What's on your mind?

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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I don't get men!

    you're overthinking us.

    So true! You guys are pretty simple, it's us crazy women that read into *kitten* and make a big deal outta nothing!

    yeah, see..... just focus on a few simple things and we're good.

    those simple things really don't need to be explained, right?

    Simple things like the peaceful coexistence of man and animal, amirite? Close?
  • Raquel_Mama
    Raquel_Mama Posts: 1,815 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I don't get men!

    you're overthinking us.

    So true! You guys are pretty simple, it's us crazy women that read into *kitten* and make a big deal outta nothing!

    yeah, see..... just focus on a few simple things and we're good.

    those simple things really don't need to be explained, right?

    Ummm, I think it might be beneficial if you shared that info :wink:
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I don't get men!

    you're overthinking us.

    So true! You guys are pretty simple, it's us crazy women that read into *kitten* and make a big deal outta nothing!

    yeah, see..... just focus on a few simple things and we're good.

    those simple things really don't need to be explained, right?

    Simple things like the peaceful coexistence of man and animal, amirite? Close?

    yes, when it comes to women, I strive for an understanding and in depth conversation in regards to the duality of man.

    food, sex, football..... all a distant second
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
    edited July 2017
    It's unfortunate that our society views constructive criticism as a personal attack. Calling someone out on their vanity doesn't mean you're jealous. If a trainer told their client their form was sloppy, the client wouldn't stop what they are doing and loudly proclaim, "OMG, why are you so jealous of me?!?!" Same goes for this place.

    Everyone isn't out to get you. Calm your tits.

    That post needs this pic.

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  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
    I'm having a really good hair day
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    edited July 2017
    I don't get men!

    Maybe you're not using the right bait...

    And what do I need?

    This may be cheating but it is the most eloquent answer I can think of:

    "Then said Almitra, "Speak to us of Love."
    And he raised his head and looked upon the people, and there fell a stillness upon them. And with a great voice he said:

    When love beckons to you follow him,
    Though his ways are hard and steep.
    And when his wings enfold you yield to him,
    Though the sword hidden among his pinions may wound you.
    And when he speaks to you believe in him,
    Though his voice may shatter your dreams as the north wind lays waste the garden.

    For even as love crowns you so shall he crucify you. Even as he is for your growth so is he for your pruning.
    Even as he ascends to your height and caresses your tenderest branches that quiver in the sun,
    So shall he descend to your roots and shake them in their clinging to the earth.

    Like sheaves of corn he gathers you unto himself.
    He threshes you to make you naked.
    He sifts you to free you from your husks.
    He grinds you to whiteness.
    He kneads you until you are pliant;
    And then he assigns you to his sacred fire, that you may become sacred bread for God's sacred feast.

    All these things shall love do unto you that you may know the secrets of your heart, and in that knowledge become a fragment of Life's heart.
    But if in your fear you would seek only love's peace and love's pleasure,
    Then it is better for you that you cover your nakedness and pass out of love's threshing-floor,
    Into the seasonless world where you shall laugh, but not all of your laughter, and weep, but not all of your tears.

    Love gives naught but itself and takes naught but from itself.
    Love possesses not nor would it be possessed;
    For love is sufficient unto love.
    When you love you should not say, "God is in my heart," but rather, "I am in the heart of God."
    And think not you can direct the course of love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course.

    Love has no other desire but to fulfil itself.
    But if you love and must needs have desires, let these be your desires:
    To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night.
    To know the pain of too much tenderness.
    To be wounded by your own understanding of love;
    And to bleed willingly and joyfully.
    To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving;
    To rest at the noon hour and meditate love's ecstasy;
    To return home at eventide with gratitude;

    And then to sleep with a prayer for the beloved in your heart and a song of praise upon your lips.

    Then Almitra spoke again and said, "And what of Marriage, master?" And he answered saying:

    You were born together, and together you shall be forevermore.
    You shall be together when white wings of death scatter your days.
    Aye, you shall be together even in the silent memory of God.

    But let there be spaces in your togetherness,
    And let the winds of the heavens dance between you.

    Love one another but make not a bond of love:
    Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls.
    Fill each other's cup but drink not from one cup.
    Give one another of your bread but eat not from the same loaf.
    Sing and dance together and be joyous, but let each one of you be alone,
    Even as the strings of a lute are alone though they quiver with the same music.

    Give your hearts, but not into each other's keeping.
    For only the hand of Life can contain your hearts.
    And stand together, yet not too near together:
    For the pillars of the temple stand apart,
    And the oak tree and the cypress grow not in each other's shadow."

    Hope this helps...
  • That_Country_Girl82
    That_Country_Girl82 Posts: 122 Member
    Something I should have done on Saturday.
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    What the heck

    LOL! What?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    I don't get men!

    Maybe you're not using the right bait...

    And what do I need?

    This may be cheating but it is the most eloquent answer I can think of:

    "Then said Almitra, "Speak to us of Love."
    And he raised his head and looked upon the people, and there fell a stillness upon them. And with a great voice he said:

    When love beckons to you follow him,
    Though his ways are hard and steep.
    And when his wings enfold you yield to him,
    Though the sword hidden among his pinions may wound you.
    And when he speaks to you believe in him,
    Though his voice may shatter your dreams as the north wind lays waste the garden.

    For even as love crowns you so shall he crucify you. Even as he is for your growth so is he for your pruning.
    Even as he ascends to your height and caresses your tenderest branches that quiver in the sun,
    So shall he descend to your roots and shake them in their clinging to the earth.

    Like sheaves of corn he gathers you unto himself.
    He threshes you to make you naked.
    He sifts you to free you from your husks.
    He grinds you to whiteness.
    He kneads you until you are pliant;
    And then he assigns you to his sacred fire, that you may become sacred bread for God's sacred feast.

    All these things shall love do unto you that you may know the secrets of your heart, and in that knowledge become a fragment of Life's heart.
    But if in your fear you would seek only love's peace and love's pleasure,
    Then it is better for you that you cover your nakedness and pass out of love's threshing-floor,
    Into the seasonless world where you shall laugh, but not all of your laughter, and weep, but not all of your tears.

    Love gives naught but itself and takes naught but from itself.
    Love possesses not nor would it be possessed;
    For love is sufficient unto love.
    When you love you should not say, "God is in my heart," but rather, "I am in the heart of God."
    And think not you can direct the course of love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course.

    Love has no other desire but to fulfil itself.
    But if you love and must needs have desires, let these be your desires:
    To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night.
    To know the pain of too much tenderness.
    To be wounded by your own understanding of love;
    And to bleed willingly and joyfully.
    To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving;
    To rest at the noon hour and meditate love's ecstasy;
    To return home at eventide with gratitude;

    And then to sleep with a prayer for the beloved in your heart and a song of praise upon your lips.

    Then Almitra spoke again and said, "And what of Marriage, master?" And he answered saying:

    You were born together, and together you shall be forevermore.
    You shall be together when white wings of death scatter your days.
    Aye, you shall be together even in the silent memory of God.

    But let there be spaces in your togetherness,
    And let the winds of the heavens dance between you.

    Love one another but make not a bond of love:
    Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls.
    Fill each other's cup but drink not from one cup.
    Give one another of your bread but eat not from the same loaf.
    Sing and dance together and be joyous, but let each one of you be alone,
    Even as the strings of a lute are alone though they quiver with the same music.

    Give your hearts, but not into each other's keeping.
    For only the hand of Life can contain your hearts.
    And stand together, yet not too near together:
    For the pillars of the temple stand apart,
    And the oak tree and the cypress grow not in each other's shadow."

    Hope this helps...



    "boobs and a butt."

    .

  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Sex. Women. Beer. Maybe fitness in there. Probably tennis. And more sex.
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  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
    Cleaning
  • brockhampton
    brockhampton Posts: 211 Member
    bacon bacon and bacon

    tom def coming
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    I'm starving.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I'm starving.

    What would you like to eat?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I'm starving.

    What would you like to eat?

    mexican-food.jpg
  • ineedtogain1011
    ineedtogain1011 Posts: 19 Member
    Whether I should put peanut butter on my toast or almond butter.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I'm starving.

    What would you like to eat?

    mexican-food.jpg

    Ohhh yummmm ..
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I'm starving.

    What would you like to eat?

    mexican-food.jpg

    Sure you didn't want waffles?
  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I'm starving.

    What would you like to eat?

    mexican-food.jpg

    My eyes can't see
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    I should not have done that
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I'm starving.

    What would you like to eat?

    mexican-food.jpg

    Sure you didn't want waffles?

    toppings ?
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I'm starving.

    What would you like to eat?

    mexican-food.jpg

    Sure you didn't want waffles?

    toppings ?

    Blue....berry syrup
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I'm starving.

    What would you like to eat?

    mexican-food.jpg

    Sure you didn't want waffles?

    toppings ?

    Blue....berry syrup

    make it strawberry and we'll talk.....
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I'm starving.

    What would you like to eat?

    mexican-food.jpg

    Sure you didn't want waffles?

    toppings ?

    Blue....berry syrup

    make it strawberry and we'll talk.....

    How about actual strawberries. And 'micros'. :lol:
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I'm starving.

    What would you like to eat?

    mexican-food.jpg

    Sure you didn't want waffles?

    toppings ?

    Blue....berry syrup

    make it strawberry and we'll talk.....

    How about actual strawberries. And 'micros'. :lol:

    done. B)
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I'm starving.

    What would you like to eat?

    mexican-food.jpg

    Sure you didn't want waffles?

    toppings ?

    Blue....berry syrup

    make it strawberry and we'll talk.....

    How about actual strawberries. And 'micros'. :lol:

    done. B)

    Changed my mind. Want pb and syrup atm.