Pettiest reason you ever broke things off with someone

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  • GlassAngyl
    GlassAngyl Posts: 478 Member
    He was two letters short of an IQ. He made special ed look advanced.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    edited September 2017
    We need a reverse thread. I'm usually the dumpee, not the dumper.

    Edit: that sounds weird and gross
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
    He had limescale in his toilet.

    Hey! Sometimes life is hard! And water.

    There are tablets for that..and for the water too.

    Wait! Seriously? I mean for the water, I've got life covered
    PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS FOR WATER ONLY, THIS WILL NOT MAKE LIFE SOFTER.
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  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
    ^^also my spirit animal "British salt"
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
    He had limescale in his toilet.

    Hey! Sometimes life is hard! And water.

    There are tablets for that..and for the water too.

    Wait! Seriously? I mean for the water, I've got life covered
    PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS FOR WATER ONLY, THIS WILL NOT MAKE LIFE SOFTER.
    2dzcnfxb740i.jpg

    Well THAT'S my problem. I've been using the American stuff.

    I won't lie, I'm ready to just put in limestone toilets.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Because she was from North Dakota, and I only date women from South Dakota, or I did. Now the only way I would date someone from any Dakota is Dakota Fanning (She's 23).

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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
    He had limescale in his toilet.

    Hey! Sometimes life is hard! And water.

    There are tablets for that..and for the water too.

    Wait! Seriously? I mean for the water, I've got life covered
    PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS FOR WATER ONLY, THIS WILL NOT MAKE LIFE SOFTER.
    2dzcnfxb740i.jpg

    Well THAT'S my problem. I've been using the American stuff.

    I won't lie, I'm ready to just put in limestone toilets.

    You live in the middle of nowhere, just go outside and pee.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
    He had limescale in his toilet.

    Hey! Sometimes life is hard! And water.

    There are tablets for that..and for the water too.

    Wait! Seriously? I mean for the water, I've got life covered
    PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS FOR WATER ONLY, THIS WILL NOT MAKE LIFE SOFTER.
    2dzcnfxb740i.jpg

    Well THAT'S my problem. I've been using the American stuff.

    I won't lie, I'm ready to just put in limestone toilets.

    You live in the middle of nowhere, just go outside and pee.

    IT'S COLD!
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Because she was from North Dakota, and I only date women from South Dakota, or I did. Now the only way I would date someone from any Dakota is Dakota Fanning (She's 23).

    hmgbuic387hv.jpg

    THAT'S COLD!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Because she didn't like my Dakota jokes. :(
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Because she didn't like my Dakota jokes. :(

    How many times can you dump someone?

    Asking for my South Dakotan friend
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Because she didn't like my Dakota jokes. :(

    How many times can you dump someone?

    Asking for my South Dakotan friend

    If that friend is from South Dakota then as many times as you want.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
    Left my first wife, because she was sleeping with a co-worker.
    Left my second wife, because she was sleeping with her personal trainer.
    Left my third wife, because she was sleeping with her auto mechanic.

    To be honest, the 2nd and 3rd left me.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    We need a reverse thread. I'm usually the dumpee, not the dumper.

    Edit: that sounds weird and gross

    Is it petty to dump someone preemptively, so you can be the dumper and not the dumpee?
    I've done that.
  • tmoneyag99
    tmoneyag99 Posts: 480 Member
    I was 18 and I dumped him because he showed up to pick me up for a date in a windsuit and a stained white t-shirt.

    At 20 I dumped a guy because he never played football and I knew more about football than he did. I'm from Texas. 'Nuff said.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Because she didn't like my Dakota jokes. :(

    How many times can you dump someone?

    Asking for my South Dakotan friend

    If that friend is from South Dakota then as many times as you want.

    You are absolutely terrible :lol:
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    We need a reverse thread. I'm usually the dumpee, not the dumper.

    Edit: that sounds weird and gross

    Is it petty to dump someone preemptively, so you can be the dumper and not the dumpee?
    I've done that.

    This just seems efficient and smart.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    _har_T_Swallow wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Can we all agree that lack of compatibility is not a petty reason? For example "I'm sorry, but you call it a 'center council' instead of a 'center console'. We just aren't compatible." Cut and dry case of incompatibility.

    So keep it to petty things, people.

    people like that are a diamond dozen.

    Right? I had to nip that one in the butt. I could care less if he has a horrible personality, but if he thinks I'm going to endure listening to 'center council' all my life, he has another thing coming.

    I thought it was nipped in the bud.

    You know, like an early frost killed any future potential of bloom.

    I thought it was couldn't care less. If you could care less.... then you could care less.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    _har_T_Swallow wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Can we all agree that lack of compatibility is not a petty reason? For example "I'm sorry, but you call it a 'center council' instead of a 'center console'. We just aren't compatible." Cut and dry case of incompatibility.

    So keep it to petty things, people.

    people like that are a diamond dozen.

    Right? I had to nip that one in the butt. I could care less if he has a horrible personality, but if he thinks I'm going to endure listening to 'center council' all my life, he has another thing coming.

    I thought it was nipped in the bud.

    You know, like an early frost killed any future potential of bloom.

    I thought it was couldn't care less. If you could care less.... then you could care less.

    Starting to see why cee avoids ladies from the Dakotas
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    We need a reverse thread. I'm usually the dumpee, not the dumper.

    Edit: that sounds weird and gross

    Yet enticing and somehow erotic.

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