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Keep_on_cardio wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »My mother recommended this book to me today.
What kind of pleasuring guide, a whole map guide? I’m just picturing my mom handing me a bible, with highlighted versus 😂😂
My mom is a funny combination of devout Christian and frank, independent, science-loving woman.
ETA: she’s fierce & doesn’t know it.1 -
Reckoner68 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »My mother recommended this book to me today.
I could have bought this book with free kindle credits but instead I bought a book on improving my memory but I keep forgetting to read it
Idk. I think the pleasuring book might be more useful. If you can remember what it says.0 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Keep_on_cardio wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »My mother recommended this book to me today.
What kind of pleasuring guide, a whole map guide? I’m just picturing my mom handing me a bible, with highlighted versus 😂😂
My mom is a funny combination of devout Christian and frank, independent, science-loving woman.
ETA: she’s fierce & doesn’t know it.
My mom asked to use my CBD oil to place into my dads coffee. I think we both have funny Christian moms. 🤣1 -
Keep_on_cardio wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Keep_on_cardio wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »My mother recommended this book to me today.
What kind of pleasuring guide, a whole map guide? I’m just picturing my mom handing me a bible, with highlighted versus 😂😂
My mom is a funny combination of devout Christian and frank, independent, science-loving woman.
ETA: she’s fierce & doesn’t know it.
My mom asked to use my CBD oil to place into my dads coffee. I think we both have funny Christian moms. 🤣
LMAO🤣😁1 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »My mother recommended this book to me today.
I'd take this over having my mom accompany me to a sex store when I turned 21 to buy lingerie and sex toys only to have her ask me what anal beads were (there were glass beads with a dolphin on them sitting in a glass case up front and instead of asking the clerk, she asked me!).
Meanwhile, my poor stepdad is over there in the novelty section looking mortified and really trying hard not to burst out laughing about this interaction.
NEVER AGAIN.5 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Reckoner68 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »My mother recommended this book to me today.
I could have bought this book with free kindle credits but instead I bought a book on improving my memory but I keep forgetting to read it
Idk. I think the pleasuring book might be more useful. If you can remember what it says.
I’m fairly certain nothing matters anyway so I have no regrets2 -
Reckoner68 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Reckoner68 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »My mother recommended this book to me today.
I could have bought this book with free kindle credits but instead I bought a book on improving my memory but I keep forgetting to read it
Idk. I think the pleasuring book might be more useful. If you can remember what it says.
I’m fairly certain nothing matters anyway so I have no regrets
Particularly if you can't remember anything. :laugh:2 -
CanesGalactica wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »My mother recommended this book to me today.
I'd take this over having my mom accompany me to a sex store when I turned 21 to buy lingerie and sex toys only to have her ask me what anal beads were (there were glass beads with a dolphin on them sitting in a glass case up front and instead of asking the clerk, she asked me!).
Meanwhile, my poor stepdad is over there in the novelty section looking mortified and really trying hard not to burst out laughing about this interaction.
NEVER AGAIN.
This happened? I LOVE IT! every generation thinks they’re the ones that discovered sex but no, mom & dad got it on too
My middle boy is somewhat horrified at his recent deduction, by virtue of his existence, that his mother has had sex at least three times. 😁
I love that my mom is so open and a little nutty. It’s uncomfortable sometimes, but it’s better than the other way. Plus, it’s one of the great things she passed on to me.1 -
Reckoner68 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Reckoner68 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »My mother recommended this book to me today.
I could have bought this book with free kindle credits but instead I bought a book on improving my memory but I keep forgetting to read it
Idk. I think the pleasuring book might be more useful. If you can remember what it says.
I’m fairly certain nothing matters anyway so I have no regrets
I’m sorry you’re in a funk (hugs)1 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »My mother recommended this book to me today.
I'd take this over having my mom accompany me to a sex store when I turned 21 to buy lingerie and sex toys only to have her ask me what anal beads were (there were glass beads with a dolphin on them sitting in a glass case up front and instead of asking the clerk, she asked me!).
Meanwhile, my poor stepdad is over there in the novelty section looking mortified and really trying hard not to burst out laughing about this interaction.
NEVER AGAIN.
This happened? I LOVE IT! every generation thinks they’re the ones that discovered sex but no, mom & dad got it on too
My middle boy is somewhat horrified at his recent deduction, by virtue of his existence, that his mother has had sex at least three times. 😁
I love that my mom is so open and a little nutty. It’s uncomfortable sometimes, but it’s better than the other way. Plus, it’s one of the great things she passed on to me.
I'm not bothered by my parents getting it on (never was), but more by her insistence that we do this as a mother/daughter activity as though it were completely normal.. and then asking me about butt beads (implying that I knew what they were and used them!). Other than that, it was fine. I had fun giggling at stuff with them and looking at dumb party favors and weird things like candy underwear.
Just never thought I'd be the one to explain to ANYONE what anal beads were, much less my mother.
Mostly, I'm now entertained by her curiosity.1 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Reckoner68 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Reckoner68 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »My mother recommended this book to me today.
I could have bought this book with free kindle credits but instead I bought a book on improving my memory but I keep forgetting to read it
Idk. I think the pleasuring book might be more useful. If you can remember what it says.
I’m fairly certain nothing matters anyway so I have no regrets
I’m sorry you’re in a funk (hugs)
Thanks. Hoping to shake it quick but who knows how these things work2 -
CanesGalactica wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »My mother recommended this book to me today.
I'd take this over having my mom accompany me to a sex store when I turned 21 to buy lingerie and sex toys only to have her ask me what anal beads were (there were glass beads with a dolphin on them sitting in a glass case up front and instead of asking the clerk, she asked me!).
Meanwhile, my poor stepdad is over there in the novelty section looking mortified and really trying hard not to burst out laughing about this interaction.
NEVER AGAIN.
This happened? I LOVE IT! every generation thinks they’re the ones that discovered sex but no, mom & dad got it on too
My middle boy is somewhat horrified at his recent deduction, by virtue of his existence, that his mother has had sex at least three times. 😁
I love that my mom is so open and a little nutty. It’s uncomfortable sometimes, but it’s better than the other way. Plus, it’s one of the great things she passed on to me.
I'm not bothered by my parents getting it on (never was), but more by her insistence that we do this as a mother/daughter activity as though it were completely normal.. and then asking me about butt beads (implying that I knew what they were and used them!). Other than that, it was fine. I had fun giggling at stuff with them and looking at dumb party favors and weird things like candy underwear.
Just never thought I'd be the one to explain to ANYONE what anal beads were, much less my mother.
Mostly, I'm now entertained by her curiosity.
I just love this whole story. Thank you for sharing it.1 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »My mother recommended this book to me today.
I'd take this over having my mom accompany me to a sex store when I turned 21 to buy lingerie and sex toys only to have her ask me what anal beads were (there were glass beads with a dolphin on them sitting in a glass case up front and instead of asking the clerk, she asked me!).
Meanwhile, my poor stepdad is over there in the novelty section looking mortified and really trying hard not to burst out laughing about this interaction.
NEVER AGAIN.
This happened? I LOVE IT! every generation thinks they’re the ones that discovered sex but no, mom & dad got it on too
My middle boy is somewhat horrified at his recent deduction, by virtue of his existence, that his mother has had sex at least three times. 😁
I love that my mom is so open and a little nutty. It’s uncomfortable sometimes, but it’s better than the other way. Plus, it’s one of the great things she passed on to me.
I'm not bothered by my parents getting it on (never was), but more by her insistence that we do this as a mother/daughter activity as though it were completely normal.. and then asking me about butt beads (implying that I knew what they were and used them!). Other than that, it was fine. I had fun giggling at stuff with them and looking at dumb party favors and weird things like candy underwear.
Just never thought I'd be the one to explain to ANYONE what anal beads were, much less my mother.
Mostly, I'm now entertained by her curiosity.
I just love this whole story. Thank you for sharing it.
You are very welcome. I forgot about it until something you guys discussed brought it up. :laugh: Nice to remember funny memories, though.1 -
Like a *kitten* yo-yo 😶
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CanesGalactica wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »My mother recommended this book to me today.
I'd take this over having my mom accompany me to a sex store when I turned 21 to buy lingerie and sex toys only to have her ask me what anal beads were (there were glass beads with a dolphin on them sitting in a glass case up front and instead of asking the clerk, she asked me!).
Meanwhile, my poor stepdad is over there in the novelty section looking mortified and really trying hard not to burst out laughing about this interaction.
NEVER AGAIN.
Omgggg 😩
This sounds as bad as my friends mom taking us to a stripper party when we were in high school saying if we were going to see things we might as well see it in a safe environment 🤦♀️ A stripper with glow in the dark paint on his stick was not something a 17 yr old should never see 🤣1 -
r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »My mother recommended this book to me today.
I'd take this over having my mom accompany me to a sex store when I turned 21 to buy lingerie and sex toys only to have her ask me what anal beads were (there were glass beads with a dolphin on them sitting in a glass case up front and instead of asking the clerk, she asked me!).
Meanwhile, my poor stepdad is over there in the novelty section looking mortified and really trying hard not to burst out laughing about this interaction.
NEVER AGAIN.
Omgggg 😩
This sounds as bad as my friends mom taking us to a stripper party when we were in high school saying if we were going to see things we might as well see it in a safe environment 🤦♀️ A stripper with glow in the dark paint on his stick was not something a 17 yr old should never see 🤣r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »My mother recommended this book to me today.
I'd take this over having my mom accompany me to a sex store when I turned 21 to buy lingerie and sex toys only to have her ask me what anal beads were (there were glass beads with a dolphin on them sitting in a glass case up front and instead of asking the clerk, she asked me!).
Meanwhile, my poor stepdad is over there in the novelty section looking mortified and really trying hard not to burst out laughing about this interaction.
NEVER AGAIN.
Omgggg 😩
This sounds as bad as my friends mom taking us to a stripper party when we were in high school saying if we were going to see things we might as well see it in a safe environment 🤦♀️ A stripper with glow in the dark paint on his stick was not something a 17 yr old should never see 🤣
Well then, I just learned something new. Apparently there is glow in the dark penis friendly paint! :laugh:0 -
CanesGalactica wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »My mother recommended this book to me today.
I'd take this over having my mom accompany me to a sex store when I turned 21 to buy lingerie and sex toys only to have her ask me what anal beads were (there were glass beads with a dolphin on them sitting in a glass case up front and instead of asking the clerk, she asked me!).
Meanwhile, my poor stepdad is over there in the novelty section looking mortified and really trying hard not to burst out laughing about this interaction.
NEVER AGAIN.
Reminds me of the time I took my new mother-in-law shopping and in the grocery store had to explain to her what femfresh was. ( she picked it up thinking it was regular underarm). 🙄 and then began a long loud conversation about why people would spray there 😁3 -
How can someone with a masters degree be so fuggin stupid - it’s mind boggling really- no sense at all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯1
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People who act guarded except when the other person is "pretty".
Oh the hypocrisy.
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Don't be "courteous" when you have the right of way. You only hold up traffic and cause a hazard.
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I'm getting sick after getting the flu shot last week. I feel miserable, but I have to go into work the next few days.
I have a meeting tomorrow, I have a meeting Wednesday and a meeting Thursday.
My vacation can't get here soon enough.
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I ate a fair corn dog that I reheated in the air fryer. It was glorious.
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Keep_on_cardio wrote: »
It’s legit - smh1 -
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LiftingSpirits wrote: »
Where is the cringe reaction when I need it most!! That would drive me insane1 -
CaliValleyGirl wrote: »
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I love a good table flip.1 -
How much sexy is *too* sexy, tho?0
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