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How to consume enough iron in the day without taking a supplement.0
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An old high school friend's mum passed on. My mother asked if I would like her to attend the funeral service... I haven't spoken to either my friend, nor her deceased mother in over 24 years ... Think it would be weird. Sending a card with a wreath is the tactful approach, I'm thinking, without a cheque (as I don't really fraternise with them anymore) and because they're going to deem it impersonal and or not enough of a financial gift . Going the traditional route, acknowledging our kinship, will be too lengthy, expensive, and taxing on my mother physically - so, I'm going to say, "no" to that.3
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Hi guys! Y'all realize that since I posted in here yesterday I get a notification every time someone posts in this thread right? Ok cool. Well now that you know that let me remind you that we have guidelines.
Specifically these ones:
4. Keep it Classy (we mean your images)
I WILL:
I will share my success photos and progress photos.
I will keep it classy by wearing tight-fitting spandex instead of my undies to show my progress.
I will post authentic photos that I have permission to use.
I will be mindful that this is a workplace friendly site. If you wouldn’t share the image with your boss or your child, please don’t post it here.
I WON'T:
I won’t post hateful, violent or graphic imagery.
I won’t post nudity, pornography, or NSFW images.
I won’t post images containing profanity.
I won’t post political images.
I won’t post photos containing excessive cleavage (if you would wear it to work, it’s probably OK).
I won’t post close-up shots of cleavage, butt, breasts or crotch in any state of dress.
I won’t post photos in which hands or objects are the only bodily covering,
I won’t post photos in my undies (underwear, bras, lingerie, thongs, g-strings, or banana hammocks).
5. Keep it Clean (we mean your language)
I WILL:
I will be respectful in the words I choose; this includes usernames.
I will be mindful that this is a workplace friendly site. If you wouldn’t use that language in front of your boss, mom or anyone in public, please don’t post it here.
I will post medical or clinical themes related to sex or sexual health in a mature manner.
I WON'T:
I won’t use explicit, sexual, insulting or vulgar language or sexual innuendo.
I won’t get creative trying to get around the profanity filters by the use of non-alphabetical characters to approximate expletives or other objectionable language.
I won’t post topics with the intent to titillate.
Don't ruin my holiday spirit by making me warn people.
I have to share success photos and progress photos in tight fitting spandex?1 -
Banana hammocks
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If i posted pics in tight fitting spandex i would get banned10
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The_Devil_in_Miss_Jones wrote: »Banana hammocks
Nope, no to borat fashion. Lol2 -
777Gemma888 wrote: »The_Devil_in_Miss_Jones wrote: »Banana hammocks
Nope, no to borat fashion. Lol
I am very happy that it's written in the guidelines and there's no pictures of banana hammocks, I wouldn't look at my friends the same way 🙄 2 -
If i posted pics in tight fitting spandex i would get banned
You REALLY shouldn't You will get banned. :laugh: Isn't advisable to tempt their permissiveness. The same goes for @leut_underpants .
If y'all need customized groin cups, stay away from tight fitting spandex on MFP.3 -
caco_ethes wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »i feel like i’m pretty close to really seeing the tree
I gotchu
Its right there
no no like the metaphor
where u can see everything exactly how it is and instead of trying to change it u just feel really peaceful and good about ittinkerhellraiser wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »i feel like i’m pretty close to really seeing the tree
I gotchu
Its right there
no no like the metaphor
where u can see everything exactly how it is and instead of trying to change it u just feel really peaceful and good about it
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »i feel like i’m pretty close to really seeing the tree
I gotchu
Its right there
no no like the metaphor
where u can see everything exactly how it is and instead of trying to change it u just feel really peaceful and good about it
like that ^^
Are you two the same person, be honest
They seem very much like soulmates. If there was ever a wedding I'd walk 1000 miles barefoot to go to it.
Don’t hurt yourself, I’ll pick you up1 -
The_Devil_in_Miss_Jones wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »The_Devil_in_Miss_Jones wrote: »Banana hammocks
Nope, no to borat fashion. Lol
I am very happy that it's written in the guidelines and there's no pictures of banana hammocks, I wouldn't look at my friends the same way 🙄
We really cannot predict what some friends may opt to wear, I agree. Those guidelines have certainly pre-empted shrouding our eyes from possible shock. There is no unseeing a banana hammock or a banana hammock with a string thong. A male friend had one on to showcase his glutes, I was stuck on, he actually wore string thongs.1 -
brb gonna make a private group for trading banana hammock pics
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The_Devil_in_Miss_Jones wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »The_Devil_in_Miss_Jones wrote: »Banana hammocks
Nope, no to borat fashion. Lol
I am very happy that it's written in the guidelines and there's no pictures of banana hammocks, I wouldn't look at my friends the same way 🙄
I'll still wear it under the spandex.2 -
DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »The_Devil_in_Miss_Jones wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »The_Devil_in_Miss_Jones wrote: »Banana hammocks
Nope, no to borat fashion. Lol
I am very happy that it's written in the guidelines and there's no pictures of banana hammocks, I wouldn't look at my friends the same way 🙄
I'll still wear it under the spandex.
imagiNATION overdrive. :laugh:1 -
Okay I just realized what you people mean when you say banana hammock. Oh you guys. I was always just thinking of a plain ole yellow hammock for lounging purposes.
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leut_underpants wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »If i posted pics in tight fitting spandex i would get banned
You REALLY should't. You will get banned. :laugh: Isn't advisable to tempt their permissiveness. The same goes for @leut_underpants .
If y'all need customized groin cups, stay away from tight fitting spandex on MFP.
Wait, what did I do to get lumped in here? :noway:
Tight fitting spandex are NOT for the endowed, you might STILL get banned.2 -
lol. I got warned for posting in workout shorts, because the particular person THOUGHT they could see something. Supposed if I was a Hickory Farms summer sausage model like @leut_underpants, maybe something could've been, but seriously...that was ridiculous.
Of course, the particular MFP person in turn posted themself in spandex.
Meh...was a bit ago, but still ironic.4 -
Chael2dot0 wrote: »
lol. I got warned for posting in workout shorts, because the particular person THOUGHT they could see something. Supposed if I was a Hickory Farms summer sausage model like @leut_underpants, maybe something could've been, but seriously...that was ridiculous.
Of course, the particular MFP person in turn posted themself in spandex.
Meh...was a bit ago, but still ironic.
Just make it your profile pic and no one will care.
See @leut_underpants eggplant smuggling in mint pants picture for reference.3 -
leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »Chael2dot0 wrote: »
lol. I got warned for posting in workout shorts, because the particular person THOUGHT they could see something. Supposed if I was a Hickory Farms summer sausage model like @leut_underpants, maybe something could've been, but seriously...that was ridiculous.
Of course, the particular MFP person in turn posted themself in spandex.
Meh...was a bit ago, but still ironic.
Just make it your profile pic and no one will care.
See @leut_underpants eggplant smuggling in mint pants picture for reference.
That picture is literally a headless selfie. The is zero intent. You pervs just can't be trusted.
“Headless” he says. :huh:2 -
Chael2dot0 wrote: »
lol. I got warned for posting in workout shorts, because the particular person THOUGHT they could see something. Supposed if I was a Hickory Farms summer sausage model like @leut_underpants, maybe something could've been, but seriously...that was ridiculous.
Of course, the particular MFP person in turn posted themself in spandex.
Meh...was a bit ago, but still ironic.
I got warned for showing two 350 lb. ladies hand feeding each other cake without using utensils while wearing bikinis and sitting cross legged. If they were skinny I wouldn't have gotten warned I don't think. That was also a long time ago.1 -
Mint pants. Mmmmmmm.2
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leut_underpants wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »If i posted pics in tight fitting spandex i would get banned
You REALLY should't. You will get banned. :laugh: Isn't advisable to tempt their permissiveness. The same goes for @leut_underpants .
If y'all need customized groin cups, stay away from tight fitting spandex on MFP.
Wait, what did I do to get lumped in here? :noway:
Tight fitting spandex are NOT for the endowed, you might STILL get banned.
Have I worn tight spandex? Why would I be banned for something that will never* happen?
*that you know about :bigsmile:
:laugh: No one works your mint green trousers like you do Leut.0 -
leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »Chael2dot0 wrote: »
lol. I got warned for posting in workout shorts, because the particular person THOUGHT they could see something. Supposed if I was a Hickory Farms summer sausage model like @leut_underpants, maybe something could've been, but seriously...that was ridiculous.
Of course, the particular MFP person in turn posted themself in spandex.
Meh...was a bit ago, but still ironic.
Just make it your profile pic and no one will care.
See @leut_underpants eggplant smuggling in mint pants picture for reference.
That picture is literally a headless selfie. The is zero intent. You pervs just can't be trusted.
“Headless” he says. :huh:
:huh:
Only a pervert would make that implied connection.
Oh I’m not denying it. :flowerforyou:
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leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »Chael2dot0 wrote: »
lol. I got warned for posting in workout shorts, because the particular person THOUGHT they could see something. Supposed if I was a Hickory Farms summer sausage model like @leut_underpants, maybe something could've been, but seriously...that was ridiculous.
Of course, the particular MFP person in turn posted themself in spandex.
Meh...was a bit ago, but still ironic.
Just make it your profile pic and no one will care.
See @leut_underpants eggplant smuggling in mint pants picture for reference.
Also, says the lady in bootylicious spandex
Nevermind the obvious doggy correlation
How much innuendo and suggestion should a man have to endure? :sad:
Never heard of it. Those are my house pants.
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Ileut_underpants wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »If i posted pics in tight fitting spandex i would get banned
You REALLY should't. You will get banned. :laugh: Isn't advisable to tempt their permissiveness. The same goes for @leut_underpants .
If y'all need customized groin cups, stay away from tight fitting spandex on MFP.
Wait, what did I do to get lumped in here? :noway:
Tight fitting spandex are NOT for the endowed, you might STILL get banned.
Have I worn tight spandex? Why would I be banned for something that will never* happen?
*that you know about :bigsmile:
:laugh: No one works your mint green trousers like you do Leut.
I appreciate the use of trousers. It sounds far classier than pants. :flowerforyou:
Like you need any more class...
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How condescending and manipulative you are.. You had me fooled.. I fell into that trap, but I’m happy that you showed me your true colors, allowing me to see what everyone had warned me about.5
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My new goal in life is to be able to wear spandex that will get me banned from MFP.4
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