If it came down to it would u eat human flesh?
badgerface1k
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I am talking about like you are lost at sea and your friend on the boat dies of something and you have the choice of eating him or wasting away and dying yourself and leaving your children orphaned, would you eat him?
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i hope i would have the will to survive but i honestly have to say i am not sure if i could another human or even a pet .2
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How do you log human flesh in MFP?19
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Yes , remember that movie Alive . Now pass the ketchup and chow down .2
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If somebody else served it to me, Ive always been curious but I wouldn't prepare it myself, I'm not a butcher2
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I'll take the wasting away for 200, Alex. I hope we packed some liquor, wasting away we'll be alot easier that way.
Maybe beer instead because it makes you DAF and its filling2 -
#whattheactualfuck16
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o.O what did he die of?
seriously, who even knows. i've never been that hungry or even close enough to be able to imagine it. i'd like to think no. i have this idea that i'd never feel like i could get my mouth clean enough afterwards.
mmmmmmmaaybe use bits of him for bait to catch something else though. maybe. oh god, i hate fish too. i'd be doomed.7 -
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badgerface1k wrote: »I am talking about like you are lost at sea and your friend on the boat dies of something and you have the choice of eating him or wasting away and dying yourself and leaving your children orphaned, would you eat him?
Your friend, why wait for him to waste away and die?
Wouldn't you want more meat on the bone?5 -
Did he die of cholera?
It might be about who gets butchered first . I'll just ask him to let me get DAF and then he can thrust his knife into me1 -
If i turn into a zombie , will it be morally acceptable ?2
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I think that would be considered spoiled. . Do we eat cows that are already dead?2
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Karb_Kween wrote: »It might be about who gets butchered first .
a great great grandfather of mine volunteered for that. on the grounds that the ship's captain drew the short straw but there's no sense butchering the only guy in the boat who knows how to navigate. so he volunteered instead but then they came in sight of land the next day so they gave up the idea.
that's my dad's story anyway.
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canadianlbs wrote: »Karb_Kween wrote: »It might be about who gets butchered first .
a great great grandfather of mine volunteered for that. on the grounds that the ship's captain drew the short straw but there's no sense butchering the only guy in the boat who knows how to navigate. so he volunteered instead but then they came in sight of land the next day so they gave up the idea.
that's my dad's story anyway.
That's interesting
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What I would do is cut the muscle in thin slices and dry it in the sun like beef jerky. Stays fresh through the winter.Karb_Kween wrote: »I think that would be considered spoiled. . Do we eat cows that are already dead?
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badgerface1k wrote: »
What I would do is cut the muscle in thin slices and dry it in the sun like beef jerky. Stays fresh through the winter.Karb_Kween wrote: »I think that would be considered spoiled. . Do we eat cows that are already dead?
Lol Im glad you thought of that. Ill just trust your judgement
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Yes.1
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Karb_Kween wrote: »That's interesting
nah, not really. i just had a sudden moment of being a tedious bore. hopefully over it now.1 -
I think this OP escaped from Terminus
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God only knows what u are talking about bro but have a good dayCutaway_Collar wrote: »You definitely look like the guy who would.
Because you joined a fitness site to ask this as one of your first posts. Because this is equal to... I am trying to lose weight help, right?!
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Nope, couldn't ever get that hungry. I'd rather starve, thanx! Bugs would look yum....3
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If it was Nigella Lawson smothered in nutella then I'd probably be tempted...1
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Yes. Funny thing is, I would probably eat human flesh before I ate an egg. We're like pork, right?3
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Yes I would... Now I am not Hannibal Lector.. but to survive I would...
I am hoping my friend is not a vegetarian..2 -
@Cutaway_Collar has a knack for often saying things he thinks are funny, but manages to miss the mark - just one of those things we need to accept on MFP.badgerface1k wrote: »
God only knows what u are talking about bro but have a good dayCutaway_Collar wrote: »You definitely look like the guy who would.
Because you joined a fitness site to ask this as one of your first posts. Because this is equal to... I am trying to lose weight help, right?!
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I couldn't do it. I don't even eat sushi plus I don't hunt. But maybe if I had a head injury and someone served it to me in chilli form I could try it.1
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MsAmandaNJ wrote: »Yes. Funny thing is, I would probably eat human flesh before I ate an egg. We're like pork, right?
pork, yes
it's a noun and a verb; both are awesome2
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