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  • _Miss_Chievous_Miss_Chievous Member Posts: 601 Member Member Posts: 601 Member
    I am confused as to why troopers are always so sexy. Is it the big doofy hat?

    That reminds me of the time I got pulled over and I greeted the cop as Officer smiles because his name tag said S. Miles

    i’d have asked you out to dinner

    I'd have worn something slutty

    That doesn't always work. That reminds me of many years ago, I was in my 20s and was on a road trip across Canada by myself. I spilled my coffee all over my pants, pulled over on the side of the highway to take them off until I got to a rest stop to get some put of my suitcase... I only had a winter coat on, boots and no pants, I got pulled over and still got a fine 😒
  • your_future_ex_wifeyour_future_ex_wife Member Posts: 4,278 Member Member Posts: 4,278 Member
    I am confused as to why troopers are always so sexy. Is it the big doofy hat?

    That reminds me of the time I got pulled over and I greeted the cop as Officer smiles because his name tag said S. Miles

    i’d have asked you out to dinner

    I'd have worn something slutty

    That doesn't always work. That reminds me of many years ago, I was in my 20s and was on a road trip across Canada by myself. I spilled my coffee all over my pants, pulled over on the side of the highway to take them off until I got to a rest stop to get some put of my suitcase... I only had a winter coat on, boots and no pants, I got pulled over and still got a fine 😒

    it would work on me. I’d spring for the lobster
  • Reckoner68Reckoner68 Member Posts: 2,139 Member Member Posts: 2,139 Member
    I am confused as to why troopers are always so sexy. Is it the big doofy hat?

    That reminds me of the time I got pulled over and I greeted the cop as Officer smiles because his name tag said S. Miles

    i’d have asked you out to dinner

    I'd have worn something slutty

    That doesn't always work. That reminds me of many years ago, I was in my 20s and was on a road trip across Canada by myself. I spilled my coffee all over my pants, pulled over on the side of the highway to take them off until I got to a rest stop to get some put of my suitcase... I only had a winter coat on, boots and no pants, I got pulled over and still got a fine 😒

    it would work on me. I’d spring for the lobster

    It would work on me, too. I think.
  • Cowsfan1Cowsfan1 Member Posts: 7,937 Member Member Posts: 7,937 Member
    I am confused as to why troopers are always so sexy. Is it the big doofy hat?

    That reminds me of the time I got pulled over and I greeted the cop as Officer smiles because his name tag said S. Miles

    i’d have asked you out to dinner

    I'd have worn something slutty

    That doesn't always work. That reminds me of many years ago, I was in my 20s and was on a road trip across Canada by myself. I spilled my coffee all over my pants, pulled over on the side of the highway to take them off until I got to a rest stop to get some put of my suitcase... I only had a winter coat on, boots and no pants, I got pulled over and still got a fine 😒

    He should be taken to jail for that !
  • Cowsfan1Cowsfan1 Member Posts: 7,937 Member Member Posts: 7,937 Member
    I’ll be 40 this week- realistically my life is likely half way over - 🤷‍♂️ speaking of - what up @Reckoner68 @tinkerhellraiser
  • Reckoner68Reckoner68 Member Posts: 2,139 Member Member Posts: 2,139 Member
    i got major nap guilt rn bc i fell asleep for like 3 hours and my 10 year old took care of everything instead of waking me up and idk why but it’s killing me like makes me want to cry

    It's practice for independence, it'll be OK
  • your_future_ex_wifeyour_future_ex_wife Member Posts: 4,278 Member Member Posts: 4,278 Member
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    I’ll be 40 this week- realistically my life is likely half way over - 🤷‍♂️ speaking of - what up @Reckoner68 @tinkerhellraiser

    y’all are so OLD.🤣 happy bday peeps.
  • Reckoner68Reckoner68 Member Posts: 2,139 Member Member Posts: 2,139 Member
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    I’ll be 40 this week- realistically my life is likely half way over - 🤷‍♂️ speaking of - what up @Reckoner68 @tinkerhellraiser

    Yeah, honestly I didn't expect to make it this far. And it's not here yet, maybe I won't? Who knows. I always get like this tho
  • Reckoner68Reckoner68 Member Posts: 2,139 Member Member Posts: 2,139 Member
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    I’ll be 40 this week- realistically my life is likely half way over - 🤷‍♂️ speaking of - what up @Reckoner68 @tinkerhellraiser
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    I’ll be 40 this week- realistically my life is likely half way over - 🤷‍♂️ speaking of - what up @Reckoner68 @tinkerhellraiser

    Yeah, honestly I didn't expect to make it this far. And it's not here yet, maybe I won't? Who knows. I always get like this tho

    we should have a party

    ...I thought this was the party? I'm down tho. 40 for me too this year so /flex
  • mmultanenmmultanen Member Posts: 1,050 Member Member Posts: 1,050 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    I’ll be 40 this week- realistically my life is likely half way over - 🤷‍♂️ speaking of - what up @Reckoner68 @tinkerhellraiser
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    I’ll be 40 this week- realistically my life is likely half way over - 🤷‍♂️ speaking of - what up @Reckoner68 @tinkerhellraiser

    Yeah, honestly I didn't expect to make it this far. And it's not here yet, maybe I won't? Who knows. I always get like this tho

    we should have a party

    ...I thought this was the party? I'm down tho. 40 for me too this year so /flex

    Same.
  • Tinydancer106Tinydancer106 Member Posts: 3,679 Member Member Posts: 3,679 Member
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    I’ll be 40 this week- realistically my life is likely half way over - 🤷‍♂️ speaking of - what up @Reckoner68 @tinkerhellraiser

    😒just wait it gets better🙄 yup all downhill and easy like....but yay you!🤘😏

    😋💗
  • Tinydancer106Tinydancer106 Member Posts: 3,679 Member Member Posts: 3,679 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    i got major nap guilt rn bc i fell asleep for like 3 hours and my 10 year old took care of everything instead of waking me up and idk why but it’s killing me like makes me want to cry

    It's practice for independence, it'll be OK

    You are good....🙌 ....and right @tinkerhellraiser 💗....they are probably proud of the responsibility and you're so sweet I'm sure they look for ways to help mom....it's hard to let them grow up I know.....but you're helping them too not taking advantage and that's a huge difference👍🤗
  • Reckoner68Reckoner68 Member Posts: 2,139 Member Member Posts: 2,139 Member
    @Reckoner68 @Cowsfan1 have yall noticed that time has started moving faster now? my moms used to say that was “the quickening” but i think she ripped off that word from the Highlander

    That definitely sounds like Highlander, for sure. Did she ever say "There can be only one" by any chance?

    Yeah, time's going faster, because I waste a lot of my days waiting for my few hours of "freedom"

    Treating every moment like a gift does not seem to help, no matter how many times I write it in cursive font on a plaque that I hang in the kitchen
  • Cowsfan1Cowsfan1 Member Posts: 7,937 Member Member Posts: 7,937 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    @Reckoner68 @Cowsfan1 have yall noticed that time has started moving faster now? my moms used to say that was “the quickening” but i think she ripped off that word from the Highlander

    That definitely sounds like Highlander, for sure. Did she ever say "There can be only one" by any chance?

    Yeah, time's going faster, because I waste a lot of my days waiting for my few hours of "freedom"

    Treating every moment like a gift does not seem to help, no matter how many times I write it in cursive font on a plaque that I hang in the kitchen

    u need to write in all caps, kinda threatening

    EVERY DAY IS A GIFT

    That why it’s called THE PRESENT !!
  • Reckoner68Reckoner68 Member Posts: 2,139 Member Member Posts: 2,139 Member
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    @Reckoner68 @Cowsfan1 have yall noticed that time has started moving faster now? my moms used to say that was “the quickening” but i think she ripped off that word from the Highlander

    That definitely sounds like Highlander, for sure. Did she ever say "There can be only one" by any chance?

    Yeah, time's going faster, because I waste a lot of my days waiting for my few hours of "freedom"

    Treating every moment like a gift does not seem to help, no matter how many times I write it in cursive font on a plaque that I hang in the kitchen

    u need to write in all caps, kinda threatening

    EVERY DAY IS A GIFT

    That why it’s called THE PRESENT !!

    "He almost made it to 40. We're not sure what did him in..."

    ....but my ghost knows

    my

    ghost

    knows

    !!!!!!!!!!!
  • Cowsfan1Cowsfan1 Member Posts: 7,937 Member Member Posts: 7,937 Member
    @Reckoner68 @Cowsfan1 have yall noticed that time has started moving faster now? my moms used to say that was “the quickening” but i think she ripped off that word from the Highlander


    And yeah the older we get the faster this train goes yo -
  • Cowsfan1Cowsfan1 Member Posts: 7,937 Member Member Posts: 7,937 Member
    @Reckoner68 @Cowsfan1 have yall noticed that time has started moving faster now? my moms used to say that was “the quickening” but i think she ripped off that word from the Highlander

    Do you guys ever feel like you should feel 40 but don’t - like I should feel like a responsibile adult - most days I still feel like a punk kid that refuses to buy a suit 🤷‍♂️
  • Reckoner68Reckoner68 Member Posts: 2,139 Member Member Posts: 2,139 Member
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    @Reckoner68 @Cowsfan1 have yall noticed that time has started moving faster now? my moms used to say that was “the quickening” but i think she ripped off that word from the Highlander

    Do you guys ever feel like you should feel 40 but don’t - like I should feel like a responsibile adult - most days I still feel like a punk kid that refuses to buy a suit 🤷‍♂️

    I legitimately feel like I've been on borrowed time for a few years, and most days it's kinda a curiosity to me that I'm still here. I don't feel young, I just feel tired
  • Cowsfan1Cowsfan1 Member Posts: 7,937 Member Member Posts: 7,937 Member
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    @Reckoner68 @Cowsfan1 have yall noticed that time has started moving faster now? my moms used to say that was “the quickening” but i think she ripped off that word from the Highlander

    Do you guys ever feel like you should feel 40 but don’t - like I should feel like a responsibile adult - most days I still feel like a punk kid that refuses to buy a suit 🤷‍♂️

    sometimes i feel like a kid and sometimes i feel ancient but ya i refuse to buy a suit or have a 9-5 bc *kitten* the man

    Lol I work for the man - twice in the last month I’ve been told I look like Eminem and vanilla ice lol - so maybe im really just a Middle Aged white rapper not a punk kid ??
  • Cowsfan1Cowsfan1 Member Posts: 7,937 Member Member Posts: 7,937 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    @Reckoner68 @Cowsfan1 have yall noticed that time has started moving faster now? my moms used to say that was “the quickening” but i think she ripped off that word from the Highlander

    Do you guys ever feel like you should feel 40 but don’t - like I should feel like a responsibile adult - most days I still feel like a punk kid that refuses to buy a suit 🤷‍♂️

    I legitimately feel like I've been on borrowed time for a few years, and most days it's kinda a curiosity to me that I'm still here. I don't feel young, I just feel tired

    I feel like you’re gonna live to be 100 - just cause karma might find that *kitten* funny
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