Help me choose a tattoo

trogalicious

I'm not trying to be hurtful (and neither was the other poster), but it really sounds like there are other issues in the marriage.

If YOU want a tattoo for YOU then do it.... if it is only for her, then do NOT do it!

That being said, if you decide to do the tattoo then do something fun with no names at all unless it is your children(s) name(s).

Do you really think our children's names would make her want to hump me more often?

Just add a new name.

"This is a goal. We need to make this baby happen"

This would be good if she hadn't made me get a vasectomy already. Damn.

"Maybe it didn't work"

HSokol

Honestly I think mariage counseling would better help your marriage than a tat. Plus a tatoo is something that YOU should want to get for and on yourself, not motivated by anotherperson and an ultimatum.

Caged_Heat

I refuse to help since you declined my Friend Request... :grumble:

dirtnap63

I'm not trying to be hurtful (and neither was the other poster), but it really sounds like there are other issues in the marriage.

If YOU want a tattoo for YOU then do it.... if it is only for her, then do NOT do it!

That being said, if you decide to do the tattoo then do something fun with no names at all unless it is your children(s) name(s).

Do you really think our children's names would make her want to hump me more often?

Just add a new name.

"This is a goal. We need to make this baby happen"

This would be good if she hadn't made me get a vasectomy already. Damn.

"Maybe it didn't work"

Good point. Our second child was conceived after my surgery, so maybe there's a chance!

Contrarian

As long as it is tastefully done, includes at least one swear word, and is either on your face or your neck, I don't think it matters.

odusgolp

Oh my.....

Contrarian

Oh my.....

I wonder what that guy wants people to call him. I guess we'll never know...

Mother_Superior

But what if his wife's name isn't Brenda?

OP My vote is for Mr. Cool ICE.

billsica

What about something extreme?



Or, I know this is a chick, but you could go all in.

Barbellerella

Does she like Justin Beiber?

TdaniT

And save my marriage. Basically my wife has told me she thinks tattoos on a man are hot (she's not alone, I know) and that if I want to turn her on I need to get tattoo. I asked her what I should get but she told me that if she has to choose it would detract from the hotness factor. She's given me a week to get a tattoo or she's going to start divorce proceedings. However I can't think of what I want printed on my body for the rest of my life. I'm at my wits end.
Please help me choose something and make my wife want me again.

Really? I seriously hope this is a joke....

littlelaura

Don't get a tattoo for the wife, get one for you. But if you want to honor your wife try this:
An OWL tattoo with the quote "Owl Love You Forever" underneath. Makes a great arm sleeve tattoo as well.










or just do something wild/weird like an eyeball saying you only have eyes for her lol

LassoOfTruth

I can't tell if you're being really sarcastic, or if this is a real question. :huh:

LassoOfTruth

Does she like Justin Beiber?

I'm blind. :noway:

dirtnap63

Or, I know this is a chick, but you could go all in.

This is good, but I'm not sure I could pull off that shade of lipstick.

LauraMacNCheese

Does she like Justin Beiber?

He's trying to get laid...not turn his wife off from sex entirely...geez...

Now, where's my brain bleach so I can try to erase this image from my memory banks?

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

The words "Nothing Lasts Forever"? Your first lover's name? One of these?





I bet those would surprise her! PAnties would be out of there in no time!

K_Serz

I'm not trying to be hurtful (and neither was the other poster), but it really sounds like there are other issues in the marriage.

If YOU want a tattoo for YOU then do it.... if it is only for her, then do NOT do it!

That being said, if you decide to do the tattoo then do something fun with no names at all unless it is your children(s) name(s).

Do you really think our children's names would make her want to hump me more often?

I have that (my kids names), but I got them for me not for anyone else.

Usually people get tattoos regarding things they are interested in or are fond of. You didnt give us much background to work with. What are you into, what do you think is cool?

Iron_Lotus

The words "Nothing Lasts Forever"? Your first lover's name? One of these?





I bet those would surprise her! PAnties would be out of there in no time!

How does one mount one of these?