What's on your mind?

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    It's my bday and I feel old.

    Happy Birthday !



    .... grandma
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    Honestly instead of getting mad when people call you a creep maybe reflect on your life decisions and try to be less sh!tty
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    I never knew how many times I got up and down out of my chair at work until this one day I did squats at the gym
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    I never knew how many times I got up and down out of my chair at work until this one day I did squats at the gym

    Oh man you poor thing
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    I never knew how many times I got up and down out of my chair at work until this one day I did squats at the gym

    I picked up a bunch of branches and leaves today and I was noticing that my office chair was a lot lower than usual this afternoon.
  • Merrysailor5
    Merrysailor5 Posts: 1,424 Member
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    I never knew how many times I got up and down out of my chair at work until this one day I did squats at the gym

    Just wait until you need to sit on the toilet....
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    I never knew how many times I got up and down out of my chair at work until this one day I did squats at the gym

    Just wait until you need to sit on the toilet....

    In heels.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    I never knew how many times I got up and down out of my chair at work until this one day I did squats at the gym

    The worst is when all you want to go is go pee but that drop onto the toilet hurts like a son of a *kitten*
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    I never knew how many times I got up and down out of my chair at work until this one day I did squats at the gym

    Just wait until you need to sit on the toilet....

    In heels.


    I'm not sure if I should be amused or aroused by this.....



    Heck, I'll go with: aroused
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    I never knew how many times I got up and down out of my chair at work until this one day I did squats at the gym

    The worst is when all you want to go is go pee but that drop onto the toilet hurts like a son of a *kitten*
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    I never knew how many times I got up and down out of my chair at work until this one day I did squats at the gym

    Just wait until you need to sit on the toilet....

    In heels.


    I'm not sure if I should be amused or aroused by this.....



    Heck, I'll go with: aroused
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    I never knew how many times I got up and down out of my chair at work until this one day I did squats at the gym

    The worst is when all you want to go is go pee but that drop onto the toilet hurts like a son of a *kitten*
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    I never knew how many times I got up and down out of my chair at work until this one day I did squats at the gym

    Just wait until you need to sit on the toilet....

    In heels.


    I'm not sure if I should be amused or aroused by this.....



    Heck, I'll go with: aroused

    You and me both bruddah,

    You will change your minds when you see me pulling myself back up with the safety rails just like your grandma would do.
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Been on my mind for a while. It's been eating at me:
    When I leave Walmart one set of doors read "exit", the other reads "enter".
    I'm always confused which doors to use.

    I usually just enter through the doors that say ‘enter’ and then- oh, Walmart? Yeah I don’t enter at all.
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    kace_kay wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Been on my mind for a while. It's been eating at me:
    When I leave Walmart one set of doors read "exit", the other reads "enter".
    I'm always confused which doors to use.

    I usually just enter through the doors that say ‘enter’ and then- oh, Walmart? Yeah I don’t enter at all.

    You're missing out on all the hot Wal-Martians. Where else can you go and see a chick's cooch hanging out of her dress while she's driving a motorized shopping cart?

    is that Walmart.... or is that Heaven?
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    kace_kay wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Been on my mind for a while. It's been eating at me:
    When I leave Walmart one set of doors read "exit", the other reads "enter".
    I'm always confused which doors to use.

    I usually just enter through the doors that say ‘enter’ and then- oh, Walmart? Yeah I don’t enter at all.

    Don't hate
    You go in there too

    She goes to Tarjay.


    pfftt! ... rich people!
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  • Jenrosa28
    Jenrosa28 Posts: 732 Member
    How to get a different career??!!
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    im thinking the OP looks like the allstate insurance guy

    Damn sure does! Mayhem! I had to go look
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I wonder if I will ever get true, solid restful sleep ever again.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I wonder if I will ever get true, solid restful sleep ever again.

    I am resting so much hope on this happening in the next couple years, please don’t ruin that fantasy for me
  • trishmac8457
    trishmac8457 Posts: 628 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I wonder if I will ever get true, solid restful sleep ever again.

    After last night I so wonder this too. My coughing 3 year old now has hives. I'm hoping the benadryl helps us both!
  • shenanigans_
    shenanigans_ Posts: 457 Member
    Will I be obsessed with food forever?
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I wonder if I will ever get true, solid restful sleep ever again.

    I am resting so much hope on this happening in the next couple years, please don’t ruin that fantasy for me

    I was never good at sleeping anyway, but I would sleep deep the hours I was in bed. Anymore I wake up and never feel rested.

    Like, never.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I wonder if I will ever get true, solid restful sleep ever again.

    After last night I so wonder this too. My coughing 3 year old now has hives. I'm hoping the benadryl helps us both!

    lol. I feel ya. My young kids days are past but I recall them well! This too shall pass, and I hope quickly. Cheers.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I wonder if I will ever get true, solid restful sleep ever again.

    I am resting so much hope on this happening in the next couple years, please don’t ruin that fantasy for me

    I was never good at sleeping anyway, but I would sleep deep the hours I was in bed. Anymore I wake up and never feel rested.

    Like, never.

    This is the exact opposite of not ruining the fantasy for me.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I wonder if I will ever get true, solid restful sleep ever again.

    I am resting so much hope on this happening in the next couple years, please don’t ruin that fantasy for me

    I was never good at sleeping anyway, but I would sleep deep the hours I was in bed. Anymore I wake up and never feel rested.

    Like, never.

    This is the exact opposite of not ruining the fantasy for me.

    I mean, the 3 hours the other night wasn't all that bad, sooooo...you just get used to it and it only has subtle detrimental effects on being able to function and have quality of life.

  • HealthyAshes88888
    HealthyAshes88888 Posts: 1,248 Member
    A certain selfie
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    edited November 2017
    Blue Bell needs to stop making delicious ice cream flavors. I'm not a huge ice cream fan, but lately, they've had out Rocky Mountain Road, Peppermint Bark (my absolute favorite) and Christmas Cookie. They are soooooo delicious. It's hard to stick to the tiny serving size (which is literally.. a scoop). :(
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    A certain selfie

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