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    Has a bird ever pooped on you?

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    • Posts: 3,836 Member
      @Motorsheen I know you have a story to share.
    • Posts: 391 Member
      Yes! A seagull pooped on my arm at the beach. It looked like a blob of sand! You can tell what his diet was!
    • Posts: 5,065 Member
      Yes but I'm pretty sure I deserved it. I was being a major *kitten* that day. Thanks karma!
    • Posts: 3,836 Member
      @AmberSpamber wrote: »
      Yes! A seagull pooped on my arm at the beach. It looked like a blob of sand! You can tell what his diet was!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wgn9fAymS2g
    • Posts: 612 Member
      Not me but my husband got pooped on by a bird on our wedding day.
    • Posts: 3,836 Member
      edited August 2017
      @KurumiSophia wrote: »
      Not me but my husband got pooped on by a bird on our wedding day.

      Are you sure it wasn't your mother?
    • Posts: 612 Member
      SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
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      Are you sure it wasn't your mother?

      Nope. She wasn't there. We were standing outside what was a Borders bookstore when it happened.
    • Posts: 3,836 Member
      @TresaAswegan wrote: »
      I was waiting for my new kindergarten teacher to visit me at my house (because apparently that was a thing back then) and a bird pooped on my shoulder.


      There was also an incident when a teacher was coming to my house because I was friends with their kid, and I peed my pants right before they arrived.

      I'm seeing a trend here............. :|

      Well, apparently it was so traumatic that you deactivated your account here.
    • Posts: 6,236 Member
      Over fifty years ago but I remember it!

      I was one of a large group of Catholic altar boys wearing a white surplices at an outdoor Mass at the local baseball stadium.

      The pigeons flew over us leaving huge purple poop stains on our white surplices ihoq2r3ncqsv.jpg
    • Posts: 3,836 Member
      @Jimb376mfp wrote: »
      Over fifty years ago but I remember it!

      I was one of a large group of Catholic altar boys wearing a white surplices at an outdoor Mass at the local baseball stadium.

      The pigeons flew over us leaving huge purple poop stains on our white surplices ihoq2r3ncqsv.jpg

      Are you sure it wasn't something from the priest?
    • Posts: 3,488 Member
      yes a few time. now when I see a bird sitting up on a wire I try to walk around them. I don't trust birds no more
    • Posts: 3,836 Member
      @michael1976_ca wrote: »
      yes a few time. now when I see a bird sitting up on a wire I try to walk around them. I don't trust birds no more

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    • Posts: 3,836 Member
      edited August 2017
      @abetterme9366 What is your experience with poop from above?
    • Posts: 838 Member
      If you are speaking of the bird of life.....yes....if you are speaking about an actual feathered beast, no .
    • Posts: 155 Member
      edited August 2017
      Unfortunately, yes. On my face. Under my right eye. Didn't see it coming, but I still remember it. I have nightmares.
    • Posts: 3,992 Member
      This whole thread just adds to my bird fear. :scream:
    • Posts: 20,506 Member
      SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
      @Motorsheen I know you have a story to share.

      actually, the birds in my neighborhood know better.....
    • Posts: 8,736 Member
      Unfortunately at Disneyworld a seagull pooped on my head
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    • Posts: 470 Member
      SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
      Share your experiences.

      No but a dog sprayed me today on my walk
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      I have no bird poop story to tell :( I feel like Im missing out. Im going to look for a flock of birds right now..
      I want a bird pooped on my head story too damnit :/
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    • Posts: 2,311 Member
      SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
      Many years ago I had a girlfriend that left me and it just devastated me. That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little run. So I ran to the end of the road. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd run to the end of town. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd just run across the county And I figured, since I run this far, maybe I'd just run across the state . And that's what I did. I ran clear across the state For no particular reason I just kept on going. I ran clear to the ocean. And when I got there, I figured, since I'd gone this far, I might as well turn around, just keep on going. When I got to another ocean, I figured, since I'd gone this far, I might as well just turn back, keep right on going.

      I had run for 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours. And during that time I got pooped on more than a few times.

      Heck
    • Posts: 3,195 Member
      SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
      Many years ago I had a girlfriend that left me and it just devastated me. That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little run. So I ran to the end of the road. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd run to the end of town. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd just run across the county And I figured, since I run this far, maybe I'd just run across the state . And that's what I did. I ran clear across the state For no particular reason I just kept on going. I ran clear to the ocean. And when I got there, I figured, since I'd gone this far, I might as well turn around, just keep on going. When I got to another ocean, I figured, since I'd gone this far, I might as well just turn back, keep right on going.

      I had run for 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours. And during that time I got pooped on more than a few times.

      Did you guys ever get back together? I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is.
    • Posts: 3,836 Member
      edited August 2017
      @WorkerDrone83 wrote: »
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      Did you guys ever get back together? I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is.

      Yes. we got married. She died of AIDS. Gave it to our son,

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    • Posts: 3,836 Member
      @forward0backward wrote: »
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      Heck

      More like "heck yea!"
    • Posts: 1,343 Member
      SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
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      Well, apparently it was so traumatic that you deactivated your account here.

      As far as I know, I'm still here...?
    • Posts: 1,386 Member
      TresaAswegan wrote: »
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      As far as I know, I'm still here...?

      Nope. You're not. lol
    • Posts: 1,343 Member
      edited August 2017
      patrick_star_trek wrote: »
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      Nope. You're not. lol

      Ohhh. I know what it is. I changed my username and apparently the forums are confused. :s

      ETA I think it's fixed now lol
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