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Dart boards, beers and hook ups ... Not my idea of quarantining ... Uhhhm NO!0
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777Gemma888 wrote: »Dart boards, beers and hook ups ... Not my idea of quarantining ... Uhhhm NO!
I want to make a quaranteen with my husband, but he says no more babies right now. We'd be doing a lot more hooking up (with each other, not around) if he didn't care :-/
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Motorsheen wrote: »Happy Birthday to mee
Happy Birthday to meee
Happy *kitten* birthday
Happy birthday
...blah, blah
Happy birthday to me!!
Very Nice.
Happy Birthday !!
It's also The TrophyWife's Birthday today.
It's always easy for me to remember her birthday.... because it's also Jeffery Dahmer's birthday
(it's true; look it up.)
celebrate responsibility
Tell TW happy b-day from rando internet friend too!!
Jeffery Dahmer, huh, thanks...I, and she will live with that thought now forever!
...was he the people eater?0 -
Motorsheen wrote: »Happy Birthday to mee
Happy Birthday to meee
Happy *kitten* birthday
Happy birthday
...blah, blah
Happy birthday to me!!
Very Nice.
Happy Birthday !!
It's also The TrophyWife's Birthday today.
It's always easy for me to remember her birthday.... because it's also Jeffery Dahmer's birthday
(it's true; look it up.)
celebrate responsibility
Tell TW happy b-day from rando internet friend too!!
Jeffery Dahmer, huh, thanks...I, and she will live with that thought now forever!
...was he the people eater?
yes.
mass murderer and people eater.
Happy Birthday !!2 -
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eccentricplaza wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »Dart boards, beers and hook ups ... Not my idea of quarantining ... Uhhhm NO!
I want to make a quaranteen with my husband, but he says no more babies right now. We'd be doing a lot more hooking up (with each other, not around) if he didn't care :-/
Wait, what!? 😂0 -
I just watched my husband consume a double quarter pounder and two other double cheeseburgers in a single sitting on top of an order of fries. Should I be concerned? Seems like a lot of food for one person to consume.
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If I’m reading it right:Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »eccentricplaza wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »Dart boards, beers and hook ups ... Not my idea of quarantining ... Uhhhm NO!
I want to make a quaranteen with my husband, but he says no more babies right now. We'd be doing a lot more hooking up (with each other, not around) if he didn't care :-/
Wait, what!? 😂
Firstly she would like another baby who could one day be called a quaran-teen. Get it?
AND she would also like more sex with her husband.1 -
KosmosKitten wrote: »I just watched my husband consume a double quarter pounder and two other double cheeseburgers in a single sitting on top of an order of fries. Should I be concerned? Seems like a lot of food for one person to consume.
Maybe but I want that. With an Oreo mcflurry0 -
TwitchyMacGee wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »I just watched my husband consume a double quarter pounder and two other double cheeseburgers in a single sitting on top of an order of fries. Should I be concerned? Seems like a lot of food for one person to consume.
Maybe but I want that. With an Oreo mcflurry
His go-to is an Oreo or Mint Oreo Blizzard from Dairy Queen (which is why he's not allowed to go).
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »eccentricplaza wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »Dart boards, beers and hook ups ... Not my idea of quarantining ... Uhhhm NO!
I want to make a quaranteen with my husband, but he says no more babies right now. We'd be doing a lot more hooking up (with each other, not around) if he didn't care :-/
Wait, what!? 😂
Just straight unprotected sex. He believed me when we tried just tracking ovulation to avoid my fertile period. Turns out I had no idea what I was doing and it was baby time.
Pills are made in China and I want things to cool down before getting on them again. Trust issues.
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TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
If I’m reading it right:Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »eccentricplaza wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »Dart boards, beers and hook ups ... Not my idea of quarantining ... Uhhhm NO!
I want to make a quaranteen with my husband, but he says no more babies right now. We'd be doing a lot more hooking up (with each other, not around) if he didn't care :-/
Wait, what!? 😂
Firstly she would like another baby who could one day be called a quaran-teen. Get it?
AND she would also like more sex with her husband.
From man's pov... Who would turn down such offer..
That's "wait, what" part.. 🤣1 -
TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
If I’m reading it right:Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »eccentricplaza wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »Dart boards, beers and hook ups ... Not my idea of quarantining ... Uhhhm NO!
I want to make a quaranteen with my husband, but he says no more babies right now. We'd be doing a lot more hooking up (with each other, not around) if he didn't care :-/
Wait, what!? 😂
Firstly she would like another baby who could one day be called a quaran-teen. Get it?
AND she would also like more sex with her husband.
From man's pov... Who would turn down such offer..
That's "wait, what" part.. 🤣
Ohhhhhh. Gotcha1 -
TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
If I’m reading it right:Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »eccentricplaza wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »Dart boards, beers and hook ups ... Not my idea of quarantining ... Uhhhm NO!
I want to make a quaranteen with my husband, but he says no more babies right now. We'd be doing a lot more hooking up (with each other, not around) if he didn't care :-/
Wait, what!? 😂
Firstly she would like another baby who could one day be called a quaran-teen. Get it?
AND she would also like more sex with her husband.
From man's pov... Who would turn down such offer..
That's "wait, what" part.. 🤣
My husband loves money more than babies and cool nicknames apparently. 😭2 -
i wonder why nobody uses Segways anymore1
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If I acted on every goal impulse within five seconds I’d never finish a conversation or a meal and I’d still have shampoo in my hair.3
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eccentricplaza wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »eccentricplaza wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »Dart boards, beers and hook ups ... Not my idea of quarantining ... Uhhhm NO!
I want to make a quaranteen with my husband, but he says no more babies right now. We'd be doing a lot more hooking up (with each other, not around) if he didn't care :-/
Wait, what!? 😂
Just straight unprotected sex. He believed me when we tried just tracking ovulation to avoid my fertile period. Turns out I had no idea what I was doing and it was baby time.
Pills are made in China and I want things to cool down before getting on them again. Trust issues.
We've never used it, 2 kids 7yrs apart...
Sometimes you gotta pull the unit out and find another way to storm the fort 🤷🏽♂️😂2 -
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What would we all do if Covid was a computer virus and we all suddenly had to be socialmedially distant 😬1
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »What would we all do if Covid was a computer virus and we all suddenly had to be socialmedially distant 😬
I’d die0
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