What's on your mind?
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CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »SabotageinStilettos wrote: »Sex is like pizza, if you’re going to use barbecue sauce, you better know what the hell you're doing
Sex is like pizza, even if it's bad... not many of us are passing it up
I have never had bad pizza. I mean, there is pizza I always want, pizza I get all the time, and then pizza I have had, but just won't go back to. Not that it was bad, just not as good as the other pizza.
That said, I still haven't got my Oregano's Deep dish I was talking about a few weeks ago. That is on the schedule this weekend.
Well said! Mmm, I bet that deep dish has some nice thick... crust
That was actaully about pizza doh...get it...doh, like Dooooough....
imma take the pizza anymore.
Bonér alert
I didn't know you spoke French. Cool.0 -
4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »I feel like I should be putting a reminder about 17 in here, but I just don't even know what to do with you guys and your pizza.....
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TeacupsAndToning wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »SabotageinStilettos wrote: »Sex is like pizza, if you’re going to use barbecue sauce, you better know what the hell you're doing
Sex is like pizza, even if it's bad... not many of us are passing it up
I have never had bad pizza. I mean, there is pizza I always want, pizza I get all the time, and then pizza I have had, but just won't go back to. Not that it was bad, just not as good as the other pizza.
That said, I still haven't got my Oregano's Deep dish I was talking about a few weeks ago. That is on the schedule this weekend.
Well said! Mmm, I bet that deep dish has some nice thick... crust
That was actaully about pizza doh...get it...doh, like Dooooough....
imma take the pizza anymore.
You know, I've never had a deep dish pizza.
You have to be saying that *kitten* on purpose porpoise.
YOUR the one who's turning all of my innocent comments into double entendres
You're the one that keeps using double entendres.1 -
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UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »SabotageinStilettos wrote: »Sex is like pizza, if you’re going to use barbecue sauce, you better know what the hell you're doing
Sex is like pizza, even if it's bad... not many of us are passing it up
I have never had bad pizza. I mean, there is pizza I always want, pizza I get all the time, and then pizza I have had, but just won't go back to. Not that it was bad, just not as good as the other pizza.
That said, I still haven't got my Oregano's Deep dish I was talking about a few weeks ago. That is on the schedule this weekend.
Well said! Mmm, I bet that deep dish has some nice thick... crust
That was actaully about pizza doh...get it...doh, like Dooooough....
imma take the pizza anymore.
You know, I've never had a deep dish pizza.
You have to be saying that *kitten* on purpose porpoise.
YOUR the one who's turning all of my innocent comments into double entendres
You're the one that keeps using double entendres.
Oh my god, you're at it again with editing my quotes to make me look bad
This is why we're FRIENDS
*distant clapping is heard*2 -
TeacupsAndToning wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »SabotageinStilettos wrote: »Sex is like pizza, if you’re going to use barbecue sauce, you better know what the hell you're doing
Sex is like pizza, even if it's bad... not many of us are passing it up
I have never had bad pizza. I mean, there is pizza I always want, pizza I get all the time, and then pizza I have had, but just won't go back to. Not that it was bad, just not as good as the other pizza.
That said, I still haven't got my Oregano's Deep dish I was talking about a few weeks ago. That is on the schedule this weekend.
Well said! Mmm, I bet that deep dish has some nice thick... crust
That was actaully about pizza doh...get it...doh, like Dooooough....
imma take the pizza anymore.
You know, I've never had a deep dish pizza.
You have to be saying that *kitten* on purpose porpoise.
YOUR the one who's turning all of my innocent comments into double entendres
You're the one that keeps using double entendres.
Oh my god, you're at it again with editing my quotes to make me look bad
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TeacupsAndToning wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »SabotageinStilettos wrote: »Sex is like pizza, if you’re going to use barbecue sauce, you better know what the hell you're doing
Sex is like pizza, even if it's bad... not many of us are passing it up
I have never had bad pizza. I mean, there is pizza I always want, pizza I get all the time, and then pizza I have had, but just won't go back to. Not that it was bad, just not as good as the other pizza.
That said, I still haven't got my Oregano's Deep dish I was talking about a few weeks ago. That is on the schedule this weekend.
Well said! Mmm, I bet that deep dish has some nice thick... crust
That was actaully about pizza doh...get it...doh, like Dooooough....
imma take the pizza anymore.
You know, I've never had a deep dish pizza.
You have to be saying that *kitten* on purpose porpoise.
YOUR the one who's turning all of my innocent comments into double entendres
You're the one that keeps using double entendres.
Oh my god, you're at it again with editing my quotes to make me look bad
This is why we're FRIENDSCaptainFantastic00 wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »SabotageinStilettos wrote: »Sex is like pizza, if you’re going to use barbecue sauce, you better know what the hell you're doing
Sex is like pizza, even if it's bad... not many of us are passing it up
I have never had bad pizza. I mean, there is pizza I always want, pizza I get all the time, and then pizza I have had, but just won't go back to. Not that it was bad, just not as good as the other pizza.
That said, I still haven't got my Oregano's Deep dish I was talking about a few weeks ago. That is on the schedule this weekend.
Well said! Mmm, I bet that deep dish has some nice thick... crust
That was actaully about pizza doh...get it...doh, like Dooooough....
imma take the pizza anymore.
You know, I've never had a deep dish pizza.
You have to be saying that *kitten* on purpose porpoise.
YOUR the one who's turning all of my innocent comments into double entendres
You're the one that keeps using double entendres.
Oh my god, you're at it again with editing my quotes to make me look bad
This is why we're FRIENDS
*distant clapping is heard*
If we were Friends characters, who would either of you be?
People tell me ross but i think chandler0 -
CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
Funny enough, this gif has been reported as 17 before. We couldn't bring ourselves to warn for it though.1 -
UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »I feel like I should be putting a reminder about 17 in here, but I just don't even know what to do with you guys and your pizza.....
Come to the dark side
Im too much of a wimp
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TeacupsAndToning wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
Funny enough, this gif has been reported as 17 before. We couldn't bring ourselves to warn for it though.
I gotta say, I know someone put boobs on a slice of pizza which is weird on its own but if you find a slice of pizza to be vulgar or sexually explicit then I think you need to sit down because I have something serious to discuss with you lol
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TeacupsAndToning wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
Funny enough, this gif has been reported as 17 before. We couldn't bring ourselves to warn for it though.
17. No Profane, Vulgar, or Sexually Explicit Language
No explicit, sexual, insulting or vulgar content including expletives, or sexual innuendo, will be permitted. This includes the use of non-alphabetical characters to approximate expletives or other objectionable language. Publicly visible text on MyFitnessPal should be work-place friendly.
We reserve the right to moderate a topic or post based on the intent of the sexual material it contains. Posts intended to titillate will be removed. Posts with medical or clinical themes related to sex or sexual health may be permitted, at our discretion.
I gotta say, I know someone put boobs on a slice of pizza which is weird on its own but if you find a slice of pizza to be vulgar or sexually explicit then I think you need to sit down because I have something serious to discuss with you lol
well, I guess they would have reported it as the image one, which ones that, like 21 or something?
but yeah, generally we were like, ummmm its pizza.....1 -
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UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »SabotageinStilettos wrote: »Sex is like pizza, if you’re going to use barbecue sauce, you better know what the hell you're doing
Sex is like pizza, even if it's bad... not many of us are passing it up
I have never had bad pizza. I mean, there is pizza I always want, pizza I get all the time, and then pizza I have had, but just won't go back to. Not that it was bad, just not as good as the other pizza.
That said, I still haven't got my Oregano's Deep dish I was talking about a few weeks ago. That is on the schedule this weekend.
Well said! Mmm, I bet that deep dish has some nice thick... crust
That was actaully about pizza doh...get it...doh, like Dooooough....
imma take the pizza anymore.
You know, I've never had a deep dish pizza.
You have to be saying that *kitten* on purpose porpoise.
YOUR the one who's turning all of my innocent comments into double entendres
You're the one that keeps using double entendres.
Oh my god, you're at it again with editing my quotes to make me look bad
This is why we're FRIENDS
So I was looking for the perfect response to this but all I could think about is your lobster story
It is SUCH a good story with an amazing moral
Couldn't agree more
I am missing something here
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TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
Yes.
Oh noooooooo, I think maybe it was in the vague thread
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TeacupsAndToning wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »SabotageinStilettos wrote: »Sex is like pizza, if you’re going to use barbecue sauce, you better know what the hell you're doing
Sex is like pizza, even if it's bad... not many of us are passing it up
I have never had bad pizza. I mean, there is pizza I always want, pizza I get all the time, and then pizza I have had, but just won't go back to. Not that it was bad, just not as good as the other pizza.
That said, I still haven't got my Oregano's Deep dish I was talking about a few weeks ago. That is on the schedule this weekend.
Well said! Mmm, I bet that deep dish has some nice thick... crust
That was actaully about pizza doh...get it...doh, like Dooooough....
imma take the pizza anymore.
You know, I've never had a deep dish pizza.
You have to be saying that *kitten* on purpose porpoise.
YOUR the one who's turning all of my innocent comments into double entendres
You're the one that keeps using double entendres.
Oh my god, you're at it again with editing my quotes to make me look bad
This is why we're FRIENDS
So I was looking for the perfect response to this but all I could think about is your lobster story
It is SUCH a good story with an amazing moral
Couldn't agree more
I am missing something here
Yes.
Oh noooooooo, I think maybe it was in the vague thread
Anyways, I said that once we were waiting for our table and a lobster climbed to the top of the tank. I could see the determination in his eyes - he was gonna do it. He leaped from the top of the tank and landed on the floor and he tried to scurry away but he was caught almost immediately. Then @UrBaconMeCr8zy said that it was a great story and then I responded with (I think) that he was probably eaten that night and with something like, "the moral of the story is don't reach for your dreams because you'll just get stabbed in the brain and boiled in salt water."
Inspiring haha1 -
How do people with kids do anything?
Litterally tried to go to Costco with 3 kids and it was like a 4 hour trip.
Somehow had hot flashes somehow lost my voice
And some had to many trips to the bathroom
I am *kitten* tired
Hats off to people with children2 -
I am gonna just leave this here0 -
CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
I am gonna just leave this here
Barfff Noah that's not funny ..0 -
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