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So this is now on my thumb. Don't drink and play with a tattoo pen.
I'll fix it later.2 -
CaliValleyGirl wrote: »r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »CaliValleyGirl wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
Words to live by😂CaliValleyGirl wrote: »Just because it's easy to give yourself a tattoo, doesn't mean you should
I did a heart on my finger. Looks like a child did it. I shouldn't drink and tat.
Wise words dear. Also, don't drink and mfp.
Generally I don't worry about the drinking because it doesn't take much to get me to pass out 😆
The last time i drank tequila, the last thing i remember was meeting a woman at a bar.....and then waking up naked and tied up to the bed posts spread eagle with dried candle wax on my chest and a phonebook opened up to the yellow pages of 24 hr marriage houses.....oh and my roomate taking pics of me in my precarious position. Thank god there was no internet back then lol! To this day not sure if i got married lol.....No tequila for me in many many years.
Damn....this close 👌😣....😂🤣🤣💜0 -
CaliValleyGirl wrote: »
So this is now on my thumb. Don't drink and play with a tattoo pen.
I'll fix it later.
Kinda cool and brave to me🤔😉😍1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »I really need to quit telling my kids ‘your mom’ jokes
🤣🤣🤣sometimes you make me cry laughing girl!!!🤗😍1 -
Why are all the fun and games threads about what you would or wouldn’t do to or with the person above??🤨3
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Tinydancer106 wrote: »CaliValleyGirl wrote: »
So this is now on my thumb. Don't drink and play with a tattoo pen.
I'll fix it later.
Kinda cool and brave to me🤔😉😍
My eye brows came out good though lol
I'll retouch when they heal1 -
Same thing since February. I want my home back. We got flooded and it's so close to ready but we need a tiler NOW. Then the rest will get done.3
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Hip_to_be_square wrote: »GuessimGryffindor wrote: »Why are all the fun and games threads about what you would or wouldn’t do to or with the person above??🤨
It really is redundant. I avoid that place like the plague
Good man6 -
too much, wish it was just quiet
maybe some music to drown it all out
I shoulda had another drink0 -
Plague_Doktor wrote: »Hip_to_be_square wrote: »GuessimGryffindor wrote: »Why are all the fun and games threads about what you would or wouldn’t do to or with the person above??🤨
It really is redundant. I avoid that place like the plague
Good man
The plague...good times0 -
I need a drink. This volunteer stuff is a way more stressful than it should be, I think.1
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I think y’all scared @RevGym2 away. I’m not sure I can achieve my goals this weekend without his rainbows snd sunshine.4
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I’m waiting alone for my one true love to find me, saving myself just for him, because I know he’s out there and when he finds me magic will happen and we will fulfill each other’s every need and desire and we will never need to look outside the relationship for friendship or emotional support and we will never ever be attracted to anyone else. *hearts and flowers* I believe!11
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I’m waiting alone for my one true love to find me, saving myself just for him, because I know he’s out there and when he finds me magic will happen and we will fulfill each other’s every need and desire and we will never need to look outside the relationship for friendship or emotional support and we will never ever be attracted to anyone else. *hearts and flowers* I believe!
Yes, but will you know as soon as you meet? Better lock him up.2 -
Pandemonium_ wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I’m waiting alone for my one true love to find me, saving myself just for him, because I know he’s out there and when he finds me magic will happen and we will fulfill each other’s every need and desire and we will never need to look outside the relationship for friendship or emotional support and we will never ever be attracted to anyone else. *hearts and flowers* I believe!
Yes, but will you know as soon as you meet? Better lock him up.
Yes! We are soulmates. Twin flames. Magnets drawn only to each other.4 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Pandemonium_ wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I’m waiting alone for my one true love to find me, saving myself just for him, because I know he’s out there and when he finds me magic will happen and we will fulfill each other’s every need and desire and we will never need to look outside the relationship for friendship or emotional support and we will never ever be attracted to anyone else. *hearts and flowers* I believe!
Yes, but will you know as soon as you meet? Better lock him up.
Yes! We are soulmates. Twin flames. Magnets drawn only to each other.
Gotta put a ring on it. Maybe some restraints, ball and chain, blinders.5 -
Pandemonium_ wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Pandemonium_ wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I’m waiting alone for my one true love to find me, saving myself just for him, because I know he’s out there and when he finds me magic will happen and we will fulfill each other’s every need and desire and we will never need to look outside the relationship for friendship or emotional support and we will never ever be attracted to anyone else. *hearts and flowers* I believe!
Yes, but will you know as soon as you meet? Better lock him up.
Yes! We are soulmates. Twin flames. Magnets drawn only to each other.
Gotta put a ring on it. Maybe some restraints, ball and chain, blinders.
Well now. Some of that is just 😈
And you forgot the collar3 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Pandemonium_ wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I’m waiting alone for my one true love to find me, saving myself just for him, because I know he’s out there and when he finds me magic will happen and we will fulfill each other’s every need and desire and we will never need to look outside the relationship for friendship or emotional support and we will never ever be attracted to anyone else. *hearts and flowers* I believe!
Yes, but will you know as soon as you meet? Better lock him up.
Yes! We are soulmates. Twin flames. Magnets drawn only to each other.
Hard for me to decipher between moments of sarcasm and seriousness at times on here, until I read this.
Well damn... I do believe some people are drawn to each other on another level, a connection that’s aligned for just the two. I haven’t had it but I’d be amazed if I did 😁2 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Pandemonium_ wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Pandemonium_ wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I’m waiting alone for my one true love to find me, saving myself just for him, because I know he’s out there and when he finds me magic will happen and we will fulfill each other’s every need and desire and we will never need to look outside the relationship for friendship or emotional support and we will never ever be attracted to anyone else. *hearts and flowers* I believe!
Yes, but will you know as soon as you meet? Better lock him up.
Yes! We are soulmates. Twin flames. Magnets drawn only to each other.
Gotta put a ring on it. Maybe some restraints, ball and chain, blinders.
Well now. Some of that is just 😈
And you forgot the collar
I knew I forgot something. Most important bit.1
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