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  • Canehdn
    Canehdn Posts: 122 Member
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I tried to flirt with my husband today. He asked me if I was feeling okay. :neutral:

    Sadly, I try a lot and it goes un noticed mostly.

    Oh no he didn't (I don't really know how to type the attitude version of "didn't")

    Remember, ladies, men are not the sharpest tools in the shed. Sometimes a good kick in the *kitten* is what we need. We usually think everyone is flirting when no one is or no one is when they are. It's very confusing!
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    So my being half naked and asking if he really had to leave for work was too subtle? Crap. I need lessons.
  • Canehdn
    Canehdn Posts: 122 Member
    edited February 2017
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    Did you have chicken wings? Probably not....lesson learned.

    Yeah that I can't defend. Sorry
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    FeraFilia wrote: »
    So my being half naked and asking if he really had to leave for work was too subtle? Crap. I need lessons.

    I would love to be given those options like that. I'd be home.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    So chicken wings + boobs is the successful formula for flirting? *takes notes
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    FeraFilia wrote: »
    So chicken wings + boobs is the successful formula for flirting? *takes notes

    Would work for me. Already had wings tonight....

    *crosses fingers*
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    So my being half naked and asking if he really had to leave for work was too subtle? Crap. I need lessons.

    I would love to be given those options like that. I'd be home.

    He works, literally, across the street. And has no set schedule. Maybe I should have brushed my hair first.

    Or made bacon. Would bacon work?
  • Canehdn
    Canehdn Posts: 122 Member
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    FeraFilia wrote: »

    Or made bacon. Would bacon work?

    Would you be making some lingerie out of said bacon?

  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    Canehdn wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »

    Or made bacon. Would bacon work?

    Would you be making some lingerie out of said bacon?

    Meat lingerie? I need to wear it? I was just gonna serve it wearing an apron.
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
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    FeraFilia wrote: »
    Canehdn wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »

    Or made bacon. Would bacon work?

    Would you be making some lingerie out of said bacon?

    Meat lingerie? I need to wear it? I was just gonna serve it wearing an apron.

    Maybe wear some red heels too. The color red is sexually attractive and it's linked with passion.

  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    sw33tp3a1 wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    Canehdn wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »

    Or made bacon. Would bacon work?

    Would you be making some lingerie out of said bacon?

    Meat lingerie? I need to wear it? I was just gonna serve it wearing an apron.

    Maybe wear some red heels too. The color red is sexually attractive and it's linked with passion.

    My apron is red!
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
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    I think there's gonna be a lot red when there's bloodshed
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
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    I think flirting can be a beautiful thing when both parties are cool with it,cuz when it's only one person into it ,it becomes Akward & wrong ...
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    LL5lifts wrote: »
    Flirting should only be done in interpretive jazz form. That way you at least burn calories.

    I could use my jazz hands on you. 3 minutes is all that is needed.

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  • Deatsy
    Deatsy Posts: 133 Member
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    Not bad if just for fun
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
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    Flirting is an art ...I've gone 2 school 4 flirting & actually I'm opening my own school ....
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
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    I tried flirting earlier. I think it worked ;)

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