Cell reset diet
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stanmann571 wrote: »Rebecca0224 wrote: »stanmann571 wrote: »Lets see. "De-acidify your body" woo... your body is naturally acidic.. and should stay that way.“white week”
Remember, you have to eat 4 meals a day. Don’t skip any of them.
Right when you wake up, drink 300ml of cold herbal tea Herbaslim with 1 packet of Aktivize Oxyplus and 3 capsules of ProShape Amino
10-15 minutes later, eat 2 eggs boiled or scrambled eggs.
Make sure not to add any salt!
Noon /afternoon, evening:
150g of chicken/turkey/tofu (without salt, boiled, baked, roasted, no salt)
200g of fish (without salt, boiled, baked, roasted, no salt)
Please keep in mind, you can choose whatever protein you like for lunch, dinner but remember to only eat 2 eggs max a day.
After each meal, drink water with 1 packet of Restorate.
Take once again 3 capsules of ProShape Amino at noon.
HP LC/LF
High Protein/Low Carb/Low Fat/Low sodium
I'd bet between Keto and low sodium water weight losses, a 200 lb person drops 6+ Pounds week one...
This ^^^. Also, with the low sodium requirements on this 'diet', you are pretty much guaranteed to get the 'keto flu' (unless their supplements contain a large amount of salt). That much of a water flush will cause you to lose a lot of salt and other electrolytes that first week, making you feel like a sun-bleached dog turd - of course, that might be the desired result so that they can say, 'look you feel like crap because your body is flushing all of the toxins out and it will pass' (I am such a cynic!
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This makes so much sense and they say it's your body going through withdrawal from the bad scary stuff in food.
What "bad scary stuff" is in food?
Toxins and processed chemicals
Again, please name one toxin in food.
Dihydrogen monoxide kills almost as many people every year as heart disease... It's the top ingredient in Antifreeze and the FDA lets Companies put it in our orange juice.18 -
OMG... I think they put it in iced tea, too. And... and swimming pools!4
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estherdragonbat wrote: »OMG... I think they put it in iced tea, too. And... and swimming pools!
Think of the children.6 -
stanmann571 wrote: »Rebecca0224 wrote: »stanmann571 wrote: »Lets see. "De-acidify your body" woo... your body is naturally acidic.. and should stay that way.“white week”
Remember, you have to eat 4 meals a day. Don’t skip any of them.
Right when you wake up, drink 300ml of cold herbal tea Herbaslim with 1 packet of Aktivize Oxyplus and 3 capsules of ProShape Amino
10-15 minutes later, eat 2 eggs boiled or scrambled eggs.
Make sure not to add any salt!
Noon /afternoon, evening:
150g of chicken/turkey/tofu (without salt, boiled, baked, roasted, no salt)
200g of fish (without salt, boiled, baked, roasted, no salt)
Please keep in mind, you can choose whatever protein you like for lunch, dinner but remember to only eat 2 eggs max a day.
After each meal, drink water with 1 packet of Restorate.
Take once again 3 capsules of ProShape Amino at noon.
HP LC/LF
High Protein/Low Carb/Low Fat/Low sodium
I'd bet between Keto and low sodium water weight losses, a 200 lb person drops 6+ Pounds week one...
This ^^^. Also, with the low sodium requirements on this 'diet', you are pretty much guaranteed to get the 'keto flu' (unless their supplements contain a large amount of salt). That much of a water flush will cause you to lose a lot of salt and other electrolytes that first week, making you feel like a sun-bleached dog turd - of course, that might be the desired result so that they can say, 'look you feel like crap because your body is flushing all of the toxins out and it will pass' (I am such a cynic! ).
This makes so much sense and they say it's your body going through withdrawal from the bad scary stuff in food.
What "bad scary stuff" is in food?
Toxins and processed chemicals
Again, please name one toxin in food.
Sugarz but not the natural kind, the kind that grow naturally but then we remove it and put it in something else which makes it poison. It is true cause I herd it on the interwebz.8 -
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Just trying to imagine what the implications of "resetting" cells would mean to a human body.
Most likely this ends in death.6 -
stanmann571 wrote: »Rebecca0224 wrote: »stanmann571 wrote: »Lets see. "De-acidify your body" woo... your body is naturally acidic.. and should stay that way.“white week”
Remember, you have to eat 4 meals a day. Don’t skip any of them.
Right when you wake up, drink 300ml of cold herbal tea Herbaslim with 1 packet of Aktivize Oxyplus and 3 capsules of ProShape Amino
10-15 minutes later, eat 2 eggs boiled or scrambled eggs.
Make sure not to add any salt!
Noon /afternoon, evening:
150g of chicken/turkey/tofu (without salt, boiled, baked, roasted, no salt)
200g of fish (without salt, boiled, baked, roasted, no salt)
Please keep in mind, you can choose whatever protein you like for lunch, dinner but remember to only eat 2 eggs max a day.
After each meal, drink water with 1 packet of Restorate.
Take once again 3 capsules of ProShape Amino at noon.
HP LC/LF
High Protein/Low Carb/Low Fat/Low sodium
I'd bet between Keto and low sodium water weight losses, a 200 lb person drops 6+ Pounds week one...
This ^^^. Also, with the low sodium requirements on this 'diet', you are pretty much guaranteed to get the 'keto flu' (unless their supplements contain a large amount of salt). That much of a water flush will cause you to lose a lot of salt and other electrolytes that first week, making you feel like a sun-bleached dog turd - of course, that might be the desired result so that they can say, 'look you feel like crap because your body is flushing all of the toxins out and it will pass' (I am such a cynic! ).
This makes so much sense and they say it's your body going through withdrawal from the bad scary stuff in food.
What "bad scary stuff" is in food?
Toxins and processed chemicals
Again, please name one toxin in food.
Sugarz but not the natural kind, the kind that grow naturally but then we remove it and put it in something else which makes it poison. It is true cause I herd it on the interwebz.
Also, fiberz, but not the natural ones like you find in vegetables, but the unnatural ones like you find in bread, because they have been baked. I have also heard this on the interwebz. I can't remember what site though.
IMPORTANT DISCLOSURE: THE ABOVE STATEMENT IS INTENDED TO BE SARCASM. IT DOES NOT REPRESENT, AND MAY NOT BE REPRESENTED TO REPRESENT, THE POSTER'S ACTUAL POSITION ON FIBERZ AND THEIR ROLE IN NUTRITIONZ.8 -
stanmann571 wrote: »estherdragonbat wrote: »OMG... I think they put it in iced tea, too. And... and swimming pools!
Think of the children.
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I'm gonna name a "toxin" food..............................liver. Blech. It's noxious.
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Kickboxing Certified Instructor
Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
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Two boiled or scrambled eggs ONLY. Poached eggs are right out. If you eat fried eggs (in the same amount of cooking oil you'd use for the scrambled eggs, btw), your cells will reset but in a totally different way than they would if you'd just followed the correct directions. You never want to do a factory reset on your cells, people!6
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I'm gonna name a "toxin" food..............................liver. Blech. It's noxious.
A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
IDEA Fitness member
Kickboxing Certified Instructor
Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
Bite your tongue (which is my opinion is a much more noxious food than liver). 1 -
stanmann571 wrote: »stanmann571 wrote: »Rebecca0224 wrote: »stanmann571 wrote: »Lets see. "De-acidify your body" woo... your body is naturally acidic.. and should stay that way.“white week”
Remember, you have to eat 4 meals a day. Don’t skip any of them.
Right when you wake up, drink 300ml of cold herbal tea Herbaslim with 1 packet of Aktivize Oxyplus and 3 capsules of ProShape Amino
10-15 minutes later, eat 2 eggs boiled or scrambled eggs.
Make sure not to add any salt!
Noon /afternoon, evening:
150g of chicken/turkey/tofu (without salt, boiled, baked, roasted, no salt)
200g of fish (without salt, boiled, baked, roasted, no salt)
Please keep in mind, you can choose whatever protein you like for lunch, dinner but remember to only eat 2 eggs max a day.
After each meal, drink water with 1 packet of Restorate.
Take once again 3 capsules of ProShape Amino at noon.
HP LC/LF
High Protein/Low Carb/Low Fat/Low sodium
I'd bet between Keto and low sodium water weight losses, a 200 lb person drops 6+ Pounds week one...
This ^^^. Also, with the low sodium requirements on this 'diet', you are pretty much guaranteed to get the 'keto flu' (unless their supplements contain a large amount of salt). That much of a water flush will cause you to lose a lot of salt and other electrolytes that first week, making you feel like a sun-bleached dog turd - of course, that might be the desired result so that they can say, 'look you feel like crap because your body is flushing all of the toxins out and it will pass' (I am such a cynic! ).
This makes so much sense and they say it's your body going through withdrawal from the bad scary stuff in food.
What "bad scary stuff" is in food?
Toxins and processed chemicals
Again, please name one toxin in food.
Dihydrogen monoxide kills almost as many people every year as heart disease... It's the top ingredient in Antifreeze and the FDA lets Companies put it in our orange juice.
Word!
Did you know you can get the MSDS and other important safety information about DHMO here (for real):
http://dhmo.org
Tell all your friends and share on all social networks, before it's too late!2 -
bamakaitlyn wrote: »Has anyone tried the cell reset diet? If so pros and cons
No. And I wouldn't.
It will make your wallet lighter, but not your body . . . or at least it wouldn't do the latter any more quickly, healthily or effectively than eating normal, nutritious foods you enjoy and find filling, while consuming 500 or so fewer calories daily than you burn through daily life and exercise (which is optional for weight loss, but good for health).
I recommend reading the "Success Stories" forum here for a while: You'll learn a lot about how people lose weight in real life, rather than in deceptive advertising claims.
I'm not being dismissive or cruel, truly: I just want you to achieve your weight goal, and maintain it, while staying vibrant, healthy, and strong. Best wishes!5 -
cwolfman13 wrote: »Just the name sets off the woo alarms!
Care to explain what it is and how it's supposed to work?
I was going to say that all these names of various plans and whatnot crack me up and I don't know how anyone can actually take these things seriously.
OP...if it sounds like woo, it's probably woo...if you're going through things and things seem to be getting more an more complicated then this is a clear indication that you are on the wrong path...weight loss may not be easy, but it is simple...when things get so complicated that your head is spinning then you know you're not in the right place.
Yeah . . . why do so many of these involve supplements or exercises named with misspelled normal words, or with random capital letters or sounded-out numbers some where in the middle, or both?
Activ8! NRgize! MaxCardio! NutRichen! BStrong!
Am I ripped yet? Am I? Huh?4 -
This is a German company trying break into the Diet Grifter market in the US. (I mean, who wouldn't--the potential is limitless.
They were at a race I attended a couple of months ago. The women were actual German natives--like we don't have enough diet scammers of our own.
All I could think of was a play on words "German Woo Girls".2 -
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This is a German company trying break into the Diet Grifter market in the US. (I mean, who wouldn't--the potential is limitless.
They were at a race I attended a couple of months ago. The women were actual German natives--like we don't have enough diet scammers of our own.
All I could think of was a play on words "German Woo Girls".
I'm embarrassed that I got this joke.3 -
Look muchacho,
Youre going to be able to find 'bad' in all foods: salads, chicken, pizza, ice cream, you name it. Its youre attitude toward food, defining its contents as 'bad' and 'scary' thatS really scarry. Food is what we need to survive…,
Other things you're going to be able to find 'bad' in foods include organophosphate pesticides, PBDE flame retardants and phthalates. Particularly if you're in the US or Canada where the FDA requirements aren't as strict as they are in other places. Enjoy, muchacho!
This would give food babe nightmares, lol1 -
Ooooh sounds interesting...does this involve posting selfies with shakes in hand on social media? I'm so in if it does!5 -
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Ooooh sounds interesting...does this involve posting selfies with shakes in hand on social media? I'm so in if it does!
oopsie. I just realized I typed ELLM when it is supposed to be The ELMM Diet. Yes selfies with shakes (or in my case wine) in hand is a requirement. each selfie makes you lose 1 additional lb.4 -
stanmann571 wrote: »estherdragonbat wrote: »OMG... I think they put it in iced tea, too. And... and swimming pools!
Think of the children.
....urinating in the pool6 -
I'm a mom of 3 and after my daughter i got up to 225 I'm down to 157 but i cant seem to loose the last . I'm naturally curvy and i love that but just so insecure over this pooch i feel I'm stuck with ( its not loose skin tho) i hide it well thank goodness. I eat veggies and protein no carbs and no dairy. I occasionally attend t tittle fitness ( boxing) but my body always feel like i got ran over by a train and then i stop going. So cell reset is not good according to everyone's comments. Thanks so much for all the replies i sometimes feel alone in my journey to get my body back after having babies.2
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Confused at why some people say think of the children me getting my self heathy is good for my children, was just wanting advise on it that's all so thanks for that .0
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bamakaitlyn wrote: »I'm a mom of 3 and after my daughter i got up to 225 I'm down to 157 but i cant seem to loose the last . I'm naturally curvy and i love that but just so insecure over this pooch i feel I'm stuck with ( its not loose skin tho) i hide it well thank goodness. I eat veggies and protein no carbs and no dairy. I occasionally attend t tittle fitness ( boxing) but my body always feel like i got ran over by a train and then i stop going. So cell reset is not good according to everyone's comments. Thanks so much for all the replies i sometimes feel alone in my journey to get my body back after having babies.
Congrats on your success so far! Hang around here, read the success stories and you'll get a lot of information and support.
And, honestly, people were just having a little fun in this thread. Questions are constantly asked about "X diet" and the truth is they all work the same no matter what they say. You take in less calories than you burn and you lose weight. You don't have to pay for a program or a book, MFP is free. Just start logging your food (get a food scale if you don't have one) and you'll get the hang of it.
Best of luck to you!4 -
stanmann571 wrote: »Lets see. "De-acidify your body" woo... your body is naturally acidic.. and should stay that way.“white week”
Remember, you have to eat 4 meals a day. Don’t skip any of them.
Right when you wake up, drink 300ml of cold herbal tea Herbaslim with 1 packet of Aktivize Oxyplus and 3 capsules of ProShape Amino
10-15 minutes later, eat 2 eggs boiled or scrambled eggs.
Make sure not to add any salt!
Noon /afternoon, evening:
150g of chicken/turkey/tofu (without salt, boiled, baked, roasted, no salt)
200g of fish (without salt, boiled, baked, roasted, no salt)
Please keep in mind, you can choose whatever protein you like for lunch, dinner but remember to only eat 2 eggs max a day.
After each meal, drink water with 1 packet of Restorate.
Take once again 3 capsules of ProShape Amino at noon.
HP LC/LF
High Protein/Low Carb/Low Fat/Low sodium
I'd bet between Keto and low sodium water weight losses, a 200 lb person drops 6+ Pounds week one...
...making you feel like a sun-bleached dog turd...
Sounds delightful. Where do I sign up?3 -
bamakaitlyn wrote: »Confused at why some people say think of the children me getting my self heathy is good for my children, was just wanting advise on it that's all so thanks for that .
It's a joke.4 -
Reset code: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, select, start. Nevermind that's the Konami code for Contra.6
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bamakaitlyn wrote: »I'm a mom of 3 and after my daughter i got up to 225 I'm down to 157 but i cant seem to loose the last . I'm naturally curvy and i love that but just so insecure over this pooch i feel I'm stuck with ( its not loose skin tho) i hide it well thank goodness. I eat veggies and protein no carbs and no dairy. I occasionally attend t tittle fitness ( boxing) but my body always feel like i got ran over by a train and then i stop going. So cell reset is not good according to everyone's comments. Thanks so much for all the replies i sometimes feel alone in my journey to get my body back after having babies.
You certainly aren't alone. There are lots of us on the same journey and lots of good help on this sight. Also, weight loss is entirely about energy balance which means only 1 thing causes weight loss and that is a calorie deficit, period. Also, congratulations on your great progress so far. As far as getting a really flat stomach, just maintain a modest calorie deficit and ideally add in some strength training. The combination works wonders.bamakaitlyn wrote: »Confused at why some people say think of the children me getting my self heathy is good for my children, was just wanting advise on it that's all so thanks for that .
Just messing around since your question was already answered.3
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