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  • jbs116
    jbs116 Posts: 758 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Can I set up Alexa to stop my whining and barking I wonder🤔

    That upgrade is coming out soon, Mel.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,251 Member
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Can I set up Alexa to stop my whining and barking I wonder🤔
    Hi, I’m Alexa. Nice to meet you.
    🤗💗
    Please do something nice for 30 minutes. For/to me.
    jbs116 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Can I set up Alexa to stop my whining and barking I wonder🤔

    That upgrade is coming out soon, Mel.
    It’s gotta be better than the “Fart Expansion Pack” my youngest kid somehow purchased on the Alexa all on his own once.
    😣
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    siwsi
    Only if you have cleavage
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    siwsi
    Only if you have cleavage

    First you don’t like my toe fungus and now you’re taking shots at my lack of cleavage? 😮

    I think you want me 😏 🤣
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Is this where we’re putting everything now? 🤔

    Weakness: Wears bright pink and probably has sore feet. 😍
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    siwsi
    Only if you have cleavage

    First you don’t like my toe fungus and now you’re taking shots at my lack of cleavage? 😮

    I think you want me 😏 🤣
    You are interesting
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,251 Member
    hyyy,
    I’m having a menty b because of driving with my kid😫
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    Weakness: when he reaches out first❤️☺️
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,176 Member
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    siwsi
    Only if you have cleavage

    First you don’t like my toe fungus and now you’re taking shots at my lack of cleavage? 😮

    I think you want me 😏 🤣
    You are interesting

    She does like Dos Equis
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,251 Member
    edited July 2023
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Is this where we’re putting everything now? 🤔

    Weakness: Wears bright pink and probably has sore feet. 😍

    Yes!

    I know a girl💗🦶🏽
    You just made me remember. I ran into my surgeon the first time I was released after my foot surgery. I had on wedges but not as tall as the ones in the pic. He came into the restaurant I was filling in hostessing at. So I feel all guilty about my shoes and start talking to him about my shoes and feet. Like a moron. While his wife and the other couple go off to wait somewhere for a table. Then I apologize to him before he leaves later for being a moron. He’s very nice though and didn’t make me feel worse.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    siwsi
    Only if you have cleavage

    First you don’t like my toe fungus and now you’re taking shots at my lack of cleavage? 😮

    I think you want me 😏 🤣
    You are interesting

    She does like Dos Equis

    Is that Spanish for coffee? 🤔

  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Is this where we’re putting everything now? 🤔

    Weakness: Wears bright pink and probably has sore feet. 😍

    Yes!

    I know a girl💗🦶🏽
    You just made me remember. I ran into my surgeon the first time I was released after my foot surgery. I had on wedges but not as tall as the ones in the pic. He came into the restaurant I was filling in hostessing at. So I feel all guilty about my shoes and start talking to him about my shoes and feet. Like a moron. While his wife and the other couple go off to wait somewhere for a table. Then I apologize to him before he leaves later for being a moron. He’s very nice though and didn’t make me feel worse.

    I’m sure your feet were exactly the conversation he wanted before dinner. 😂
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 14,878 Member
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  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,251 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Is this where we’re putting everything now? 🤔

    Weakness: Wears bright pink and probably has sore feet. 😍

    Yes!

    I know a girl💗🦶🏽
    You just made me remember. I ran into my surgeon the first time I was released after my foot surgery. I had on wedges but not as tall as the ones in the pic. He came into the restaurant I was filling in hostessing at. So I feel all guilty about my shoes and start talking to him about my shoes and feet. Like a moron. While his wife and the other couple go off to wait somewhere for a table. Then I apologize to him before he leaves later for being a moron. He’s very nice though and didn’t make me feel worse.

    I’m sure your feet were exactly the conversation he wanted before dinner. 😂

    I know🥰

    When I told my dad about it he said “it’s a good thing he’s not a proctologist”

    😳
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  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    It’s about the mouth feel
  • jbs116
    jbs116 Posts: 758 Member
    Everything is a 🚩
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    Hot
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    siwsi
    Only if you have cleavage

    First you don’t like my toe fungus and now you’re taking shots at my lack of cleavage? 😮

    I think you want me 😏 🤣
    You are interesting

    She does like Dos Equis
    That’s a kind of flan, right?
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  • ButterMeMuffinz
    ButterMeMuffinz Posts: 278 Member
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    It’s about the mouth feel

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  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    edited July 2023
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    It’s about the mouth feel

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  • jbs116
    jbs116 Posts: 758 Member
    Shohei Ohtani
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    I’m not googling that
  • jbs116
    jbs116 Posts: 758 Member
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    I’m not googling that

    Yea you are
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    jbs116 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    I’m not googling that

    Yea you are
    Yeah I am
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    jbs116 wrote: »
    Shohei Ohtani

    Why didn't this excite me?
    Maybe you prefer catchers?
  • jbs116
    jbs116 Posts: 758 Member
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    jbs116 wrote: »
    Shohei Ohtani

    Why didn't this excite me?

    I dunno. It should. Let's figure this out.
  • jbs116
    jbs116 Posts: 758 Member
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    jbs116 wrote: »
    Shohei Ohtani

    Why didn't this excite me?
    Maybe you prefer catchers?

    The only position I never played.
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    jbs116 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    jbs116 wrote: »
    Shohei Ohtani

    Why didn't this excite me?
    Maybe you prefer catchers?

    The only position I never played.
    That’s a little out of left field

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