Foolish things you did, when you were young..

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  • Racouol
    Racouol Posts: 53 Member
    Lit my finger of fire. Been hit by three cars riding my bike across the street. Got bad road rash after losing control of a bike with no breaks going down a steep hill wearing only shorts. Rode into the side of a Wal-Mart causing the bike to snap in half. Nearly lost my bike trying to ride through a pond(thought it was just a puddle) . Had a new bike fall apart on my while riding home from a Wal-Mart. Charged a bear with an ax. Set myself on fire making a peanut butter sandwich. Nearly froze to death when I went backpacking without the right equipment. And I have been surfing without knowing how to swim.
  • Reaverie
    Reaverie Posts: 405 Member
    I talked a girl into letting me cut a her pony tail off and her mom wanted to beat the hell out of me.

    HAHA. My daughter had GORGEOUS blonde hair down to her thighs in kindergarten. One day I went to do her hair up for school (I was a sucker for intricate braids so my daughter never went to school without something awesome and original) and found that half of her hair had been cut off at her shoulder. I asked her how it happened and she lied and told me the next door neighbor girl had done it. So I took her by the hand and escorted her to the neighbors. I knocked and the mother answered. I asked to speak with her daughter. I knelt down and asked her, "Sarah, sweety, did you cut my daughters hair?" She of course said no, and I said told her that's what I thought. I looked back at my daughter and she burst into tears and admitted she had cut it. All her friends had short hair and she wanted short hair too. Needless to say, we skipped school and took a trip to the barbers. It was her very first hair cut ever. I got the half that was left long still in an envelope with my sons first hair cut.. his was at 4. He had gorgeous red hair to his waist!
  • JennyRATL
    JennyRATL Posts: 199 Member
    I was bad about sneaking out of the house and going to a seedy bar to watch bands.
    Smoked a lot of dope. Convinced this is why my memory sucks.
  • kaizaku
    kaizaku Posts: 1,039 Member
    Reaverie wrote: »
    I talked a girl into letting me cut a her pony tail off and her mom wanted to beat the hell out of me.

    HAHA. My daughter had GORGEOUS blonde hair down to her thighs in kindergarten. One day I went to do her hair up for school (I was a sucker for intricate braids so my daughter never went to school without something awesome and original) and found that half of her hair had been cut off at her shoulder. I asked her how it happened and she lied and told me the next door neighbor girl had done it. So I took her by the hand and escorted her to the neighbors. I knocked and the mother answered. I asked to speak with her daughter. I knelt down and asked her, "Sarah, sweety, did you cut my daughters hair?" She of course said no, and I said told her that's what I thought. I looked back at my daughter and she burst into tears and admitted she had cut it. All her friends had short hair and she wanted short hair too. Needless to say, we skipped school and took a trip to the barbers. It was her very first hair cut ever. I got the half that was left long still in an envelope with my sons first hair cut.. his was at 4. He had gorgeous red hair to his waist!

    You must have been Damn mad for your daughter playing the barber lol
  • kaizaku
    kaizaku Posts: 1,039 Member
    Reaverie wrote: »
    when i was 5 i took the keys to my dads car. i walked next door to get my friend, had him get in the car with me, locked the doors, started it up and was attempting to drive away. when our parents found us, we refused to get out of the car so they called the police who came and picked the locks and gave me a stern talking to.

    My kids. At 6 and 9 my kids tried to wake me up and demand donuts for breakfast at 6am. I told them to go back to bed. They didnt. They kept aggravating me and I told them to just go get a bowl of cereal like normal kids. When that didnt work I cleverly mumbled "you know where the keys are, get your own damn donuts." Whoops..

    I heard the car start and the sound of it backing out of the driveway. I was up and running out the door barefoot and found my son already backed into the street and just putting it into drive. His accomplice, my daughter, standing behind him pointing out different things on the dash board. I can only assume she was telling him what to do next..at 6.. I DID yell then. I ran up to the window and told him to pull the truck back into the driveway this instant! They both just grinned at me, but he did. He told me it was my fault, I was the one who told him to get the keys. So I capitulated and admitted my defeat, got shoes on, and drove my kids to Dunkin to get bloody donuts.

    If that was me, my parents would have showed me what a donut looks like after the beating lol
  • dc8066
    dc8066 Posts: 1,439 Member
    All the foolish things young people do while thinking they're indestructible, plus got married at 20. I guess I was somewhat indestructible because I didn't get killed or injured, or with some incurable disease, but I really wish I've listened to people who were wiser then.
  • Pamela_43
    Pamela_43 Posts: 315 Member
    @TommyW45. I feel lucky!

    Grew up on a farm, so I can drive anything. One day my cousin and I stole the Mack truck cab and went for pizza. Neither one of us even had a driver's license. Totally got away with it! LOL
  • djwar9858
    djwar9858 Posts: 43 Member
    Actually got my tongue stuck on a frozen pole. DUH
  • TommyW45
    TommyW45 Posts: 112 Member
    Pamela_43 wrote: »
    @TommyW45. I feel lucky!

    Grew up on a farm, so I can drive anything. One day my cousin and I stole the Mack truck cab and went for pizza. Neither one of us even had a driver's license. Totally got away with it! LOL

    You are lucky you didn't get caught !
  • FitOneSoon
    FitOneSoon Posts: 467 Member
    pierced belly button, with a dart.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Was throwing darts up into a tree. One got stuck. As I was looking up to see where it got stuck, it came back down and hit me about an inch from my eye.
  • Pamela_43
    Pamela_43 Posts: 315 Member
    TommyW45 wrote: »
    Pamela_43 wrote: »
    @TommyW45. I feel lucky!

    Grew up on a farm, so I can drive anything. One day my cousin and I stole the Mack truck cab and went for pizza. Neither one of us even had a driver's license. Totally got away with it! LOL

    You are lucky you didn't get caught !

    Right!?!? I was such a delinquent. If there was trouble I was going to find it. LOL.
  • Hungry_Angler
    Hungry_Angler Posts: 175 Member
    I did a dance similar to this one:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTrDfkHvGLo
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Believed in true love
    Trusted people
    Thought I could work and buy myself to happiness.
  • TommyW45
    TommyW45 Posts: 112 Member
    Pamela_43 wrote: »
    TommyW45 wrote: »
    Pamela_43 wrote: »
    @TommyW45. I feel lucky!

    Grew up on a farm, so I can drive anything. One day my cousin and I stole the Mack truck cab and went for pizza. Neither one of us even had a driver's license. Totally got away with it! LOL

    You are lucky you didn't get caught !

    Right!?!? I was such a delinquent. If there was trouble I was going to find it. LOL.

    I would have beat your *kitten* !
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    When I was 22, I got married.

    Ditto
  • Pamela_43
    Pamela_43 Posts: 315 Member
    TommyW45 wrote: »
    Pamela_43 wrote: »
    TommyW45 wrote: »
    Pamela_43 wrote: »
    @TommyW45. I feel lucky!

    Grew up on a farm, so I can drive anything. One day my cousin and I stole the Mack truck cab and went for pizza. Neither one of us even had a driver's license. Totally got away with it! LOL

    You are lucky you didn't get caught !

    Right!?!? I was such a delinquent. If there was trouble I was going to find it. LOL.

    I would have beat your *kitten* !

    LOL. I got away with more than I got caught for...so i figured the odds were in my favor! I did get my fair share of whippins.
  • Pamela_43
    Pamela_43 Posts: 315 Member
    We (same crew) built a zipline. I tested it. It didnt go well. LOL
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    So my friend, Scotty, has a brick of firecrackers and we're lighting them and throwing them at each other.

    We're at a neighborhood farm and there is a stream running through the farm. In the stream are frogs.

    Can you guess what happens next?


    Scotty puts the firecracker in the frogs mouth and we all run away, far away.
    the wick gets wet and the frog just sits there looking at the firecracker in it's mouth.

    Scotty tries again. He lights the second firecracker and we all run away... just not as far away as the first time.

    The wick burns down on the second firecracker and.... nothing. it's wet again and the frog just sits there, looking at a firecracker in its mouth.

    Third Try. Scotty throws the second wet firecracker into the stream, grabs the frog, grabs yet another firecracker and jams it into the poor frog's mouth. He really wants this to work.

    He lights the wick. We all stand there, not moving. This is going to be another dud.
    Suddenly, Bam! The firecracker explodes and blows frog guts all over Scotty's face and white, Hanes t-shirt.

    Final Score:

    Scotty: One
    Frog: One
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    I thought a mullet was a really good idea in 1988. Combine that with the White Lion concert shirt and the thick glasses. Good look.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    I thought a mullet was a really good idea in 1988. Combine that with the White Lion concert shirt and the thick glasses. Good look.

    The singer from White Lion told me I had pretty eyes at their concert back in the early 90's. He also pulled me and my ex-fiance's sister up on stage. :D

    I hate to pull out the "pictures or it didn't happen" but.....

    Lol, awesome story, something to be proud of for sure.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    I have been to this thread a bunch of times and each time I come in here I remember a whole lot of things going on in the 80's that may or may not have happened and may or may not have been legal.

    In the 70's we were poor, so us kids did everything we could do to get into everything.
  • KyleGrace8
    KyleGrace8 Posts: 2,205 Member
    I guess my early 20's count as young even though I'm still in my late 20's.... I was hanging out with two guys, one who claimed to be a vampire and another that claimed to be a wolf (they were pretty serious about it and never let up on those characters)...We are all wasted and Wolf wants to "anoint" his dagger with his own blood for a gf so Vampire cuts him on the back with it...then some how I let Vampire give me a small cut on my wrist with some other random tool and he sucked my blood??? He even acted like he couldn't stop and his eyes rolled back into his head. I idly wrote my name in blood on the wolf's back at some point and they acted like that really meant something. I mean, that's probably the stupidest and most potentially dangerous thing I've ever done. I don't trust drunk me.
  • kaizaku
    kaizaku Posts: 1,039 Member
    Call the emergency service line, then hanging up. :smiley:
  • bobtater1
    bobtater1 Posts: 172 Member
    Pissed on a electric fence on a dare and then spent my life until I got married wondering if I would have kids. Luckily everthing worked out. ;)
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Pulled a Vaporizer over on myself when I was 3. Spent the next 6 months in the hospital. Half of it in the burn ward. Now I have scars over a large part of the left side of my body.