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    _Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »
    I want a restraining order on anyone who doesn't wear deodorant.
    @caco_ethes
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »
    _Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »
    It's too hot out to have titts today

    Want me to hold them for you?

    I DID offer first
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    _Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »
    Today is the last day of school here. I see alot of parents saying that their kids are going to drive them crazy and they already can't wait for school to start again. I don't understand it. I couldn't be happier to be able to spend more time with my kids this summer and I'm really looking forward to it.

    #goodmomalet #hashtagsdontworkhere
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    I don't know what to do with the information I have been given.

    Write a book
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    for the first time In my adult life on payday I paid ALL my bills(and then some) and have some leftover for the rest of the week.

    Gonna get some birthday books for myself :D
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    edited June 2018
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    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    for the first time In my adult life on payday I paid ALL my bills(and then some) and have some leftover for the rest of the week.

    Gonna get some birthday books for myself :D

    Skip the books, lets celebrate with hookers and blow this weekend man.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    Oh my god, for the first time in WEEKS I can finally access my own profile

    What will you do with this power?

    I'll try to bring down @Caporegiem once and for all

    do.gif
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    Caporegiem wrote: »
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    Oh my god, for the first time in WEEKS I can finally access my own profile

    What will you do with this power?

    I'll try to bring down @Caporegiem once and for all

    do.gif

    He’s not wrong
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    for the first time In my adult life on payday I paid ALL my bills(and then some) and have some leftover for the rest of the week.

    Gonna get some birthday books for myself :D

    Skip the books, lets celebrate with hookers and blow this weekend man.

    Don't corrupt him

    Lol no worries they’re a little out of my price range
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    Oh my god, for the first time in WEEKS I can finally access my own profile

    What will you do with this power?

    I'll try to bring down @Caporegiem once and for all

    do.gif

    I feel like he should've said, "...no try, there is."

    At that point the audience would've thought he was having a stroke.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    for the first time In my adult life on payday I paid ALL my bills(and then some) and have some leftover for the rest of the week.

    Gonna get some birthday books for myself :D

    Skip the books, lets celebrate with hookers and blow this weekend man.

    Don't corrupt him

    Lol no worries they’re a little out of my price range

    Wait until it's in paper back then.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    Lol no worries they’re a little out of my price range

    cee134 wrote: »
    Wait until it's in paper back then.


    We're just going to go to Barns & Noble and use them till we're done, then put them back.
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    Caporegiem wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    Lol no worries they’re a little out of my price range

    cee134 wrote: »
    Wait until it's in paper back then.


    We're just going to go to Barns & Noble and use them till we're done, then put them back.

    Lol I love you
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    Clever_User_Name wrote: »
    Last night, I had a dream where I was at a Barack Obama speech. I had him sign a book he had written. Later, when I looked to see what he wrote, it said "Have a bitchin' summer,. Barry"

    I just laughed out loud

    This house is...
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    Greek food. In. My. Belly.
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
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    natty_or_not wrote: »
    An asshat failed to fully appreciate your worth. That does not mean you are unworthy of love.

    Thank you I needed this
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    I've been bringing mini carrots to work for three days now and I've also been eating them very slowly in the hopes that I am irritating my coworker as much as he irritates me with his loud eating every day

    Eat crackers and try to whistle at the same time.
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
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    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    I've been bringing mini carrots to work for three days now and I've also been eating them very slowly in the hopes that I am irritating my coworker as much as he irritates me with his loud eating every day

    I just had some mini carrots too.

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