Pettiest reason you ever broke things off with someone
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We need a reverse thread. I'm usually the dumpee, not the dumper.
Edit: that sounds weird and gross1 -
PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS FOR WATER ONLY, THIS WILL NOT MAKE LIFE SOFTER.caco_ethes wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »He had limescale in his toilet.
Hey! Sometimes life is hard! And water.
There are tablets for that..and for the water too.
Wait! Seriously? I mean for the water, I've got life covered
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^^also my spirit animal "British salt"2
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SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS FOR WATER ONLY, THIS WILL NOT MAKE LIFE SOFTER.caco_ethes wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »He had limescale in his toilet.
Hey! Sometimes life is hard! And water.
There are tablets for that..and for the water too.
Wait! Seriously? I mean for the water, I've got life covered
Well THAT'S my problem. I've been using the American stuff.
I won't lie, I'm ready to just put in limestone toilets.2 -
Because she was from North Dakota, and I only date women from South Dakota, or I did. Now the only way I would date someone from any Dakota is Dakota Fanning (She's 23).
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caco_ethes wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS FOR WATER ONLY, THIS WILL NOT MAKE LIFE SOFTER.caco_ethes wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »He had limescale in his toilet.
Hey! Sometimes life is hard! And water.
There are tablets for that..and for the water too.
Wait! Seriously? I mean for the water, I've got life covered
Well THAT'S my problem. I've been using the American stuff.
I won't lie, I'm ready to just put in limestone toilets.
You live in the middle of nowhere, just go outside and pee.2 -
Caporegiem wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS FOR WATER ONLY, THIS WILL NOT MAKE LIFE SOFTER.caco_ethes wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »He had limescale in his toilet.
Hey! Sometimes life is hard! And water.
There are tablets for that..and for the water too.
Wait! Seriously? I mean for the water, I've got life covered
Well THAT'S my problem. I've been using the American stuff.
I won't lie, I'm ready to just put in limestone toilets.
You live in the middle of nowhere, just go outside and pee.
IT'S COLD!0 -
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Because she didn't like my Dakota jokes.
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caco_ethes wrote: »
If that friend is from South Dakota then as many times as you want.1 -
Left my first wife, because she was sleeping with a co-worker.
Left my second wife, because she was sleeping with her personal trainer.
Left my third wife, because she was sleeping with her auto mechanic.
To be honest, the 2nd and 3rd left me.1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »We need a reverse thread. I'm usually the dumpee, not the dumper.
Edit: that sounds weird and gross
Is it petty to dump someone preemptively, so you can be the dumper and not the dumpee?
I've done that.0 -
I was 18 and I dumped him because he showed up to pick me up for a date in a windsuit and a stained white t-shirt.
At 20 I dumped a guy because he never played football and I knew more about football than he did. I'm from Texas. 'Nuff said.0 -
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caco_ethes wrote: »We need a reverse thread. I'm usually the dumpee, not the dumper.
Edit: that sounds weird and gross
Is it petty to dump someone preemptively, so you can be the dumper and not the dumpee?
I've done that.
This just seems efficient and smart.0 -
caco_ethes wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Can we all agree that lack of compatibility is not a petty reason? For example "I'm sorry, but you call it a 'center council' instead of a 'center console'. We just aren't compatible." Cut and dry case of incompatibility.
So keep it to petty things, people.
people like that are a diamond dozen.
Right? I had to nip that one in the butt. I could care less if he has a horrible personality, but if he thinks I'm going to endure listening to 'center council' all my life, he has another thing coming.
I thought it was nipped in the bud.
You know, like an early frost killed any future potential of bloom.
I thought it was couldn't care less. If you could care less.... then you could care less.0 -
Motorsheen wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Can we all agree that lack of compatibility is not a petty reason? For example "I'm sorry, but you call it a 'center council' instead of a 'center console'. We just aren't compatible." Cut and dry case of incompatibility.
So keep it to petty things, people.
people like that are a diamond dozen.
Right? I had to nip that one in the butt. I could care less if he has a horrible personality, but if he thinks I'm going to endure listening to 'center council' all my life, he has another thing coming.
I thought it was nipped in the bud.
You know, like an early frost killed any future potential of bloom.
I thought it was couldn't care less. If you could care less.... then you could care less.
Starting to see why cee avoids ladies from the Dakotas1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »We need a reverse thread. I'm usually the dumpee, not the dumper.
Edit: that sounds weird and gross
Yet enticing and somehow erotic.0 -
Motorsheen wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Can we all agree that lack of compatibility is not a petty reason? For example "I'm sorry, but you call it a 'center council' instead of a 'center console'. We just aren't compatible." Cut and dry case of incompatibility.
So keep it to petty things, people.
people like that are a diamond dozen.
Right? I had to nip that one in the butt. I could care less if he has a horrible personality, but if he thinks I'm going to endure listening to 'center council' all my life, he has another thing coming.
I thought it was nipped in the bud.
You know, like an early frost killed any future potential of bloom.
I thought it was couldn't care less. If you could care less.... then you could care less.
You probably say 'center console' too. For all intensive purposes, you're basically a savage.3 -
caco_ethes wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Can we all agree that lack of compatibility is not a petty reason? For example "I'm sorry, but you call it a 'center council' instead of a 'center console'. We just aren't compatible." Cut and dry case of incompatibility.
So keep it to petty things, people.
people like that are a diamond dozen.
Right? I had to nip that one in the butt. I could care less if he has a horrible personality, but if he thinks I'm going to endure listening to 'center council' all my life, he has another thing coming.
I thought it was nipped in the bud.
You know, like an early frost killed any future potential of bloom.
I thought it was couldn't care less. If you could care less.... then you could care less.
You probably say 'center console' too. For all intensive purposes, you're basically a savage.
True.
Quick question: Do you own a hot water heater?0 -
Motorsheen wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Can we all agree that lack of compatibility is not a petty reason? For example "I'm sorry, but you call it a 'center council' instead of a 'center console'. We just aren't compatible." Cut and dry case of incompatibility.
So keep it to petty things, people.
people like that are a diamond dozen.
Right? I had to nip that one in the butt. I could care less if he has a horrible personality, but if he thinks I'm going to endure listening to 'center council' all my life, he has another thing coming.
I thought it was nipped in the bud.
You know, like an early frost killed any future potential of bloom.
I thought it was couldn't care less. If you could care less.... then you could care less.
You probably say 'center console' too. For all intensive purposes, you're basically a savage.
True.
Quick question: Do you own a hot water heater?
What other kind is there?
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Caporegiem wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Can we all agree that lack of compatibility is not a petty reason? For example "I'm sorry, but you call it a 'center council' instead of a 'center console'. We just aren't compatible." Cut and dry case of incompatibility.
So keep it to petty things, people.
people like that are a diamond dozen.
Right? I had to nip that one in the butt. I could care less if he has a horrible personality, but if he thinks I'm going to endure listening to 'center council' all my life, he has another thing coming.
I thought it was nipped in the bud.
You know, like an early frost killed any future potential of bloom.
I thought it was couldn't care less. If you could care less.... then you could care less.
Starting to see why cee avoids ladies from the Dakotas
You saying we're all one in the same?0 -
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_har_T_Swallow wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Can we all agree that lack of compatibility is not a petty reason? For example "I'm sorry, but you call it a 'center council' instead of a 'center console'. We just aren't compatible." Cut and dry case of incompatibility.
So keep it to petty things, people.
people like that are a diamond dozen.
Right? I had to nip that one in the butt. I could care less if he has a horrible personality, but if he thinks I'm going to endure listening to 'center council' all my life, he has another thing coming.
I thought it was nipped in the bud.
You know, like an early frost killed any future potential of bloom.
I thought it was couldn't care less. If you could care less.... then you could care less.
You probably say 'center console' too. For all intensive purposes, you're basically a savage.
i have zero taller ants for phrases like that
Case and point2 -
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_har_T_Swallow wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Can we all agree that lack of compatibility is not a petty reason? For example "I'm sorry, but you call it a 'center council' instead of a 'center console'. We just aren't compatible." Cut and dry case of incompatibility.
So keep it to petty things, people.
people like that are a diamond dozen.
Right? I had to nip that one in the butt. I could care less if he has a horrible personality, but if he thinks I'm going to endure listening to 'center council' all my life, he has another thing coming.
I thought it was nipped in the bud.
You know, like an early frost killed any future potential of bloom.
I thought it was couldn't care less. If you could care less.... then you could care less.
You probably say 'center console' too. For all intensive purposes, you're basically a savage.
i have zero taller ants for phrases like that
Case and point
you're really having a feel day with this
I'm just trying to wreck havoc while I'm supposably working.3 -
Caporegiem wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Can we all agree that lack of compatibility is not a petty reason? For example "I'm sorry, but you call it a 'center council' instead of a 'center console'. We just aren't compatible." Cut and dry case of incompatibility.
So keep it to petty things, people.
people like that are a diamond dozen.
Right? I had to nip that one in the butt. I could care less if he has a horrible personality, but if he thinks I'm going to endure listening to 'center council' all my life, he has another thing coming.
I thought it was nipped in the bud.
You know, like an early frost killed any future potential of bloom.
I thought it was couldn't care less. If you could care less.... then you could care less.
Starting to see why cee avoids ladies from the Dakotas
Also.. what took you so long?
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