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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    I have 48.6 minutes of the house to myself and I am wasting it on mfp. I should be scrolling elsewhere.

    Pornhub?

    Omg, is that what I think it is??? I would never. o:):D

    *heading to Google now

    I think that is where the art films are shown

    Some of them are long.
    Some of them are deep.
    Lots of thrilling climaxes.

    And your step mom and neighbors wife will also enjoy it

    Invite the pizza guy? Make it a party

    Only if he's really bringing pizza.

    Ever seen Loverboy? Extra anchiovies please
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    I have 48.6 minutes of the house to myself and I am wasting it on mfp. I should be scrolling elsewhere.

    Pornhub?

    Omg, is that what I think it is??? I would never. o:):D

    *heading to Google now

    I think that is where the art films are shown

    Some of them are long.
    Some of them are deep.
    Lots of thrilling climaxes.

    And your step mom and neighbors wife will also enjoy it

    Invite the pizza guy? Make it a party

    Only if he's really bringing pizza.

    Ever seen Loverboy? Extra anchiovies please

    That sounds especially fishy.
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
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    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    I have 48.6 minutes of the house to myself and I am wasting it on mfp. I should be scrolling elsewhere.

    Pornhub?

    Omg, is that what I think it is??? I would never. o:):D

    *heading to Google now

    I think that is where the art films are shown

    Some of them are long.
    Some of them are deep.
    Lots of thrilling climaxes.

    Once the climax hits I'm over it though. Next.

    That's when I blow out the candles, put the lotion away, and get a fresh cold beer.
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    Doesn't the remote get gross if you use lotion?
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
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    What an interesting time in life it must be when the only joy in life you have is telling people they aren't old, because you are older than everyone.
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
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    All the trees that make part of the ravine behind my place cracking and breaking apart... the wind here today is causing damage :(
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Make dinner or pay someone to make dinner for me?
  • como_agua
    como_agua Posts: 213 Member
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    Make dinner or pay someone to make dinner for me?

    i'd make dinner for you were i wherever the heck you are. i love cooking - every single damn day
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    lisas118 wrote: »
    Make dinner or pay someone to make dinner for me?

    i'd make dinner for you were i wherever the heck you are. i love cooking - every single damn day

    I'd let you!
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    lisas118 wrote: »
    Make dinner or pay someone to make dinner for me?

    i'd make dinner for you were i wherever the heck you are. i love cooking - every single damn day

    Found the nonhuman
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    Dude i am not complaining, the selfie thread the last few days
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