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It’s all fun and games till somebody pulls a wad of sweaty cash from their tube top5
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PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »watch_out_for_that_tree wrote: »PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »So im gonna cut grass in shorts and sports bra.. its 95 degrees and such...but still worried I'll offend my older neighbor folk
Would you wear it to work?
mowing is work. Settled.
You owe me a Coke
So what i got from this exchange is that I should post my mowing attire in selfie thread
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watch_out_for_that_tree wrote: »PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »So im gonna cut grass in shorts and sports bra.. its 95 degrees and such...but still worried I'll offend my older neighbor folk
Would you wear it to work?
mowing is work. Settled.
You owe me a Coke
Those rules only apply with a pinch and a poke - there no coke is warranted- I don’t blame me I don’t make these rules 🤷♂️0 -
Quit coke blocking mewatch_out_for_that_tree wrote: »PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »So im gonna cut grass in shorts and sports bra.. its 95 degrees and such...but still worried I'll offend my older neighbor folk
Would you wear it to work?
mowing is work. Settled.
You owe me a Coke
Those rules only apply with a pinch and a poke - there no coke is warranted- I don’t blame me I don’t make these rules 🤷♂️2 -
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BraydanTaffy wrote: »
I’ll take it2 -
Quit coke blocking mewatch_out_for_that_tree wrote: »PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »So im gonna cut grass in shorts and sports bra.. its 95 degrees and such...but still worried I'll offend my older neighbor folk
Would you wear it to work?
mowing is work. Settled.
You owe me a Coke
Those rules only apply with a pinch and a poke - there no coke is warranted- I don’t blame me I don’t make these rules 🤷♂️
Again - I don’t make the rules lady
ETA - ok Maybe I could bend the rules but - it’ll cost you a macaroon 😋0 -
Quit coke blocking mewatch_out_for_that_tree wrote: »PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »So im gonna cut grass in shorts and sports bra.. its 95 degrees and such...but still worried I'll offend my older neighbor folk
Would you wear it to work?
mowing is work. Settled.
You owe me a Coke
Those rules only apply with a pinch and a poke - there no coke is warranted- I don’t blame me I don’t make these rules 🤷♂️
Again - I don’t make the rules lady
ETA - ok Maybe I could bend the rules but - it’ll cost you a macaroon 😋
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I just realized that everything I say and do during my day to day encounters is done in a flirtatious manner 😂...
I never really realized it until now Omg 😂...
I guess I kinda romanticize life in general 🤷🏽♂️🙌🏼7 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »I just realized that everything I say and do during my day to day encounters is done in a flirtatious manner...
Well, to be fair, we have known this to be true for a very, very long time...... sailor.
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Motorsheen wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »I just realized that everything I say and do during my day to day encounters is done in a flirtatious manner...
Well, to be fair, we have known this to be true for a very, very long time...... sailor.
This is the most nicest thing you've ever said to me 🥰😂3 -
Don't forget about those of us still on MySpace. This is your chance to crack my top 8!PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »watch_out_for_that_tree wrote: »PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »So im gonna cut grass in shorts and sports bra.. its 95 degrees and such...but still worried I'll offend my older neighbor folk
Would you wear it to work?
mowing is work. Settled.
You owe me a Coke
So what i got from this exchange is that I should post my mowing attire in selfie thread
I’m not sure if it would comply with “guidelines”
Kidding. Id never post that attire anywhere....except ig, sc, fb, emails, dms, mfp wall1 -
If you have a religious bumper sticker on your car and you don’t use your blinker, you are a bad witness for the lord4
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
Your visor should say “Nietzsche say relax.”2 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
Your visor should say “Nietzsche say relax.”
If I'm being perfectly honest, he's not my favorite... I prefer Lao Tzu "Nature never hurries but yet everything is still accomplished." 😂4 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »I just realized that everything I say and do during my day to day encounters is done in a flirtatious manner...
Well, to be fair, we have known this to be true for a very, very long time...... sailor.
This is the most nicest thing you've ever said to me 🥰😂
I thought you were just hitting on everybody. 4 -
People on manicured hiking trails all geared up. Dude, I’ve seen five-year-olds do this in crocs.5
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I want my kids to stop making friends with people who live on dirt roads. My driving can’t take it3
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I love tarot readers because they’re your best hype-man. “You’re so special and literally everyone is in love with you and if they’re not it’s bc they’re just jealous.”💅🏻 But said in a very drawn out way where they can tell you the same thing five times. Like yes, tell me again how irresistible and unique I am. Just ten more times now.....
One just told me my ‘future spouse’ is basically the most perfect human to exist and I’m like... hmmm that sure is gonna be nice bc I’m a mess™.
🙄
Oh mystical all seeing teen to mid 20 something, what does my crush secretly think of me???? 😳
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😵
I’m entertained and also just rolling my eyes.
Should be getting my car ac fixed but I’m like, What does August 2021 have in store for me? 🤔4 -
OpheliaCooter wrote: »I love tarot readers because they’re your best hype-man. “You’re so special and literally everyone is in love with you and if they’re not it’s bc they’re just jealous.”💅🏻 But said in a very drawn out way where they can tell you the same thing five times. Like yes, tell me again how irresistible and unique I am. Just ten more times now.....
One just told me my ‘future spouse’ is basically the most perfect human to exist and I’m like... hmmm that sure is gonna be nice bc I’m a mess™.
🙄
Oh mystical all seeing teen to mid 20 something, what does my crush secretly think of me???? 😳
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😵
I’m entertained and also just rolling my eyes.
Should be getting my car ac fixed but I’m like, What does August 2021 have in store for me? 🤔
I only do readings for myself because I can’t handle the responsibility. Plus most of my friends think it’s creepy1 -
Well, I attempted to conquer my fear of walking outside my apt complex yesterday afternoon. There's a sidewalk, but it runs adjacent to the highway & I had an incident about 3-wks ago where 2 guys raced at me to attempt to drag me into their car. I'd just begun my walk, so quickly ran back into my complex & home. Since then, I've stopped walking.
A once around jaunt is 1-mi from my doorway to the end of the walkway & back again. So around 4pm, I reached 1/4-mi, feeling great & like I'd "taken back my power" when the sun shifted, for lack of a better phrase, & my shadow, which had been behind me, was now coming up quickly on my side. I saw it out of my peripheral vision & it really caught me off-guard & startled me.
I was suddenly jolted back into panic mode, thinking someone was trying to grab me & yelped out loud. My heart was pounding & that surge of adrenaline the rest of the walk didn't feel great. No one else was out my entire walk & it was so hot, when I reached the end of the sidewalk, I realized I'd forgotten water, which would have been nice to have in 100-degree heat. I also realized I was moving slower... heat + humidity + no walking for 3-wks & that, should something have happened at that point, I'd be hard pressed to run 1/2-mi back to safety. With that in mind, my return walk wasn't pleasant... the occasional car driving by unnerved me, I kept looking behind me, every bird or squirrel that rattled a tree branch made me gasp. Oh, jeez...
I'd like to go for a walk now, but... my heart's racing just thinking about it, so I'll skip it & just do yoga at home. I can walk around inside the complex, but it's all parking lot, no sidewalks, with lots of blind turns & awkward angles... with all the elders & poor foreign drivers (there are a lot of both), I almost get taken out by a vehicle or 2 or 3 backing up every time I go to collect my mail about 100-yds away.
Here I thought I was a big, tough, IR girl from inner-city Boston & could handle it... I realized I'm just a skinny, little girl in FL. Guess I'm gonna skip walking for a few days.7 -
OpheliaCooter wrote: »I love tarot readers because they’re your best hype-man. “You’re so special and literally everyone is in love with you and if they’re not it’s bc they’re just jealous.”💅🏻 But said in a very drawn out way where they can tell you the same thing five times. Like yes, tell me again how irresistible and unique I am. Just ten more times now.....
One just told me my ‘future spouse’ is basically the most perfect human to exist and I’m like... hmmm that sure is gonna be nice bc I’m a mess™.
🙄
Oh mystical all seeing teen to mid 20 something, what does my crush secretly think of me???? 😳
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😵
I’m entertained and also just rolling my eyes.
Should be getting my car ac fixed but I’m like, What does August 2021 have in store for me? 🤔
I only do readings for myself because I can’t handle the responsibility. Plus most of my friends think it’s creepy
People are either really into it or think your loopy. OR think that it’s the devil 😈👻💀
I find this stuff horribly entertaining. I’ve bought four decks for myself so far. I don’t feel like I’m the best at reading them or at least, in a way that sounds articulate.
Example -
✨‘Ya bro so um, I don't really know what this card stands for w/o looking it up but the vibes are immaculate. You’re probs gonna come into some money but um.. don’t be selfish with it bc then ur gonna lose money overall.’ ✨1 -
OpheliaCooter wrote: »OpheliaCooter wrote: »I love tarot readers because they’re your best hype-man. “You’re so special and literally everyone is in love with you and if they’re not it’s bc they’re just jealous.”💅🏻 But said in a very drawn out way where they can tell you the same thing five times. Like yes, tell me again how irresistible and unique I am. Just ten more times now.....
One just told me my ‘future spouse’ is basically the most perfect human to exist and I’m like... hmmm that sure is gonna be nice bc I’m a mess™.
🙄
Oh mystical all seeing teen to mid 20 something, what does my crush secretly think of me???? 😳
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😵
I’m entertained and also just rolling my eyes.
Should be getting my car ac fixed but I’m like, What does August 2021 have in store for me? 🤔
I only do readings for myself because I can’t handle the responsibility. Plus most of my friends think it’s creepy
People are either really into it or think your loopy. OR think that it’s the devil 😈👻💀
I find this stuff horribly entertaining. I’ve bought four decks for myself so far. I don’t feel like I’m the best at reading them or at least, in a way that sounds articulate.
Example -
✨‘Ya bro so um, I don't really know what this card stands for w/o looking it up but the vibes are immaculate. You’re probs gonna come into some money but um.. don’t be selfish with it bc then ur gonna lose money overall.’ ✨
😂 I love the way you talk
I kind of use them as a psychological tool to confirm what I think I already know. And maybe there’s some ooky spooky stuff in there too. But you know how you’re supposed to be able to tell a story with them? I’m really bad at that1 -
My sister visited a psychic with hopes she'd hear proof that her deceased dh is still there somewhere. So the guy starts phishing for stuff, like 'I sense Oreos, he must've really liked Oreos'. Ahh nope. He loved doing puzzles, right? Uh, another nope. I see blocks? Well, you're close because he was darn handy with tools.
Come to find out, those were 3 things that he'd opened up with in doing my ds's friend's reading, as well.
Thanks buddy for ripping off mourning grieving people whose only downfall is hoping for some kind of connection with someone they painfully miss.4 -
People on manicured hiking trails all geared up. Dude, I’ve seen five-year-olds do this in crocs.
This reminds me,
My ex had a friend that raced and always parked next to us at the Motocross track.
He always had a new cycle, new helmet with all matching gear.
He was decked out!
He also rode the “beginner” class.
The ex and I used to chuckle about it.
Nowadays, I think, “good for him!”
He got out there, had his fun even if he looked like a newbie every time he showed up.
At least he showed up. ☺️4 -
New Affirmation: I'm aces at problem-solving 😃
Subsequent Realization: I'm the creator of most of my problems 🤔5
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