Has a bird ever pooped on you?

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  • gothchiq
    gothchiq Posts: 4,590 Member
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    It has happened. I was displeased. MFP automatically substitutes *kitten*.
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
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    LOL, no. But we often think my father has a target attached to him - viewable only from above.
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
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    rebeccachobat wrote: »
    Are all of you writing kitten instead of the swear word or is that how myfitnesspal chooses to censor their forum? either way, it's hilarious :)

    I have no idea what the *puppy* you're talking about.
  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
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    Had a bird poop on a cracker I was about to put in my mouth! Yep, stopped in time.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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    @tuckerrj wrote: »
    Had a bird poop on a cracker I was about to put in my mouth! Yep, stopped in time.
    ok, that is just gross!
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    I was at day camp, we were sitting outside and a bird *kitten* on a radio that was beside me and it splattered into my eye.
  • RastaLousGirl
    RastaLousGirl Posts: 2,119 Member
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    Not yet for me, but with the way my life is going... I am sure it will happen soon. Watch a seagull do it during our nuptials.
  • not_a_runner
    not_a_runner Posts: 1,343 Member
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    I was waiting for my new kindergarten teacher to visit me at my house (because apparently that was a thing back then) and a bird pooped on my shoulder.


    There was also an incident when a teacher was coming to my house because I was friends with their kid, and I peed my pants right before they arrived.

    I'm seeing a trend here............. :|
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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    @Vikka_V wrote: »
    I was at day camp, we were sitting outside and a bird *kitten* on a radio that was beside me and it splattered into my eye.

    Sounds like you have an eye for poop.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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    @Motorsheen I know you have a story to share.
  • AmberSpamber
    AmberSpamber Posts: 391 Member
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    Yes! A seagull pooped on my arm at the beach. It looked like a blob of sand! You can tell what his diet was!
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
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    Yes but I'm pretty sure I deserved it. I was being a major *kitten* that day. Thanks karma!
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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    @AmberSpamber wrote: »
    Yes! A seagull pooped on my arm at the beach. It looked like a blob of sand! You can tell what his diet was!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wgn9fAymS2g
  • WanderingRivers
    WanderingRivers Posts: 612 Member
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    Not me but my husband got pooped on by a bird on our wedding day.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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    @KurumiSophia wrote: »
    Not me but my husband got pooped on by a bird on our wedding day.

    Are you sure it wasn't your mother?
  • WanderingRivers
    WanderingRivers Posts: 612 Member
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    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    @KurumiSophia wrote: »
    Not me but my husband got pooped on by a bird on our wedding day.

    Are you sure it wasn't your mother?

    Nope. She wasn't there. We were standing outside what was a Borders bookstore when it happened.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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    @TresaAswegan wrote: »
    I was waiting for my new kindergarten teacher to visit me at my house (because apparently that was a thing back then) and a bird pooped on my shoulder.


    There was also an incident when a teacher was coming to my house because I was friends with their kid, and I peed my pants right before they arrived.

    I'm seeing a trend here............. :|

    Well, apparently it was so traumatic that you deactivated your account here.
  • Jimb376mfp
    Jimb376mfp Posts: 6,232 Member
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    Over fifty years ago but I remember it!

    I was one of a large group of Catholic altar boys wearing a white surplices at an outdoor Mass at the local baseball stadium.

    The pigeons flew over us leaving huge purple poop stains on our white surplices ihoq2r3ncqsv.jpg
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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    @Jimb376mfp wrote: »
    Over fifty years ago but I remember it!

    I was one of a large group of Catholic altar boys wearing a white surplices at an outdoor Mass at the local baseball stadium.

    The pigeons flew over us leaving huge purple poop stains on our white surplices ihoq2r3ncqsv.jpg

    Are you sure it wasn't something from the priest?

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