Pettiest reason you ever broke things off with someone

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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    She had a deviated septum

    How deviant we talking?
  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
    Because I just broke up with her mom
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Always wanting to know who I was talking to at all times, stalked my FB, insecure

    I'll never understand why people torture themselves this way. If you're that suspicious of someone that you need to stalk them, then walk away. It's not their job to assuage your insecurities.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    hope516 wrote: »
    He didn't like cheese. I can't have that type of negativity in my life... ;)

    Mmmmm.... Cheese......

    That's not petty, anyone that doesn't like cheese has something wrong with them!

    It's wrong, to be lactose intolerant?

    I know plenty of people that are lactose intolerant and they like cheese. They may not eat it much or at all but they still like it.
  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    She had a deviated septum

    How deviant we talking?

    I'm all for deviant septums but not a fan of deviated septums
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    I left one because she went from upbeat & overly cheerful to depressed over literally nothing. In hindsight, I think she was borderline bi-polar.

    That's not petty bro! I feel you 100%!
    I date this one girl who's split personalities had split personalities. She was a hand basket full of crazy. I would wake up at night to see her staring at me, she had those crazy eyes too which made it worse to wake up to.
    Safety first!
  • WorkerDrone83
    WorkerDrone83 Posts: 3,195 Member
    She would ask questions and then answer them instead of just making a statement.
    Was it incredibly annoying? Yes, it was.
  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
    The mole was on the wrong lip
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Can we all agree that lack of compatibility is not a petty reason? For example "I'm sorry, but you call it a 'center council' instead of a 'center console'. We just aren't compatible." Cut and dry case of incompatibility.

    So keep it to petty things, people.

    people like that are a diamond dozen.

    Right? I had to nip that one in the butt. I could care less if he has a horrible personality, but if he thinks I'm going to endure listening to 'center council' all my life, he has another thing coming.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    She had a deviated septum

    How deviant we talking?

    I'm all for deviant septums but not a fan of deviated septums

    I'll show you a deviant septum
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    I left one because she went from upbeat & overly cheerful to depressed over literally nothing. In hindsight, I think she was borderline bi-polar.

    That's not petty bro! I feel you 100%!
    I date this one girl who's split personalities had split personalities. She was a hand basket full of crazy. I would wake up at night to see her staring at me, she had those crazy eyes too which made it worse to wake up to.
    Safety first!

    the one i eventually broke up with via text used to record me sleeping because she said she liked the way i breathed at night. that it was "cute".

    You let her do it for three years first tho?
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  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    She had a deviated septum

    How deviant we talking?

    I'm all for deviant septums but not a fan of deviated septums

    I'll show you a deviant septum

    Is this a promise or a threat?
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    She had a deviated septum

    How deviant we talking?

    I'm all for deviant septums but not a fan of deviated septums

    I'll show you a deviant septum

    Is this a promise or a threat?

    That's snot for you to know just yet.
  • DWBalboa wrote: »
    I left one because she went from upbeat & overly cheerful to depressed over literally nothing. In hindsight, I think she was borderline bi-polar.

    That's not petty bro! I feel you 100%!
    I date this one girl who's split personalities had split personalities. She was a hand basket full of crazy. I would wake up at night to see her staring at me, she had those crazy eyes too which made it worse to wake up to.
    Safety first!

    the one i eventually broke up with via text used to record me sleeping because she said she liked the way i breathed at night. that it was "cute".

    That's pretty *kitten* creepy.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    I left one because she went from upbeat & overly cheerful to depressed over literally nothing. In hindsight, I think she was borderline bi-polar.

    That's not petty bro! I feel you 100%!
    I date this one girl who's split personalities had split personalities. She was a hand basket full of crazy. I would wake up at night to see her staring at me, she had those crazy eyes too which made it worse to wake up to.
    Safety first!

    the one i eventually broke up with via text used to record me sleeping because she said she liked the way i breathed at night. that it was "cute".

    Sounds like some real Tiffany chit right there.
  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    She had a deviated septum

    How deviant we talking?

    I'm all for deviant septums but not a fan of deviated septums

    I'll show you a deviant septum

    Is this a promise or a threat?

    That's snot for you to know just yet.

    But I must nose
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    She had a deviated septum

    How deviant we talking?

    I'm all for deviant septums but not a fan of deviated septums

    I'll show you a deviant septum

    Is this a promise or a threat?

    That's snot for you to know just yet.

    But I must nose

    I'm running out of nose jokes. That might've exhausted my entire repertoire.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    She had a deviated septum

    How deviant we talking?

    I'm all for deviant septums but not a fan of deviated septums

    I'll show you a deviant septum

    Is this a promise or a threat?

    That's snot for you to know just yet.

    But I must nose

    I'm running out of nose jokes. That might've exhausted my entire repertoire.

    I'm sure if you think hard enough you could sniff one out
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  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
    She was mad at me because I went to my grandfather's funeral instead of coming to see her for the weekend.
    That was very inconsiderate of you!

    @SEAHORSES4EVER I know. It really was inconsiderate of me. I'm such a horrid person. :D

    It saved me in the long run though. I had taken the semester off to work my construction job full time to be able to buy a ring & pay for the next semester or two of college. Not only was I jacked up over losing a grandparent, I walked away from a woman that I seriously loved & was completely smitten over. Whom I had intended on marrying.
    I still think about her, wonder what would have happened if that incident had not occurred & then I remember that she was a nutter in the head. Aside from being crazy as a march hare, which she did a damn good job of hiding for over a year, she was pretty awesome. I didn't go out with anyone again for years after that.

    Dude, I'm a "nutter in the head" but getting jealous that you're going to spend time saying goodbye to a dead person is *kitten* on the floor crazy! Be glad, she would have to gotten to level 5 crazy in no time.
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
    He had limescale in his toilet.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    He had limescale in his toilet.

    Hey! Sometimes life is hard! And water.
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    He had limescale in his toilet.

    Hey! Sometimes life is hard! And water.

    There are tablets for that..and for the water too.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    He had limescale in his toilet.

    Hey! Sometimes life is hard! And water.

    There are tablets for that..and for the water too.

    Wait! Seriously? I mean for the water, I've got life covered
  • GlassAngyl
    GlassAngyl Posts: 478 Member
    He was two letters short of an IQ. He made special ed look advanced.