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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Sex is like pizza, if you’re going to use barbecue sauce, you better know what the hell you're doing

    Sex is like pizza, even if it's bad... not many of us are passing it up

    I have never had bad pizza. I mean, there is pizza I always want, pizza I get all the time, and then pizza I have had, but just won't go back to. Not that it was bad, just not as good as the other pizza.

    That said, I still haven't got my Oregano's Deep dish I was talking about a few weeks ago. That is on the schedule this weekend.

    Well said! Mmm, I bet that deep dish has some nice thick... crust

    That was actaully about pizza doh...get it...doh, like Dooooough....

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    imma take the pizza anymore.

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    Bonér alert

    I didn't know you spoke French. Cool.
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    I feel like I should be putting a reminder about 17 in here, but I just don't even know what to do with you guys and your pizza.....
    It just gets us excited, you know?
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Sex is like pizza, if you’re going to use barbecue sauce, you better know what the hell you're doing

    Sex is like pizza, even if it's bad... not many of us are passing it up

    I have never had bad pizza. I mean, there is pizza I always want, pizza I get all the time, and then pizza I have had, but just won't go back to. Not that it was bad, just not as good as the other pizza.

    That said, I still haven't got my Oregano's Deep dish I was talking about a few weeks ago. That is on the schedule this weekend.

    Well said! Mmm, I bet that deep dish has some nice thick... crust

    That was actaully about pizza doh...get it...doh, like Dooooough....

    Fail%2Bgif%2B00150.gif

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    imma take the pizza anymore.

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    You know, I've never had a deep dish pizza.

    You have to be saying that *kitten* on purpose porpoise.

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    YOUR the one who's turning all of my innocent comments into double entendres

    You're the one that keeps using double entendres.
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  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Sex is like pizza, if you’re going to use barbecue sauce, you better know what the hell you're doing

    Sex is like pizza, even if it's bad... not many of us are passing it up

    I have never had bad pizza. I mean, there is pizza I always want, pizza I get all the time, and then pizza I have had, but just won't go back to. Not that it was bad, just not as good as the other pizza.

    That said, I still haven't got my Oregano's Deep dish I was talking about a few weeks ago. That is on the schedule this weekend.

    Well said! Mmm, I bet that deep dish has some nice thick... crust

    That was actaully about pizza doh...get it...doh, like Dooooough....

    Fail%2Bgif%2B00150.gif

    98nz3v1izzzk.gif

    imma take the pizza anymore.

    1a0knuqq56u9.jpg

    You know, I've never had a deep dish pizza.

    You have to be saying that *kitten* on purpose porpoise.

    2c83zi4zm22f.jpg

    6b1na6ewbarl.jpg

    YOUR the one who's turning all of my innocent comments into double entendres

    You're the one that keeps using double entendres.

    Oh my god, you're at it again with editing my quotes to make me look bad

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    This is why we're FRIENDS

    *distant clapping is heard*
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Sex is like pizza, if you’re going to use barbecue sauce, you better know what the hell you're doing

    Sex is like pizza, even if it's bad... not many of us are passing it up

    I have never had bad pizza. I mean, there is pizza I always want, pizza I get all the time, and then pizza I have had, but just won't go back to. Not that it was bad, just not as good as the other pizza.

    That said, I still haven't got my Oregano's Deep dish I was talking about a few weeks ago. That is on the schedule this weekend.

    Well said! Mmm, I bet that deep dish has some nice thick... crust

    That was actaully about pizza doh...get it...doh, like Dooooough....

    Fail%2Bgif%2B00150.gif

    98nz3v1izzzk.gif

    imma take the pizza anymore.

    1a0knuqq56u9.jpg

    You know, I've never had a deep dish pizza.

    You have to be saying that *kitten* on purpose porpoise.

    2c83zi4zm22f.jpg

    6b1na6ewbarl.jpg

    YOUR the one who's turning all of my innocent comments into double entendres

    You're the one that keeps using double entendres.

    Oh my god, you're at it again with editing my quotes to make me look bad

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  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Sex is like pizza, if you’re going to use barbecue sauce, you better know what the hell you're doing

    Sex is like pizza, even if it's bad... not many of us are passing it up

    I have never had bad pizza. I mean, there is pizza I always want, pizza I get all the time, and then pizza I have had, but just won't go back to. Not that it was bad, just not as good as the other pizza.

    That said, I still haven't got my Oregano's Deep dish I was talking about a few weeks ago. That is on the schedule this weekend.

    Well said! Mmm, I bet that deep dish has some nice thick... crust

    That was actaully about pizza doh...get it...doh, like Dooooough....

    Fail%2Bgif%2B00150.gif

    98nz3v1izzzk.gif

    imma take the pizza anymore.

    1a0knuqq56u9.jpg

    You know, I've never had a deep dish pizza.

    You have to be saying that *kitten* on purpose porpoise.

    2c83zi4zm22f.jpg

    6b1na6ewbarl.jpg

    YOUR the one who's turning all of my innocent comments into double entendres

    You're the one that keeps using double entendres.

    Oh my god, you're at it again with editing my quotes to make me look bad

    oe6wilmh98em.gif

    This is why we're FRIENDS
    cee134 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Sex is like pizza, if you’re going to use barbecue sauce, you better know what the hell you're doing

    Sex is like pizza, even if it's bad... not many of us are passing it up

    I have never had bad pizza. I mean, there is pizza I always want, pizza I get all the time, and then pizza I have had, but just won't go back to. Not that it was bad, just not as good as the other pizza.

    That said, I still haven't got my Oregano's Deep dish I was talking about a few weeks ago. That is on the schedule this weekend.

    Well said! Mmm, I bet that deep dish has some nice thick... crust

    That was actaully about pizza doh...get it...doh, like Dooooough....

    Fail%2Bgif%2B00150.gif

    98nz3v1izzzk.gif

    imma take the pizza anymore.

    1a0knuqq56u9.jpg

    You know, I've never had a deep dish pizza.

    You have to be saying that *kitten* on purpose porpoise.

    2c83zi4zm22f.jpg

    6b1na6ewbarl.jpg

    YOUR the one who's turning all of my innocent comments into double entendres

    You're the one that keeps using double entendres.

    Oh my god, you're at it again with editing my quotes to make me look bad

    oe6wilmh98em.gif

    This is why we're FRIENDS

    *distant clapping is heard*

    If we were Friends characters, who would either of you be?

    People tell me ross but i think chandler
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    Funny enough, this gif has been reported as 17 before. We couldn't bring ourselves to warn for it though.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    I feel like I should be putting a reminder about 17 in here, but I just don't even know what to do with you guys and your pizza.....

    Come to the dark side

    Im too much of a wimp
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Funny enough, this gif has been reported as 17 before. We couldn't bring ourselves to warn for it though.

    I gotta say, I know someone put boobs on a slice of pizza which is weird on its own but if you find a slice of pizza to be vulgar or sexually explicit then I think you need to sit down because I have something serious to discuss with you lol :D

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  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    Funny enough, this gif has been reported as 17 before. We couldn't bring ourselves to warn for it though.

    17. No Profane, Vulgar, or Sexually Explicit Language
    No explicit, sexual, insulting or vulgar content including expletives, or sexual innuendo, will be permitted. This includes the use of non-alphabetical characters to approximate expletives or other objectionable language. Publicly visible text on MyFitnessPal should be work-place friendly.

    We reserve the right to moderate a topic or post based on the intent of the sexual material it contains. Posts intended to titillate will be removed. Posts with medical or clinical themes related to sex or sexual health may be permitted, at our discretion.


    I gotta say, I know someone put boobs on a slice of pizza which is weird on its own but if you find a slice of pizza to be vulgar or sexually explicit then I think you need to sit down because I have something serious to discuss with you lol :D

    well, I guess they would have reported it as the image one, which ones that, like 21 or something?

    but yeah, generally we were like, ummmm its pizza.....
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  • W8WarI
    W8WarI Posts: 567 Member
    W8WarI wrote: »
    If I'll be able/unable, to run; an errand today!

    It's excessively rainy, to run my errand today; plausibly tomorrow!
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  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Sex is like pizza, if you’re going to use barbecue sauce, you better know what the hell you're doing

    Sex is like pizza, even if it's bad... not many of us are passing it up

    I have never had bad pizza. I mean, there is pizza I always want, pizza I get all the time, and then pizza I have had, but just won't go back to. Not that it was bad, just not as good as the other pizza.

    That said, I still haven't got my Oregano's Deep dish I was talking about a few weeks ago. That is on the schedule this weekend.

    Well said! Mmm, I bet that deep dish has some nice thick... crust

    That was actaully about pizza doh...get it...doh, like Dooooough....

    Fail%2Bgif%2B00150.gif

    98nz3v1izzzk.gif

    imma take the pizza anymore.

    1a0knuqq56u9.jpg

    You know, I've never had a deep dish pizza.

    You have to be saying that *kitten* on purpose porpoise.

    2c83zi4zm22f.jpg

    6b1na6ewbarl.jpg

    YOUR the one who's turning all of my innocent comments into double entendres

    You're the one that keeps using double entendres.

    Oh my god, you're at it again with editing my quotes to make me look bad

    oe6wilmh98em.gif

    This is why we're FRIENDS

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    So I was looking for the perfect response to this but all I could think about is your lobster story

    It is SUCH a good story with an amazing moral

    Couldn't agree more

    I am missing something here
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator

    Yes.

    Oh noooooooo, I think maybe it was in the vague thread :'(
    vague threads back, do you even pay attention, sheesh

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  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Sex is like pizza, if you’re going to use barbecue sauce, you better know what the hell you're doing

    Sex is like pizza, even if it's bad... not many of us are passing it up

    I have never had bad pizza. I mean, there is pizza I always want, pizza I get all the time, and then pizza I have had, but just won't go back to. Not that it was bad, just not as good as the other pizza.

    That said, I still haven't got my Oregano's Deep dish I was talking about a few weeks ago. That is on the schedule this weekend.

    Well said! Mmm, I bet that deep dish has some nice thick... crust

    That was actaully about pizza doh...get it...doh, like Dooooough....

    Fail%2Bgif%2B00150.gif

    98nz3v1izzzk.gif

    imma take the pizza anymore.

    1a0knuqq56u9.jpg

    You know, I've never had a deep dish pizza.

    You have to be saying that *kitten* on purpose porpoise.

    2c83zi4zm22f.jpg

    6b1na6ewbarl.jpg

    YOUR the one who's turning all of my innocent comments into double entendres

    You're the one that keeps using double entendres.

    Oh my god, you're at it again with editing my quotes to make me look bad

    oe6wilmh98em.gif

    This is why we're FRIENDS

    7m7tmke3axsr.gif

    So I was looking for the perfect response to this but all I could think about is your lobster story

    It is SUCH a good story with an amazing moral

    Couldn't agree more

    I am missing something here

    Yes.

    Oh noooooooo, I think maybe it was in the vague thread :'(

    Anyways, I said that once we were waiting for our table and a lobster climbed to the top of the tank. I could see the determination in his eyes - he was gonna do it. He leaped from the top of the tank and landed on the floor and he tried to scurry away but he was caught almost immediately. Then @UrBaconMeCr8zy said that it was a great story and then I responded with (I think) that he was probably eaten that night and with something like, "the moral of the story is don't reach for your dreams because you'll just get stabbed in the brain and boiled in salt water."

    Inspiring haha
  • elizarizo
    elizarizo Posts: 470 Member
    How do people with kids do anything?
    Litterally tried to go to Costco with 3 kids and it was like a 4 hour trip.
    Somehow had hot flashes somehow lost my voice
    And some had to many trips to the bathroom
    I am *kitten* tired
    Hats off to people with children
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    I am gonna just leave this here
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    I am gonna just leave this here

    Barfff Noah that's not funny .. :(
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  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
    Light bulbs...i need em
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