Help me choose a tattoo

dirtnap63

And save my marriage. Basically my wife has told me she thinks tattoos on a man are hot (she's not alone, I know) and that if I want to turn her on I need to get tattoo. I asked her what I should get but she told me that if she has to choose it would detract from the hotness factor. She's given me a week to get a tattoo or she's going to start divorce proceedings. However I can't think of what I want printed on my body for the rest of my life. I'm at my wits end.
Please help me choose something and make my wife want me again.

homerjspartan

Don't get your wife and kid's names, like I did. Your girlfriend gets dstracted having to look a them all the time.

LauraMacNCheese

How bout a Hello Kitty on the forehead...

tehboxingkitteh

Butterfly tramp stamp.

AJ_G

And save my marriage. Basically my wife has told me she thinks tattoos on a man are hot (she's not alone, I know) and that if I want to turn her on I need to get tattoo. I asked her what I should get but she told me that if she has to choose it would detract from the hotness factor. She's given me a week to get a tattoo or she's going to start divorce proceedings. However I can't think of what I want printed on my body for the rest of my life. I'm at my wits end.
Please help me choose something and make my wife want me again.

To be honest, if your wife has given you the ultimatum of getting a tattoo or divorce, that's not a good sign for the future of your marriage. If this is the case, then the lack of a tattoo is not the sole problem in your marriage, so don't expect to get a tattoo and all the sudden everything will be fine...

_Tink_

Butterfly tramp stamp.

FTW!

JustAboutDelicious_wechanged

You're welcome

skullshank

MFP 4 LYFE

homerjspartan

Looney Tunes stuff is popular.

catneon

And save my marriage. Basically my wife has told me she thinks tattoos on a man are hot (she's not alone, I know) and that if I want to turn her on I need to get tattoo. I asked her what I should get but she told me that if she has to choose it would detract from the hotness factor. She's given me a week to get a tattoo or she's going to start divorce proceedings. However I can't think of what I want printed on my body for the rest of my life. I'm at my wits end.
Please help me choose something and make my wife want me again.

To be honest, if your wife has given you the ultimatum of getting a tattoo or divorce, that's not a good sign for the future of your marriage. If this is the case, then the lack of a tattoo is not the sole problem in your marriage, so don't expect to get a tattoo and all the sudden everything will be fine...

Well that's good advice right there!

Just get her name tattooed across your chest that should do the trick!
You're welcome!

__delete

Tattoo your junk to look like a snake.

TK266

This would be epic.

Lone_Wolf70

Get a ball and chain and say "baby its you!"

dirtnap63

And save my marriage. Basically my wife has told me she thinks tattoos on a man are hot (she's not alone, I know) and that if I want to turn her on I need to get tattoo. I asked her what I should get but she told me that if she has to choose it would detract from the hotness factor. She's given me a week to get a tattoo or she's going to start divorce proceedings. However I can't think of what I want printed on my body for the rest of my life. I'm at my wits end.
Please help me choose something and make my wife want me again.

To be honest, if your wife has given you the ultimatum of getting a tattoo or divorce, that's not a good sign for the future of your marriage. If this is the case, then the lack of a tattoo is not the sole problem in your marriage, so don't expect to get a tattoo and all the sudden everything will be fine...

Why do you have to be so hurtful? If you aren't willing to make a helpful suggestion please stay out of my topic.

TyTy76

You should get "I The US" across your chest

JustAboutDelicious_wechanged

And save my marriage. Basically my wife has told me she thinks tattoos on a man are hot (she's not alone, I know) and that if I want to turn her on I need to get tattoo. I asked her what I should get but she told me that if she has to choose it would detract from the hotness factor. She's given me a week to get a tattoo or she's going to start divorce proceedings. However I can't think of what I want printed on my body for the rest of my life. I'm at my wits end.
Please help me choose something and make my wife want me again.

To be honest, if your wife has given you the ultimatum of getting a tattoo or divorce, that's not a good sign for the future of your marriage. If this is the case, then the lack of a tattoo is not the sole problem in your marriage, so don't expect to get a tattoo and all the sudden everything will be fine...

Why do you have to be so hurtful? If you aren't willing to make a helpful suggestion please stay out of my topic.

When she dumps you can I have her?

trogalicious

blbasham

And save my marriage. Basically my wife has told me she thinks tattoos on a man are hot (she's not alone, I know) and that if I want to turn her on I need to get tattoo. I asked her what I should get but she told me that if she has to choose it would detract from the hotness factor. She's given me a week to get a tattoo or she's going to start divorce proceedings. However I can't think of what I want printed on my body for the rest of my life. I'm at my wits end.
Please help me choose something and make my wife want me again.

To be honest, if your wife has given you the ultimatum of getting a tattoo or divorce, that's not a good sign for the future of your marriage. If this is the case, then the lack of a tattoo is not the sole problem in your marriage, so don't expect to get a tattoo and all the sudden everything will be fine...

THIS!!

laserturkey

http://static.tumblr.com/eh385u2/9bTlonj94/sons-of-anarchy.jpg

OR

You could get "YES, DEAR." in big, black, gothic letters across your shoulders.

MexicanOsmosis

And save my marriage. Basically my wife has told me she thinks tattoos on a man are hot (she's not alone, I know) and that if I want to turn her on I need to get tattoo. I asked her what I should get but she told me that if she has to choose it would detract from the hotness factor. She's given me a week to get a tattoo or she's going to start divorce proceedings. However I can't think of what I want printed on my body for the rest of my life. I'm at my wits end.
Please help me choose something and make my wife want me again.

To be honest, if your wife has given you the ultimatum of getting a tattoo or divorce, that's not a good sign for the future of your marriage. If this is the case, then the lack of a tattoo is not the sole problem in your marriage, so don't expect to get a tattoo and all the sudden everything will be fine...

Why do you have to be so hurtful? If you aren't willing to make a helpful suggestion please stay out of my topic.

Well, the truth does hurt sometimes.