What's the pettiest reason that would make you stop dating someone?

cee134
cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
(I shouldn't have to say this, but I will for clarification: It can not be, in any way, about another MFP member)

It can be a real reason that happened to you.
It can be a reason you imagine would stop you from continuing to date a person.

A petty reason, for example, would be:

I broke up with a girl/guy because the way she/he ate salad made me uncomfortable. She/He was pretty much attacking it, chewing with a lot of fervor, and making eye contact while she/he ate it.

or

If someone told me I was cutting green peppers the wrong way... Especially if I was doing it a way that Gordon Ramsay does it, but with fewer steps.
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  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
    I would break up with a girl if when she farted it smelled as though something had crawled up in her and died and it hadn't left her yet.
  • strshllw84
    strshllw84 Posts: 256 Member
    edited March 2017
    strshllw84 wrote: »
    Tiny hands.
    Good reason. They also say things about shoe size lower than 9 :smiley:

    Lol... Nothing to do with anything other than hands.
    Little hands on a guy creep me the hell out. :D
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    She's gotta have good to great taste in shoes; not expensive taste, just stylish.
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    a girl with big nostrils it's a turn off for me.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    She's gotta have good to great taste in shoes; not expensive taste, just stylish.

    Hey there ;)

    I am lying. The shoes in my pp are the coolest ones I've got....

    cool enough!
  • JukeboxHeroine
    JukeboxHeroine Posts: 348 Member
    I once stopped dating a girl because she carried a gun in her purse... Lol

    My idiot BFF set me up with her (his girlfriends friend) and he new about the gun...

    I was like, you prick you sent me out on a date with a girl who had a freaking gun in her purse... And didn't tell me?

    We laugh about it now, pretty funny... But she was either going to get me shot or shoot me herself, we were 17... Fun times

    I carry a gun in my bag. Granted I'm 33 not 17 and I've been trained to use and have a license to carry.

    Bad hygiene ( i don't think that's petty though)

    Not liking animals/pets

    Smacking when eating
  • strshllw84
    strshllw84 Posts: 256 Member
    bbell1985 wrote: »
    I'd break up with a guy if he grew a goattee.

    Went on a date with a guy with a longish soul patch. I caught him several times curling his lower lip inward and running the soul patch under his teeth. Like he was sucking on it. Weirded me the eff out.
    No second date.

    I have seen guys do that, that is so gross! :s
  • brxtt
    brxtt Posts: 23 Member
    bbell1985 wrote: »
    I'd break up with a guy if he grew a goattee.

    Went on a date with a guy with a longish soul patch. I caught him several times curling his lower lip inward and running the soul patch under his teeth. Like he was sucking on it. Weirded me the eff out.
    No second date.


    Ewww oh my gosh! Barf.
  • JeromeBarry1
    JeromeBarry1 Posts: 10,179 Member
    This is the voice of hard-won experience talking. I would stop dating someone if I discovered that said someone was alive.
  • eggdev
    eggdev Posts: 28 Member
    I eased out of a situation just because of the way she walked.
    I know! I feel bad about it.
  • eggdev
    eggdev Posts: 28 Member
    strshllw84 wrote: »
    Tiny hands.

    and...
  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
    strshllw84 wrote: »
    strshllw84 wrote: »
    Tiny hands.
    Good reason. They also say things about shoe size lower than 9 :smiley:

    Lol... Nothing to do with anything other than hands.
    Little hands on a guy creep me the hell out. :D

    You know what they say about guys with small hands though, right?
    They wear small gloves.
  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
    a girl with big nostrils it's a turn off for me.

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  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    If they are too into PDA. I don't mind hand holding, light touches and brief kisses, but do NOT devour my face in a public place. It is tacky and makes other people very uncomfortable

    why do I have a feeling you would do something like this to couples? :smiley:

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  • JukeboxHeroine
    JukeboxHeroine Posts: 348 Member
    tjiddy wrote: »
    Too slow to answer their kik messages

    Not petty at all.... wait, what's Kik?
  • JukeboxHeroine
    JukeboxHeroine Posts: 348 Member
    edited March 2017
    tjiddy wrote: »
    tjiddy wrote: »
    Too slow to answer their kik messages

    Not petty at all.... wait, what's Kik?

    I have no idea. I just heard that and I'm a repeater.

    Cue dramatic music* So you say....
  • strshllw84
    strshllw84 Posts: 256 Member
    subcounter wrote: »
    strshllw84 wrote: »
    strshllw84 wrote: »
    Tiny hands.
    Good reason. They also say things about shoe size lower than 9 :smiley:

    Lol... Nothing to do with anything other than hands.
    Little hands on a guy creep me the hell out. :D

    You know what they say about guys with small hands though, right?
    They wear small gloves.

    Lol
  • strshllw84
    strshllw84 Posts: 256 Member
    eggdev wrote: »
    strshllw84 wrote: »
    Tiny hands.

    and...

    Annnnd have you ever seen a full grown man with dainty little girl hands....