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  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    edited July 2023
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    glassyo wrote: »
    Kashmir31_4 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    Lunchable
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    Where are the Oreos?

    That looks really good but yeah! Important question!

    tbh The onion could’ve been chopped smaller. I need to have to have a word with my sous chef
  • itchmyTwitch
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    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    On my way to Starbucks this morning I saw a man trying to sweep up water from the street. So far as I can tell, he was very minimally successful.

    My German grandmother used to scrub the stoop at least once a week. I would never do that. It would cut into my sitting around time
  • ButterMeMuffinz
    ButterMeMuffinz Posts: 265 Member
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    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    On my way to Starbucks this morning I saw a man trying to sweep up water from the street. So far as I can tell, he was very minimally successful.

    My German grandmother used to scrub the stoop at least once a week. I would never do that. It would cut into my sitting around time

    Scrubbing with water and soap, though? That makes sense.

    This was purely an attempt to sweep the water up and into the dust bin
  • ButterMeMuffinz
    ButterMeMuffinz Posts: 265 Member
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    I only like oreos if they're in ice cream or in the middle of my slutty brownies
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
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    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    I only like oreos if they're in ice cream or in the middle of my slutty brownies
    What makes your brownies so promiscuous?
  • ButterMeMuffinz
    ButterMeMuffinz Posts: 265 Member
    edited July 2023
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    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    I only like oreos if they're in ice cream or in the middle of my slutty brownies
    What makes your brownies so promiscuous?

    I'm trying to think of how to explain this without getting a warning.

    ...because you're doing three deserts at the same time. Chocolate chip cookies + oreos + brownies.
  • ButterMeMuffinz
    ButterMeMuffinz Posts: 265 Member
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    Kashmir31_4 wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    I only like oreos if they're in ice cream or in the middle of my slutty brownies

    What's a slutty brownie? And where do I find this?

    https://www.justsotasty.com/slutty-brownies/ ! They're amazing.
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
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    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    I only like oreos if they're in ice cream or in the middle of my slutty brownies
    What makes your brownies so promiscuous?

    I'm trying to think of how to explain this without getting a warning.

    ...because you're doing three deserts at the same time. Chocolate chip cookies + oreos + brownies.
    Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh

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  • jbs116
    jbs116 Posts: 758 Member
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    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    I only like oreos if they're in ice cream or in the middle of my slutty brownies
    What makes your brownies so promiscuous?

    I'm trying to think of how to explain this without getting a warning.

    ...because you're doing three deserts at the same time. Chocolate chip cookies + oreos + brownies.

    Explain again but more slowly.
  • ButterMeMuffinz
    ButterMeMuffinz Posts: 265 Member
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    jbs116 wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    I only like oreos if they're in ice cream or in the middle of my slutty brownies
    What makes your brownies so promiscuous?

    I'm trying to think of how to explain this without getting a warning.

    ...because you're doing three deserts at the same time. Chocolate chip cookies + oreos + brownies.

    Explain again but more slowly.

    Where's the voice thread when you need it
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,185 Member
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    SIWSI:
    Geez Louise I need a hobby
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
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    The Egyptian‘s believed the most significant thing you could do in your life is die
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
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    siwsi
    No, we don’t. Those rights are being systematically taken away by a bunch of wingnuts
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
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    Kashmir31_4 wrote: »
    Preach!
    It’s so weird hearing friendliness come out of that face😂
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
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    Kashmir31_4 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    Kashmir31_4 wrote: »
    Preach!
    It’s so weird hearing friendliness come out of that face😂

    Does she strike you as a *kitten*?

    I mean she could crack a smile

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