Sharing my awful tragedy with you guys [PIC HEAVY]
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Another story about a girl with a pretty face and her melons (sigh)0
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That's the best thing I read all day... :drinker: :glasses:0
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That was a "sweet" story!0
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Lmao0
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True Love.0
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His stem is not very impressive. You can do better than him.
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I met him by chance. I was at the supermarket, just a normal day.
He was surrounded by many others that looked like him, but he was special. I can honestly say he gained my heart with his perfect smile.
I asked his name. "Melon", he answered with the deepest, sexiest voice I had ever heard.
"Melon", I repeated, savoring the sound with my palate... Oh, Melon... Lovely luscious lips, lively smile and luring complexion. I love you.
I took him home. We talked and laughed over a few beers.
It was getting late, so I invited him to bed. I shall keep you guys from torrid details, but I knew we were meant to be when I woke up and saw him there, smiling affectionately at me.
We spent the best days of our lives together. We had fun at the pool, and he'd sing while I played. I was imprinted with the deepest sense of compatibility.
But one thing was starting to make me lose my nights. Melon was aging so much faster than me... I shared my concerns with him. He didn't have much energy to follow me around with my shenanigans anymore.
He surprised me one morning with a tired kiss. He looked deeply into my eyes and said: "Honey, you'll have to eat me". I understood immediately.
Melon's days were close to an end. If I wanted to keep part of him eternally sheltered inside me, I'd have to eat him. So I made it clean and fast, and apologised with teary eyes.
So I ate him. Entirely, at once, with a spoon.
There was nothing left of Melon but the shell that once contained the sweet soul of my lover. An empty body. A void that matched that one in my heart.
Melon always told me he grew up in a farm, where he could roll around in the fresh soil all day with his siblings. "From soil, to soil", I thought. Shall your cycle be complete, honeydew.0 -
^^ Yes, I wrote this0
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I like turtles because they’re so chill. They don’t hurt anyone. They’re just like, “Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I’m gonna take my time getting there, I’m not in a rush. Because I’m a turtle.”0
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His stem is not very impressive. You can do better than him.
That made me snort...0 -
I like turtles because they’re so chill. They don’t hurt anyone. They’re just like, “Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I’m gonna take my time getting there, I’m not in a rush. Because I’m a turtle.”
I once fell in love with a turtle. We took things slow.0 -
what kind of melon was it?
what-her melon?
(get it? water melon..:noway: whatever! )
i've spent a few minutes trying to think of a humorous pun for this thread, i'll let you guys know when i think of one....
WAIT WAIT
this story was really melon-coly?
its a pity mr melon died because now you cant-eloupe with him!!! :drinker:
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This was great, again so sorry for your loss
Nice to end the work week with a smile from a good read.
I feel your pain, I'd die having to log eating an entire melon in one sitting....my sugar would be thru the roof :sad:
In memory, tonite I'm having 3.5 oz of mine :drinker:0 -
Loved this! :flowerforyou:0
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I like turtles because they’re so chill. They don’t hurt anyone. They’re just like, “Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I’m gonna take my time getting there, I’m not in a rush. Because I’m a turtle.”
I once fell in love with a turtle. We took things slow.
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