Pettiest reason you ever broke things off with someone

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Can we all agree that lack of compatibility is not a petty reason? For example "I'm sorry, but you call it a 'center council' instead of a 'center console'. We just aren't compatible." Cut and dry case of incompatibility.

    So keep it to petty things, people.

    people like that are a diamond dozen.

    Right? I had to nip that one in the butt. I could care less if he has a horrible personality, but if he thinks I'm going to endure listening to 'center council' all my life, he has another thing coming.

    I thought it was nipped in the bud.

    You know, like an early frost killed any future potential of bloom.

    I thought it was couldn't care less. If you could care less.... then you could care less.

    You probably say 'center console' too. For all intensive purposes, you're basically a savage.

    i have zero taller ants for phrases like that

    Case and point

    you're really having a feel day with this

    I'm just trying to wreck havoc while I'm supposably working.

    What do you sell?
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Can we all agree that lack of compatibility is not a petty reason? For example "I'm sorry, but you call it a 'center council' instead of a 'center console'. We just aren't compatible." Cut and dry case of incompatibility.

    So keep it to petty things, people.

    people like that are a diamond dozen.

    Right? I had to nip that one in the butt. I could care less if he has a horrible personality, but if he thinks I'm going to endure listening to 'center council' all my life, he has another thing coming.

    I thought it was nipped in the bud.

    You know, like an early frost killed any future potential of bloom.

    I thought it was couldn't care less. If you could care less.... then you could care less.

    You probably say 'center console' too. For all intensive purposes, you're basically a savage.

    i have zero taller ants for phrases like that

    Case and point

    you're really having a feel day with this

    I'm just trying to wreck havoc while I'm supposably working.

    sometimes you just have to throw everything in but the kids NSync

    Respect. You're not even googling these like I am.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Can we all agree that lack of compatibility is not a petty reason? For example "I'm sorry, but you call it a 'center council' instead of a 'center console'. We just aren't compatible." Cut and dry case of incompatibility.

    So keep it to petty things, people.

    people like that are a diamond dozen.

    Right? I had to nip that one in the butt. I could care less if he has a horrible personality, but if he thinks I'm going to endure listening to 'center council' all my life, he has another thing coming.

    I thought it was nipped in the bud.

    You know, like an early frost killed any future potential of bloom.

    I thought it was couldn't care less. If you could care less.... then you could care less.

    You probably say 'center console' too. For all intensive purposes, you're basically a savage.

    i have zero taller ants for phrases like that

    Case and point

    you're really having a feel day with this

    I'm just trying to wreck havoc while I'm supposably working.

    What do you sell?

    Peaked your curiosity, have I?

    Ughh I can't even stand it anymore
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  • tcunbeliever
    tcunbeliever Posts: 8,219 Member
    you guys are the only things making my afternoon worth living
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Can we all agree that lack of compatibility is not a petty reason? For example "I'm sorry, but you call it a 'center council' instead of a 'center console'. We just aren't compatible." Cut and dry case of incompatibility.

    So keep it to petty things, people.

    people like that are a diamond dozen.

    Right? I had to nip that one in the butt. I could care less if he has a horrible personality, but if he thinks I'm going to endure listening to 'center council' all my life, he has another thing coming.

    I thought it was nipped in the bud.

    You know, like an early frost killed any future potential of bloom.

    I thought it was couldn't care less. If you could care less.... then you could care less.

    You probably say 'center console' too. For all intensive purposes, you're basically a savage.

    i have zero taller ants for phrases like that

    Case and point

    you're really having a feel day with this

    I'm just trying to wreck havoc while I'm supposably working.

    What do you sell?

    Peaked your curiosity, have I?

    Ughh I can't even stand it anymore

    Let's me guess....

    Tourism!



    To South Dakota
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Can we all agree that lack of compatibility is not a petty reason? For example "I'm sorry, but you call it a 'center council' instead of a 'center console'. We just aren't compatible." Cut and dry case of incompatibility.

    So keep it to petty things, people.

    people like that are a diamond dozen.

    Right? I had to nip that one in the butt. I could care less if he has a horrible personality, but if he thinks I'm going to endure listening to 'center council' all my life, he has another thing coming.

    I thought it was nipped in the bud.

    You know, like an early frost killed any future potential of bloom.

    I thought it was couldn't care less. If you could care less.... then you could care less.

    You probably say 'center console' too. For all intensive purposes, you're basically a savage.

    i have zero taller ants for phrases like that

    Case and point

    you're really having a feel day with this

    I'm just trying to wreck havoc while I'm supposably working.

    What do you sell?

    Peaked your curiosity, have I?

    Ughh I can't even stand it anymore

    Let's me guess....

    Tourism!



    To South Dakota

    I don't want to brag, but I'm told I drive all kinds of people down there.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Can we all agree that lack of compatibility is not a petty reason? For example "I'm sorry, but you call it a 'center council' instead of a 'center console'. We just aren't compatible." Cut and dry case of incompatibility.

    So keep it to petty things, people.

    people like that are a diamond dozen.

    Right? I had to nip that one in the butt. I could care less if he has a horrible personality, but if he thinks I'm going to endure listening to 'center council' all my life, he has another thing coming.

    I thought it was nipped in the bud.

    You know, like an early frost killed any future potential of bloom.

    I thought it was couldn't care less. If you could care less.... then you could care less.

    You probably say 'center console' too. For all intensive purposes, you're basically a savage.

    i have zero taller ants for phrases like that

    Case and point

    you're really having a feel day with this

    I'm just trying to wreck havoc while I'm supposably working.

    What do you sell?

    Peaked your curiosity, have I?

    Ughh I can't even stand it anymore

    Let's me guess....

    Tourism!



    To South Dakota

    I don't want to brag, but I'm told I drive all kinds of people down there.

    Dozens even
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Can we all agree that lack of compatibility is not a petty reason? For example "I'm sorry, but you call it a 'center council' instead of a 'center console'. We just aren't compatible." Cut and dry case of incompatibility.

    So keep it to petty things, people.

    people like that are a diamond dozen.

    Right? I had to nip that one in the butt. I could care less if he has a horrible personality, but if he thinks I'm going to endure listening to 'center council' all my life, he has another thing coming.

    I thought it was nipped in the bud.

    You know, like an early frost killed any future potential of bloom.

    I thought it was couldn't care less. If you could care less.... then you could care less.

    You probably say 'center console' too. For all intensive purposes, you're basically a savage.

    i have zero taller ants for phrases like that

    Case and point

    you're really having a feel day with this

    I'm just trying to wreck havoc while I'm supposably working.

    What do you sell?

    Peaked your curiosity, have I?

    Ughh I can't even stand it anymore

    Let's me guess....

    Tourism!



    To South Dakota

    I don't want to brag, but I'm told I drive all kinds of people down there.

    Dozens even

    In regards to the population of North Dakota..... dozens qualifies as: everybody
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Can we all agree that lack of compatibility is not a petty reason? For example "I'm sorry, but you call it a 'center council' instead of a 'center console'. We just aren't compatible." Cut and dry case of incompatibility.

    So keep it to petty things, people.

    people like that are a diamond dozen.

    Right? I had to nip that one in the butt. I could care less if he has a horrible personality, but if he thinks I'm going to endure listening to 'center council' all my life, he has another thing coming.

    I thought it was nipped in the bud.

    You know, like an early frost killed any future potential of bloom.

    I thought it was couldn't care less. If you could care less.... then you could care less.

    You probably say 'center console' too. For all intensive purposes, you're basically a savage.

    i have zero taller ants for phrases like that

    Case and point

    you're really having a feel day with this

    I'm just trying to wreck havoc while I'm supposably working.

    What do you sell?

    Peaked your curiosity, have I?

    Ughh I can't even stand it anymore

    Let's me guess....

    Tourism!



    To South Dakota

    I don't want to brag, but I'm told I drive all kinds of people down there.

    Dozens even
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Can we all agree that lack of compatibility is not a petty reason? For example "I'm sorry, but you call it a 'center council' instead of a 'center console'. We just aren't compatible." Cut and dry case of incompatibility.

    So keep it to petty things, people.

    people like that are a diamond dozen.

    Right? I had to nip that one in the butt. I could care less if he has a horrible personality, but if he thinks I'm going to endure listening to 'center council' all my life, he has another thing coming.

    I thought it was nipped in the bud.

    You know, like an early frost killed any future potential of bloom.

    I thought it was couldn't care less. If you could care less.... then you could care less.

    You probably say 'center console' too. For all intensive purposes, you're basically a savage.

    i have zero taller ants for phrases like that

    Case and point

    you're really having a feel day with this

    I'm just trying to wreck havoc while I'm supposably working.

    What do you sell?

    Peaked your curiosity, have I?

    Ughh I can't even stand it anymore

    Let's me guess....

    Tourism!



    To South Dakota

    I don't want to brag, but I'm told I drive all kinds of people down there.

    Dozens even

    In regards to the population of North Dakota..... dozens qualifies as: everybody

    I sincerely hope to someday entertain you gentlemen in my home state.

    The Olive Garden here is to die for.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited September 2017
    He spent more time with his wife .. :D


    She was his ex wife
    :# lol
  • she800hunter2014
    she800hunter2014 Posts: 39 Member
    Because his ex called me because she was jealous and I wasn't going to be in a 3 way circus.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Can we all agree that lack of compatibility is not a petty reason? For example "I'm sorry, but you call it a 'center council' instead of a 'center console'. We just aren't compatible." Cut and dry case of incompatibility.

    So keep it to petty things, people.

    people like that are a diamond dozen.

    Right? I had to nip that one in the butt. I could care less if he has a horrible personality, but if he thinks I'm going to endure listening to 'center council' all my life, he has another thing coming.

    I thought it was nipped in the bud.

    You know, like an early frost killed any future potential of bloom.

    I thought it was couldn't care less. If you could care less.... then you could care less.

    You probably say 'center console' too. For all intensive purposes, you're basically a savage.

    I actually thought it was intensive for a long time, but someone else in this thread thought "Up and at 'em" was "Up and Adam".... ;)

    Like I said earlier, I actually looked these up. Let's just say I learned a few things myself. :grimace:
  • LeLoupVit
    LeLoupVit Posts: 18 Member
    Long distance.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    I've never dumped before. I have aggressively avoided, however. :ohwell:

    'Aggressively avoided'. Such an oxymoron :lol:
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I've never dumped before. I have aggressively avoided, however. :ohwell:

    'Aggressively avoided'. Such an oxymoron :lol:

    Sounds like my wedding night. :sad:

    Smart woman :relieved:
  • cjpnh
    cjpnh Posts: 78 Member
    She had an affair with a bouncer at the club while I was home with our baby.
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  • Deadman_Diggingup
    Deadman_Diggingup Posts: 3,082 Member
    Her orgasms were embarrassingly loud. Neighbours at my door is not cool.
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  • TonyB0588
    TonyB0588 Posts: 9,520 Member
    edited September 2017
    Never did. And certainly not looking for a petty reason to end a 29 year marriage either.
  • Deadman_Diggingup
    Deadman_Diggingup Posts: 3,082 Member
    Her orgasms were embarrassingly loud. Neighbours at my door is not cool.

    I had a room mate when I was at art school who kept us all awake with her 'operatics' :|

    Lol.... you'd think it would be a turn on or at least a compliment, but it was more disturbing than anything.
  • Bend_and_sway
    Bend_and_sway Posts: 22 Member
    edited September 2017
    A boyfriend of mine was filing his nails onto a kitchen towel. I looked twice like, filing??? Really? I'll get you some clippers, barf. Then I noticed it was my dish towel and I was like ok got to go.
  • Momepro
    Momepro Posts: 1,509 Member
    He had a hole in his shirt on our second date. Also, he didn't laugh enough.
  • take2spicy
    take2spicy Posts: 296 Member
    He blew a snot rocket in his hand and wiped it on his pants.
  • take2spicy
    take2spicy Posts: 296 Member
    Oh wait that wasn't petty...my bad pettiest was smelling like strong garlic..
  • bonniegarbal
    bonniegarbal Posts: 25 Member
    I was put off by receiving the dick pic.. guys, don't do this. Ugh..

  • bonniegarbal
    bonniegarbal Posts: 25 Member
    I was put off by receiving the dick pic.. guys, don't do this. Ugh..

    Who does this?

    A lot of my friends have received them. It's not ok unless it's requested.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    I was put off by receiving the dick pic.. guys, don't do this. Ugh..

    Who does this?

    A lot of my friends have received them. It's not ok unless it's requested.

    Please don't open my pm..... just delete it, okay?

    Thanks