What's on your mind?

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  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Why do I put up with cats being *kitten*?
    "Oh, you want to do the claw dance on me with 1000 lbs of pressure per paw, ok good kitty, I'll pet you while you do. You want to sit on my keyboard, no problem, I'll use my phone. You want to drink out of my glass, let me top it up for you"
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  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    I can't wait to smash my laptop into a million bits...I'm raging...no recycling this *kitten*, I'm gonna smash it up
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    People, resize your profile pics so they aren't distorted...drives me crazy.
    Make it a 1:1 frigging square or use your best visual judgement
  • 777Gemma888
    777Gemma888 Posts: 9,578 Member
    The Texans in my neighbourhood 💚💚 ... Apparently CA laws are crazy.. ..
    Neighbour:"Calling the law first, not shooting first, is logical reasoning? On what planet? In Texas, you shoot first. In CA, you gotta drag that thieving sucker into the house, then call the police!?"
    Us:Yes. "Preferably, call the police, and let them deal with it."
    Neighbour: "Don't worry honey, we got guns, we'll protect all you peace loving folks who don't want to point and shoot those suckers down."
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  • WorkerDrone83
    WorkerDrone83 Posts: 3,195 Member
    I assume ketones are to fitness pals as midichlorians are to Jedi. Knowledge is only a google search away, but... meh.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    you know how you can go to subway and be like "give me a sandwich" or "give me a foot-long sandwich"?

    it'd be nice if other fast food places did that.

    like some days i just wanna go to taco bell and get a foot-long taco
  • Chael2dot0
    Chael2dot0 Posts: 1,189 Member
    iPad Pro...gonna buy one.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    you know how you can go to subway and be like "give me a sandwich" or "give me a foot-long sandwich"?

    it'd be nice if other fast food places did that.

    like some days i just wanna go to taco bell and get a foot-long taco

    Have you tried ordering multiple tacos? Just a suggestion
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    you know how you can go to subway and be like "give me a sandwich" or "give me a foot-long sandwich"?

    it'd be nice if other fast food places did that.

    like some days i just wanna go to taco bell and get a foot-long taco

    Have you tried ordering multiple tacos? Just a suggestion

    are you saying I'm fat omg
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    you know how you can go to subway and be like "give me a sandwich" or "give me a foot-long sandwich"?

    it'd be nice if other fast food places did that.

    like some days i just wanna go to taco bell and get a foot-long taco

    Have you tried ordering multiple tacos? Just a suggestion

    are you saying I'm fat omg

    I mean.. I’m not saying you’re a poster child for a six pack and a pound ir anything but get you to taco johns pronto
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    you know how you can go to subway and be like "give me a sandwich" or "give me a foot-long sandwich"?

    it'd be nice if other fast food places did that.

    like some days i just wanna go to taco bell and get a foot-long taco

    Have you tried ordering multiple tacos? Just a suggestion

    are you saying I'm fat omg

    I mean.. I’m not saying you’re a poster child for a six pack and a pound ir anything but get you to taco johns pronto

    Who is this John guy, and is he single?
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  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    What the hell does cray cray even mean?!

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    Kermie is my fave. LOVE the Muppet Show.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    boy i sure hope we aren't having app issues
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    boy i sure hope we aren't having app issues

    Was just coming here to say I think it's funny when a bunch of people start similar threads...like which one do I post in? Do I post in all of them? Don't want to leave anyone out
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    boy i sure hope we aren't having app issues

    Was just coming here to say I think it's funny when a bunch of people start similar threads...like which one do I post in? Do I post in all of them? Don't want to leave anyone out

    personally i hope its skynet waking up and exerting control over nationwide servers.
  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
    why the *kitten* do people feel the need to create threads on chit chat about app problems... we all know it sucks... we all know it isn't working just stop already.
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  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    boy i sure hope we aren't having app issues

    what do you mean? I haven't heard anything on the subject.
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  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    There should be a mfp pet peeves thread

    how many?

    At least 10, incase you don't like the first one
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    i’ve had a long hard day and all i want is to post an alex jones quote on @iMagos profile and everything totally kitteny so we can’t do anything! *flips Under Armour display table*

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