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Like a *kitten* yo-yo 😶
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CanesGalactica wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »My mother recommended this book to me today.
I'd take this over having my mom accompany me to a sex store when I turned 21 to buy lingerie and sex toys only to have her ask me what anal beads were (there were glass beads with a dolphin on them sitting in a glass case up front and instead of asking the clerk, she asked me!).
Meanwhile, my poor stepdad is over there in the novelty section looking mortified and really trying hard not to burst out laughing about this interaction.
NEVER AGAIN.
Omgggg 😩
This sounds as bad as my friends mom taking us to a stripper party when we were in high school saying if we were going to see things we might as well see it in a safe environment 🤦♀️ A stripper with glow in the dark paint on his stick was not something a 17 yr old should never see 🤣1 -
r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »My mother recommended this book to me today.
I'd take this over having my mom accompany me to a sex store when I turned 21 to buy lingerie and sex toys only to have her ask me what anal beads were (there were glass beads with a dolphin on them sitting in a glass case up front and instead of asking the clerk, she asked me!).
Meanwhile, my poor stepdad is over there in the novelty section looking mortified and really trying hard not to burst out laughing about this interaction.
NEVER AGAIN.
Omgggg 😩
This sounds as bad as my friends mom taking us to a stripper party when we were in high school saying if we were going to see things we might as well see it in a safe environment 🤦♀️ A stripper with glow in the dark paint on his stick was not something a 17 yr old should never see 🤣r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »My mother recommended this book to me today.
I'd take this over having my mom accompany me to a sex store when I turned 21 to buy lingerie and sex toys only to have her ask me what anal beads were (there were glass beads with a dolphin on them sitting in a glass case up front and instead of asking the clerk, she asked me!).
Meanwhile, my poor stepdad is over there in the novelty section looking mortified and really trying hard not to burst out laughing about this interaction.
NEVER AGAIN.
Omgggg 😩
This sounds as bad as my friends mom taking us to a stripper party when we were in high school saying if we were going to see things we might as well see it in a safe environment 🤦♀️ A stripper with glow in the dark paint on his stick was not something a 17 yr old should never see 🤣
Well then, I just learned something new. Apparently there is glow in the dark penis friendly paint! :laugh:0 -
CanesGalactica wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »My mother recommended this book to me today.
I'd take this over having my mom accompany me to a sex store when I turned 21 to buy lingerie and sex toys only to have her ask me what anal beads were (there were glass beads with a dolphin on them sitting in a glass case up front and instead of asking the clerk, she asked me!).
Meanwhile, my poor stepdad is over there in the novelty section looking mortified and really trying hard not to burst out laughing about this interaction.
NEVER AGAIN.
Reminds me of the time I took my new mother-in-law shopping and in the grocery store had to explain to her what femfresh was. ( she picked it up thinking it was regular underarm). 🙄 and then began a long loud conversation about why people would spray there 😁3 -
How can someone with a masters degree be so fuggin stupid - it’s mind boggling really- no sense at all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯1
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People who act guarded except when the other person is "pretty".
Oh the hypocrisy.
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Don't be "courteous" when you have the right of way. You only hold up traffic and cause a hazard.
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I'm getting sick after getting the flu shot last week. I feel miserable, but I have to go into work the next few days.
I have a meeting tomorrow, I have a meeting Wednesday and a meeting Thursday.
My vacation can't get here soon enough.
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I ate a fair corn dog that I reheated in the air fryer. It was glorious.
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Keep_on_cardio wrote: »
It’s legit - smh1 -
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LiftingSpirits wrote: »
Where is the cringe reaction when I need it most!! That would drive me insane1 -
CaliValleyGirl wrote: »
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I love a good table flip.1 -
How much sexy is *too* sexy, tho?0
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Reckoner68 wrote: »How much sexy is *too* sexy, tho?
When you have to write a song about it.2 -
Reckoner68 wrote: »How much sexy is *too* sexy, tho?
When you have to write a song about it.
This is helpful, it's good to know boundaries1 -
Reckoner68 wrote: »How much sexy is *too* sexy, tho?
When you find yourself too sexy for both your shirt and your cat3
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