Pettiest reason you ever broke things off with someone

km8907

Self explanatory.

Just_J_Now

Stretch marks :laugh:

Just_Mel_

He was smaller than me. I need someone who can throw me around, ya know?

km8907

He was a bad tipper and left his trash in his seat after the movies.

CTcutie

He did not know how to hang a basic $1 curtain rod (he was like 40)... so I ended it.

Just_J_Now

He slurped his coffee.

Just_J_Now

He judged people (based on looks)

Just_J_Now

abetterme9366 wrote: »

He showed up in a Ford Fiesta

LMAO! or a Prius.

Just_J_Now

He wore skinny jeans

SomebodyWakeUpHIcks

She ate her peas one at a time.

slessofme

I didn't like the way he walked.

Just_J_Now

His MFP wife found out about us.

justBreathe33

I didnt like her husband

busyPK

He walked through doors in front of me all the time

RunHardBeStrong

Chest hair sticking out of the top of his shirt. We are not talking a normal amount. This was sasquatch quality chest hair.

SomebodyWakeUpHIcks

@TeacupsAndToning wrote: »

I thought he had a weird side profile.

You should see mine in the mornings.

toned_thugs_n_harmony

He didn't know a single Tupac song.

toned_thugs_n_harmony

Also, another one was too nice to me.

JLAJ81

J_Surita3 wrote: »

He wore skinny jeans

toned_thugs_n_harmony wrote: »

Also, another one was too nice to me.

I'll never be nice to you. You are looking a little thick, get your *kitten* in the gym