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GymGoddessGoals wrote: »Is it rude to ask someone if they have had a boob job? There is this lady that trains at my gym in the morning. She is the mother of 3 small kiddos and fit af. I noticed that she was super "perky". I'm curious because she is super lean (easily 6-7% bf) and most women tend to deflate when they are that lean.
As someone who revels in awkward moments and has an optional filter but imagines she's filled with glitter and light, I'd go ahead and ask.
Me: [wildly waving while person of interest is about to close her locker...] Hey, girl, hey!
Low BF Booby Babe: [blank stare in my direction, confusedly but half-heartedly lipreading]
Me: [making the sign to suggest she take out her earbuds] Look, I'm about to ask you something wild so I apologize in advance, mmmk?
Low BF Booby Babe: [hadn't heard my precaution since she only just took out ONE earbud] Yes?
Me: [taking this as agreement to proceed with my wild question, so pointing at the chest area commences] How'd you get 'em to SIT SO HIGH, SIS?! (last half of question is done while clapping loudly)
Low BF Booby Babe: [eyes have widened and confused look returns] Excuse me?
Me: [interpreting this as interested, active engagement] Like, is this genetics?! If so thank your parents! Or, like, is this science? If so, I'd love details.
Low BF Booby Babe: I- I...
Me: I know! They made me speechless too!
My imagination hasn't filled in the rest of the scenario but I imagine, as I do with all my real-life interactions, that it goes well...until it doesn't. Then I just adapt in the moment and pray the po-po isn't called again.
Certainly, you'd be more savvy @GymGoddessGoals. Go ahead and ask. Just don't make it weird when you see her afterwards, whatever her answer (or lack thereof) is.
what about just be like "hey can i see em" instead?
I did think about it. It's not like I was rub my face in between them... I just wanna know who her surgeon was.3 -
GymGoddessGoals wrote: »GymGoddessGoals wrote: »Is it rude to ask someone if they have had a boob job? There is this lady that trains at my gym in the morning. She is the mother of 3 small kiddos and fit af. I noticed that she was super "perky". I'm curious because she is super lean (easily 6-7% bf) and most women tend to deflate when they are that lean.
As someone who revels in awkward moments and has an optional filter but imagines she's filled with glitter and light, I'd go ahead and ask.
Me: [wildly waving while person of interest is about to close her locker...] Hey, girl, hey!
Low BF Booby Babe: [blank stare in my direction, confusedly but half-heartedly lipreading]
Me: [making the sign to suggest she take out her earbuds] Look, I'm about to ask you something wild so I apologize in advance, mmmk?
Low BF Booby Babe: [hadn't heard my precaution since she only just took out ONE earbud] Yes?
Me: [taking this as agreement to proceed with my wild question, so pointing at the chest area commences] How'd you get 'em to SIT SO HIGH, SIS?! (last half of question is done while clapping loudly)
Low BF Booby Babe: [eyes have widened and confused look returns] Excuse me?
Me: [interpreting this as interested, active engagement] Like, is this genetics?! If so thank your parents! Or, like, is this science? If so, I'd love details.
Low BF Booby Babe: I- I...
Me: I know! They made me speechless too!
My imagination hasn't filled in the rest of the scenario but I imagine, as I do with all my real-life interactions, that it goes well...until it doesn't. Then I just adapt in the moment and pray the po-po isn't called again.
Certainly, you'd be more savvy @GymGoddessGoals. Go ahead and ask. Just don't make it weird when you see her afterwards, whatever her answer (or lack thereof) is.
what about just be like "hey can i see em" instead?
I did think about it. It's not like I was rub my face in between them... I just wanna know who her surgeon was.
oh yeah prob don't do that second part unless you're like plying her with tequila shots or something2 -
GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
oh yeah prob don't do that second part unless you're like plying her with tequila shots or something
I've never had to ply a woman with alcohol.2 -
GymGoddessGoals wrote: »GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
oh yeah prob don't do that second part unless you're like plying her with tequila shots or something
I've never had to ply a woman with alcohol.
oh yea me neither haha that'd be crazy can you imagine5 -
GymGoddessGoals wrote: »GymGoddessGoals wrote: »Is it rude to ask someone if they have had a boob job? There is this lady that trains at my gym in the morning. She is the mother of 3 small kiddos and fit af. I noticed that she was super "perky". I'm curious because she is super lean (easily 6-7% bf) and most women tend to deflate when they are that lean.
As someone who revels in awkward moments and has an optional filter but imagines she's filled with glitter and light, I'd go ahead and ask.
Me: [wildly waving while person of interest is about to close her locker...] Hey, girl, hey!
Low BF Booby Babe: [blank stare in my direction, confusedly but half-heartedly lipreading]
Me: [making the sign to suggest she take out her earbuds] Look, I'm about to ask you something wild so I apologize in advance, mmmk?
Low BF Booby Babe: [hadn't heard my precaution since she only just took out ONE earbud] Yes?
Me: [taking this as agreement to proceed with my wild question, so pointing at the chest area commences] How'd you get 'em to SIT SO HIGH, SIS?! (last half of question is done while clapping loudly)
Low BF Booby Babe: [eyes have widened and confused look returns] Excuse me?
Me: [interpreting this as interested, active engagement] Like, is this genetics?! If so thank your parents! Or, like, is this science? If so, I'd love details.
Low BF Booby Babe: I- I...
Me: I know! They made me speechless too!
My imagination hasn't filled in the rest of the scenario but I imagine, as I do with all my real-life interactions, that it goes well...until it doesn't. Then I just adapt in the moment and pray the po-po isn't called again.
Certainly, you'd be more savvy @GymGoddessGoals. Go ahead and ask. Just don't make it weird when you see her afterwards, whatever her answer (or lack thereof) is.
what about just be like "hey can i see em" instead?
I did think about it. It's not like I was rub my face in between them... I just wanna know who her surgeon was.
strike up friendly convo and then say something like “i wish i had your genes, your *kittens* look soo good! but i am looking to get a doctor to fix mine up bc if i ever manage to get my body looking like yours my *kittens* will be long gone 😩🥺😢” but like use whatever euphemism for titties fits in your local dialect
then if she want to share doc name she will5 -
The early fall late afternoon sun is streaming in the dust-streaked windows and it’s not triggering any boot-on-the-chest existential melancholy the way early fall late afternoon streaming sunlight usually does. This tastes vaguely of cherry chapstick and a breakthrough7
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goin to rest my eyes if anyone can wake me in 20 i would be thankful2
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sweet_ermengarde wrote: »goin to rest my eyes if anyone can wake me in 20 i would be thankful
no problem2 -
The early fall late afternoon sun is streaming in the dust-streaked windows and it’s not triggering any boot-on-the-chest existential melancholy the way early fall late afternoon streaming sunlight usually does. This tastes vaguely of cherry chapstick and a breakthrough
just stop and think about how Macaulay Culkin is 40 years old now instead3 -
The early fall late afternoon sun is streaming in the dust-streaked windows and it’s not triggering any boot-on-the-chest existential melancholy the way early fall late afternoon streaming sunlight usually does. This tastes vaguely of cherry chapstick and a breakthrough
just stop and think about how Macaulay Culkin is 40 years old now instead
I think I just heard he's gonna be in the next season of American Horror Story3 -
Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz wrote: »The early fall late afternoon sun is streaming in the dust-streaked windows and it’s not triggering any boot-on-the-chest existential melancholy the way early fall late afternoon streaming sunlight usually does. This tastes vaguely of cherry chapstick and a breakthrough
just stop and think about how Macaulay Culkin is 40 years old now instead
I think I just heard he's gonna be in the next season of American Horror Story
also vanilla ice is 532 -
Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz wrote: »The early fall late afternoon sun is streaming in the dust-streaked windows and it’s not triggering any boot-on-the-chest existential melancholy the way early fall late afternoon streaming sunlight usually does. This tastes vaguely of cherry chapstick and a breakthrough
just stop and think about how Macaulay Culkin is 40 years old now instead
I think I just heard he's gonna be in the next season of American Horror Story
also vanilla ice is 53
I wonder if he still races dirt bikes2 -
The early fall late afternoon sun is streaming in the dust-streaked windows and it’s not triggering any boot-on-the-chest existential melancholy the way early fall late afternoon streaming sunlight usually does. This tastes vaguely of cherry chapstick and a breakthrough
just stop and think about how Macaulay Culkin is 40 years old now insteadSophisticatted_Gentlemanz wrote: »The early fall late afternoon sun is streaming in the dust-streaked windows and it’s not triggering any boot-on-the-chest existential melancholy the way early fall late afternoon streaming sunlight usually does. This tastes vaguely of cherry chapstick and a breakthrough
just stop and think about how Macaulay Culkin is 40 years old now instead
I think I just heard he's gonna be in the next season of American Horror Story
also vanilla ice is 53
What gets me is hearing that bill clinton was elected 28 years ago. He was like.. only 2 presidents ago i feel like3 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »GymGoddessGoals wrote: »Is it rude to ask someone if they have had a boob job? There is this lady that trains at my gym in the morning. She is the mother of 3 small kiddos and fit af. I noticed that she was super "perky". I'm curious because she is super lean (easily 6-7% bf) and most women tend to deflate when they are that lean.
you could just tell her she nice tits and hope she tells you if they're real but then she might be like “quit sexual harassing me” bc some people dont like that
wait.
who wouldn't want to hear that ??
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GymGoddessGoals wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »It's very very difficult for women to get down to single-digit bf%
Thanks for the mansplain, mkay!
.... what if he's right ?6 -
Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz wrote: »Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz wrote: »The early fall late afternoon sun is streaming in the dust-streaked windows and it’s not triggering any boot-on-the-chest existential melancholy the way early fall late afternoon streaming sunlight usually does. This tastes vaguely of cherry chapstick and a breakthrough
just stop and think about how Macaulay Culkin is 40 years old now instead
I think I just heard he's gonna be in the next season of American Horror Story
also vanilla ice is 53
I wonder if he still races dirt bikes
not sure tbh. from everything i ever heard he's an actual bro in real life and was smart enough to not waste all his money from when he was famous. hopefully whatever he's doing he's happy in life.
that said, i recently had the opportunity to contribute new names for a public serving institution that currently bears the name of a controversial historical figure, and one of the new names i submitted was Vanilla Ice Memorial
cause i mean, at the end of the day, the man is a fellow Texan and i thought it'd be a nice gesture
and sure he's still around at the moment, but nevertheless the slow creeping hands of time crawl inexorably towards us all, eventually clutching us by the throat and dragging us down into the cold lonely darkness of death and leaving us, forgotten, in the trash heap of history.4 -
Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz wrote: »Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz wrote: »The early fall late afternoon sun is streaming in the dust-streaked windows and it’s not triggering any boot-on-the-chest existential melancholy the way early fall late afternoon streaming sunlight usually does. This tastes vaguely of cherry chapstick and a breakthrough
just stop and think about how Macaulay Culkin is 40 years old now instead
I think I just heard he's gonna be in the next season of American Horror Story
also vanilla ice is 53
I wonder if he still races dirt bikes
not sure tbh. from everything i ever heard he's an actual bro in real life and was smart enough to not waste all his money from when he was famous. hopefully whatever he's doing he's happy in life.
that said, i recently had the opportunity to contribute new names for a public serving institution that currently bears the name of a controversial historical figure, and one of the new names i submitted was Vanilla Ice Memorial
cause i mean, at the end of the day, the man is a fellow Texan and i thought it'd be a nice gesture
and sure he's still around at the moment, but nevertheless the slow creeping hands of time crawl inexorably towards us all, eventually clutching us by the throat and dragging us down into the cold lonely darkness of death and leaving us, forgotten, in the trash heap of history.
Well that last part was just plain ole depressing! 👵🏻1 -
honeybee__12 wrote: »Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz wrote: »Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz wrote: »The early fall late afternoon sun is streaming in the dust-streaked windows and it’s not triggering any boot-on-the-chest existential melancholy the way early fall late afternoon streaming sunlight usually does. This tastes vaguely of cherry chapstick and a breakthrough
just stop and think about how Macaulay Culkin is 40 years old now instead
I think I just heard he's gonna be in the next season of American Horror Story
also vanilla ice is 53
I wonder if he still races dirt bikes
not sure tbh. from everything i ever heard he's an actual bro in real life and was smart enough to not waste all his money from when he was famous. hopefully whatever he's doing he's happy in life.
that said, i recently had the opportunity to contribute new names for a public serving institution that currently bears the name of a controversial historical figure, and one of the new names i submitted was Vanilla Ice Memorial
cause i mean, at the end of the day, the man is a fellow Texan and i thought it'd be a nice gesture
and sure he's still around at the moment, but nevertheless the slow creeping hands of time crawl inexorably towards us all, eventually clutching us by the throat and dragging us down into the cold lonely darkness of death and leaving us, forgotten, in the trash heap of history.
Well that last part was just plain ole depressing! 👵🏻
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GymGoddessGoals wrote: »Is it rude to ask someone if they have had a boob job? There is this lady that trains at my gym in the morning. She is the mother of 3 small kiddos and fit af. I noticed that she was super "perky". I'm curious because she is super lean (easily 6-7% bf) and most women tend to deflate when they are that lean.
As someone who revels in awkward moments and has an optional filter but imagines she's filled with glitter and light, I'd go ahead and ask.
Me: [wildly waving while person of interest is about to close her locker...] Hey, girl, hey!
Low BF Booby Babe: [blank stare in my direction, confusedly but half-heartedly lipreading]
Me: [making the sign to suggest she take out her earbuds] Look, I'm about to ask you something wild so I apologize in advance, mmmk?
Low BF Booby Babe: [hadn't heard my precaution since she only just took out ONE earbud] Yes?
Me: [taking this as agreement to proceed with my wild question, so pointing at the chest area commences] How'd you get 'em to SIT SO HIGH, SIS?! (last half of question is done while clapping loudly)
Low BF Booby Babe: [eyes have widened and confused look returns] Excuse me?
Me: [interpreting this as interested, active engagement] Like, is this genetics?! If so thank your parents! Or, like, is this science? If so, I'd love details.
Low BF Booby Babe: I- I...
Me: I know! They made me speechless too!
My imagination hasn't filled in the rest of the scenario but I imagine, as I do with all my real-life interactions, that it goes well...until it doesn't. Then I just adapt in the moment and pray the po-po isn't called again.
Certainly, you'd be more savvy @GymGoddessGoals. Go ahead and ask. Just don't make it weird when you see her afterwards, whatever her answer (or lack thereof) is.
A similar scenario with less clapping happened to one of my girlfriends 😂1 -
GymGoddessGoals wrote: »KickassAmazon76 wrote: »GymGoddessGoals wrote: »Is it rude to ask someone if they have had a boob job? There is this lady that trains at my gym in the morning. She is the mother of 3 small kiddos and fit af. I noticed that she was super "perky". I'm curious because she is super lean (easily 6-7% bf) and most women tend to deflate when they are that lean.
Not really related... But... I can happily say that if you gain the weight back, they tend to reinflate.
Kinda makes it hard to find the will power to lose again. Haha
As for rude or not... I probably wouldn't do it.
If I was doing the talking... When I was lean, I might have tried to work in a well placed sigh and lament about how I missed my boobs now that I'd gotten lean.
Now I might say that I was inspired by her accomplishments, but am afraid of losing my rack again. (it's like I have to pick 6pk abs or boobs lol).
But even that could be risky.
Lady, ain't those some facts! *high five*
Yeah you are right, best not to say anything at all. She looks incredible though.
Then I'd say tell her that! Cuz fake or real boobs... She's busted her *kitten* to get where she is now! Women lifting women up is so awesome to see!2 -
PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »A similar scenario with less clapping happened to one of my girlfriends 😂
Did she call the police or answer the person?KickassAmazon76 wrote: »Then I'd say tell her that! Cuz fake or real boobs... She's busted her *kitten* to get where she is now! Women lifting women up is so awesome to see!
This all day and forever.
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Yes, or M A T H it’s all the same, right? 😬0 -
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Motorsheen wrote: »GymGoddessGoals wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »It's very very difficult for women to get down to single-digit bf%
Thanks for the mansplain, mkay!
.... what if he's right ?
I'm pretty sure he is...
It may not be completely impossible, but around 10% is considered essential for most women...5 -
How “turnt up” do you gotta be to not do your taxes? Smh0
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somejaykid wrote: »just found out earlier that chicago will have a 30 day stay at home starting monday, as we all know that covid is climbing back up again in a alarming rate. here at my hospital icu and other floors is filling up with positive and pui patients and we are in code white for the past 3 days already. everybody is pretty worn out but what can you do, just keep on trucking. i'm hoping outpatient procedures will shutdown for a while until it calms down again. if your going for a test i hope it's not because it's your yearly check up, go here if it's an emergency if your not in pain it can wait, don't risk going into a hospital for a routine check up end of rant
This saddens me so much. All my family is up in Chicago. I lost a family member due to covid this week. A woman who is like my second mom tested positive yesterday. Thankfully she's doing okay but it just breaks my heart that I can't go visit her or take care of her like she's done for me. I have been so down this week freaking out about what would happen if my dad gets sick. He's not in the best shape and that thought terrifies me. I had plans to go see them for Thanksgiving but now with this new order and the cases being so high up there I made the hard decision to cancel for everyone's safety. Now that it has hit home its a lot more scary and a lot more devastating. Ugh. I think I said way too much but I just wanted to wish you all the luck during these times and thank you for everything you do up in that hospital.8 -
So very very sad for your loss. I hope your family pulls through ok. 😔❤️2
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