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I like that movie where he plays that cocky charming underdogFeastRepeat wrote: »You remember that Tom Cruise movie where he did not sprint like his *kitten* was on fire? Me neither.
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TwitchyMagee wrote: »
I like that movie where he plays that cocky charming underdogFeastRepeat wrote: »You remember that Tom Cruise movie where he did not sprint like his *kitten* was on fire? Me neither.
That one is a classic1 -
RaquelFit2 wrote: »honey_honey_12 wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »honey_honey_12 wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »
So many words and not a single one appropriatekinetixtrainer2 wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »Where do people meet people in real life? Like, not romantically though not not romantically, but just you know meeting people. I tried an art class and the vibe was pretentious. I tried a hiking club and the vibe was strident. I liked my old gym but the coach no longer coaches because he’s busy with his new tattoo business. When I worked in retail that was way too many people but now I hardly deal with people at all and it’s getting a little isolating. Maybe I should go back to school.
May I suggest a career in law enforcement. We have an opening 👮🏻
You will meet loads of people every 12 hour shift you work. You can look forward to the luxury of switching from days to nights every two weeks. Different people come out at different hours. The options are limitless.
Overworked and underpaid?
Maybe consider a small suburb in OK coz the cops here have their own little kingdom. 😂
So could I be King? 🤔
You could.
I’m not being sarcastic, the police department in my community is much loved by it’s citizens and we shell out the $.
New station, new cars, new military grade equipment etc..
We are ready. 😀❤️
That's great to hear!
Yep, I love my state.
One of those insignificant flyover states in the middle and we know
what we want and we think for ourselves.
We also have an awesome governor. ❤️1 -
Had a dream last night that William Shatner was my dad. But I know the giraffe is my dad.0
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FeastRepeat wrote: »Had a dream last night that William Shatner was my dad. But I know the giraffe is my dad.
I’m still waiting on paternity test results.
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »Had a dream last night that William Shatner was my dad. But I know the giraffe is my dad.
I’m still waiting on paternity test results.
Doesn’t matter. Because groove is in the heart.0 -
FeastRepeat wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »Had a dream last night that William Shatner was my dad. But I know the giraffe is my dad.
I’m still waiting on paternity test results.
Doesn’t matter. Because groove is in the heart.
Why I need those results. You ain’t gone none. 😎
😂🤗
Everything is okay as long as you follow it with a laugh and hug. 😁
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »Had a dream last night that William Shatner was my dad. But I know the giraffe is my dad.
I’m still waiting on paternity test results.
Doesn’t matter. Because groove is in the heart.PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »Had a dream last night that William Shatner was my dad. But I know the giraffe is my dad.
I’m still waiting on paternity test results.
Doesn’t matter. Because groove is in the heart.
Why I need those results. You ain’t gone none. 😎
😂🤗
Everything is okay as long as you follow it with a laugh and hug. 😁
Laugh and hug or “just sayin”0 -
honey_honey_12 wrote: »RaquelFit2 wrote: »honey_honey_12 wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »honey_honey_12 wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »
So many words and not a single one appropriatekinetixtrainer2 wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »Where do people meet people in real life? Like, not romantically though not not romantically, but just you know meeting people. I tried an art class and the vibe was pretentious. I tried a hiking club and the vibe was strident. I liked my old gym but the coach no longer coaches because he’s busy with his new tattoo business. When I worked in retail that was way too many people but now I hardly deal with people at all and it’s getting a little isolating. Maybe I should go back to school.
May I suggest a career in law enforcement. We have an opening 👮🏻
You will meet loads of people every 12 hour shift you work. You can look forward to the luxury of switching from days to nights every two weeks. Different people come out at different hours. The options are limitless.
Overworked and underpaid?
Maybe consider a small suburb in OK coz the cops here have their own little kingdom. 😂
So could I be King? 🤔
You could.
I’m not being sarcastic, the police department in my community is much loved by it’s citizens and we shell out the $.
New station, new cars, new military grade equipment etc..
We are ready. 😀❤️
That's great to hear!
Yep, I love my state.
One of those insignificant flyover states in the middle and we know
what we want and we think for ourselves.
We also have an awesome governor. ❤️
Lucky! I spend about four hours a day on Zillow looking for houses on those kind of states.1 -
eatpolerepeat wrote: »I wish this app would stop saving drafts for me, it's going to get me in all sorts of trouble 😂
It’s happened to me once already. I look forward to it happening to others.
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eatpolerepeat wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »I wish this app would stop saving drafts for me, it's going to get me in all sorts of trouble 😂
It’s happened to me once already. I look forward to it happening to others.
Not me. I'm double checking now 😆
I feel this is mfp's evil plan ...not sure for what ...but Im sure the developers are inconspicuous geniuses2 -
FeastRepeat wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »I wish this app would stop saving drafts for me, it's going to get me in all sorts of trouble 😂
It’s happened to me once already. I look forward to it happening to others.
I think we should all just start posting them. Might make it more entertaining around here. 🤔
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »I wish this app would stop saving drafts for me, it's going to get me in all sorts of trouble 😂
It’s happened to me once already. I look forward to it happening to others.
I think we should all just start posting them. Might make it more entertaining around here. 🤔
Can’t be more insulting than your normal posts0 -
FeastRepeat wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »I wish this app would stop saving drafts for me, it's going to get me in all sorts of trouble 😂
It’s happened to me once already. I look forward to it happening to others.
I think we should all just start posting them. Might make it more entertaining around here. 🤔
Can’t be more insulting than your normal posts
None of my posts are insulting. Did you miss the “😂🤗”?
Never mind. Another thing for the therapist. 😑
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »I wish this app would stop saving drafts for me, it's going to get me in all sorts of trouble 😂
It’s happened to me once already. I look forward to it happening to others.
I think we should all just start posting them. Might make it more entertaining around here. 🤔
Can’t be more insulting than your normal posts
None of my posts are insulting. Did you miss the “😂🤗”?
Never mind. Another thing for the therapist. 😑
You bully…. Just sayin 😂🤗
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kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »I wish this app would stop saving drafts for me, it's going to get me in all sorts of trouble 😂
It’s happened to me once already. I look forward to it happening to others.
I think we should all just start posting them. Might make it more entertaining around here. 🤔
Can’t be more insulting than your normal posts
None of my posts are insulting. Did you miss the “😂🤗”?
Never mind. Another thing for the therapist. 😑
You bully…. Just sayin 😂🤗
See? You get me.
Bawk Bawk
😂🤗
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kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »I wish this app would stop saving drafts for me, it's going to get me in all sorts of trouble 😂
It’s happened to me once already. I look forward to it happening to others.
I think we should all just start posting them. Might make it more entertaining around here. 🤔
Can’t be more insulting than your normal posts
None of my posts are insulting. Did you miss the “😂🤗”?
Never mind. Another thing for the therapist. 😑
You bully…. Just sayin 😂🤗
She got that from mom side . Not dad.. 😏😂2 -
kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »I wish this app would stop saving drafts for me, it's going to get me in all sorts of trouble 😂
It’s happened to me once already. I look forward to it happening to others.
I think we should all just start posting them. Might make it more entertaining around here. 🤔
Can’t be more insulting than your normal posts
None of my posts are insulting. Did you miss the “😂🤗”?
Never mind. Another thing for the therapist. 😑
You bully…. Just sayin 😂🤗
😂 She can't bully me. I just don't fire back much, because I am a gentleman.. in the streets..
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »I wish this app would stop saving drafts for me, it's going to get me in all sorts of trouble 😂
It’s happened to me once already. I look forward to it happening to others.
I think we should all just start posting them. Might make it more entertaining around here. 🤔
Can’t be more insulting than your normal posts
None of my posts are insulting. Did you miss the “😂🤗”?
Never mind. Another thing for the therapist. 😑
You bully…. Just sayin 😂🤗
See? You get me.
Bawk Bawk
😂🤗
Yes ma’am I do! I don’t miss too much, Lisa.
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FeastRepeat wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »I wish this app would stop saving drafts for me, it's going to get me in all sorts of trouble 😂
It’s happened to me once already. I look forward to it happening to others.
I think we should all just start posting them. Might make it more entertaining around here. 🤔
Can’t be more insulting than your normal posts
None of my posts are insulting. Did you miss the “😂🤗”?
Never mind. Another thing for the therapist. 😑
You bully…. Just sayin 😂🤗
😂 She can't bully me. I just don't fire back much, because I am a gentleman.. in the streets..
😂 I hear ya, brother. You’re a good sport.1 -
FeastRepeat wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »I wish this app would stop saving drafts for me, it's going to get me in all sorts of trouble 😂
It’s happened to me once already. I look forward to it happening to others.
I think we should all just start posting them. Might make it more entertaining around here. 🤔
Can’t be more insulting than your normal posts
None of my posts are insulting. Did you miss the “😂🤗”?
Never mind. Another thing for the therapist. 😑
You bully…. Just sayin 😂🤗
😂 She can't bully me. I just don't fire back much, because I am a gentleman.. in the streets..
I’m gonna start being sickeningly nice to you. You just wait.
And keep waiting…
It’s just not me 🤷🏻♀️ 😂0 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »I wish this app would stop saving drafts for me, it's going to get me in all sorts of trouble 😂
It’s happened to me once already. I look forward to it happening to others.
I think we should all just start posting them. Might make it more entertaining around here. 🤔
Can’t be more insulting than your normal posts
None of my posts are insulting. Did you miss the “😂🤗”?
Never mind. Another thing for the therapist. 😑
You bully…. Just sayin 😂🤗
😂 She can't bully me. I just don't fire back much, because I am a gentleman.. in the streets..
I’m gonna start being sickeningly nice to you. You just wait.
And keep waiting…
It’s just not me 🤷🏻♀️ 😂
I saw that punch line coming around the bend.. But you are still funny little bestie!
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FeastRepeat wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »I wish this app would stop saving drafts for me, it's going to get me in all sorts of trouble 😂
It’s happened to me once already. I look forward to it happening to others.
I think we should all just start posting them. Might make it more entertaining around here. 🤔
Can’t be more insulting than your normal posts
None of my posts are insulting. Did you miss the “😂🤗”?
Never mind. Another thing for the therapist. 😑
You bully…. Just sayin 😂🤗
😂 She can't bully me. I just don't fire back much, because I am a gentleman.. in the streets..
I’m gonna start being sickeningly nice to you. You just wait.
And keep waiting…
It’s just not me 🤷🏻♀️ 😂
I saw that punch line coming around the bend.. But you are still funny little bestie!
😂🤗
Not as funny as you, Bestie. You’re the funniest person here. And the most clever. And your bellybutton puts all the other bellybuttons to shame. 🤩
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »I wish this app would stop saving drafts for me, it's going to get me in all sorts of trouble 😂
It’s happened to me once already. I look forward to it happening to others.
I think we should all just start posting them. Might make it more entertaining around here. 🤔
Can’t be more insulting than your normal posts
None of my posts are insulting. Did you miss the “😂🤗”?
Never mind. Another thing for the therapist. 😑
You bully…. Just sayin 😂🤗
😂 She can't bully me. I just don't fire back much, because I am a gentleman.. in the streets..
I’m gonna start being sickeningly nice to you. You just wait.
And keep waiting…
It’s just not me 🤷🏻♀️ 😂
I saw that punch line coming around the bend.. But you are still funny little bestie!
😂🤗
Not as funny as you, Bestie. You’re the funniest person here. And the most clever. And your bellybutton puts all the other bellybuttons to shame. 🤩
Nuanced sarcasm. Not shotgun
Blast to the face sarcasm please.0 -
FeastRepeat wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »I wish this app would stop saving drafts for me, it's going to get me in all sorts of trouble 😂
It’s happened to me once already. I look forward to it happening to others.
I think we should all just start posting them. Might make it more entertaining around here. 🤔
Can’t be more insulting than your normal posts
None of my posts are insulting. Did you miss the “😂🤗”?
Never mind. Another thing for the therapist. 😑
You bully…. Just sayin 😂🤗
😂 She can't bully me. I just don't fire back much, because I am a gentleman.. in the streets..
I’m gonna start being sickeningly nice to you. You just wait.
And keep waiting…
It’s just not me 🤷🏻♀️ 😂
I saw that punch line coming around the bend.. But you are still funny little bestie!
😂🤗
Not as funny as you, Bestie. You’re the funniest person here. And the most clever. And your bellybutton puts all the other bellybuttons to shame. 🤩
Nuanced sarcasm. Not shotgun
Blast to the face sarcasm please.
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kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »I wish this app would stop saving drafts for me, it's going to get me in all sorts of trouble 😂
It’s happened to me once already. I look forward to it happening to others.
I think we should all just start posting them. Might make it more entertaining around here. 🤔
Can’t be more insulting than your normal posts
None of my posts are insulting. Did you miss the “😂🤗”?
Never mind. Another thing for the therapist. 😑
You bully…. Just sayin 😂🤗
She got that from mom side . Not dad.. 😏😂
😲 shes definitely her fathers daughter..0 -
Whoa wow
Damn. *kitten*.
Abs.
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »😲 shes definitely her fathers daughter..
And in other news... she's oftentimes a rule breaker 🤣1 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »😲 shes definitely her fathers daughter..
And in other news... she's often times a rule breaker 🤣
Gets that from here father too 🤣0 -
Every so often for the briefest moment I feel like leaving mfp.. but then I'm certain I can't because I'd miss the laughs and so many peeps 🥰4
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