Pettiest reason you ever broke things off with someone

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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Can we all agree that lack of compatibility is not a petty reason? For example "I'm sorry, but you call it a 'center council' instead of a 'center console'. We just aren't compatible." Cut and dry case of incompatibility.

    So keep it to petty things, people.

    people like that are a diamond dozen.

    Right? I had to nip that one in the butt. I could care less if he has a horrible personality, but if he thinks I'm going to endure listening to 'center council' all my life, he has another thing coming.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    She had a deviated septum

    How deviant we talking?

    I'm all for deviant septums but not a fan of deviated septums

    I'll show you a deviant septum
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    DWBalboa wrote: »
    I left one because she went from upbeat & overly cheerful to depressed over literally nothing. In hindsight, I think she was borderline bi-polar.

    That's not petty bro! I feel you 100%!
    I date this one girl who's split personalities had split personalities. She was a hand basket full of crazy. I would wake up at night to see her staring at me, she had those crazy eyes too which made it worse to wake up to.
    Safety first!

    the one i eventually broke up with via text used to record me sleeping because she said she liked the way i breathed at night. that it was "cute".

    You let her do it for three years first tho?
  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    She had a deviated septum

    How deviant we talking?

    I'm all for deviant septums but not a fan of deviated septums

    I'll show you a deviant septum

    Is this a promise or a threat?
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    She had a deviated septum

    How deviant we talking?

    I'm all for deviant septums but not a fan of deviated septums

    I'll show you a deviant septum

    Is this a promise or a threat?

    That's snot for you to know just yet.
  • Renaissance_Turtle
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    DWBalboa wrote: »
    I left one because she went from upbeat & overly cheerful to depressed over literally nothing. In hindsight, I think she was borderline bi-polar.

    That's not petty bro! I feel you 100%!
    I date this one girl who's split personalities had split personalities. She was a hand basket full of crazy. I would wake up at night to see her staring at me, she had those crazy eyes too which made it worse to wake up to.
    Safety first!

    the one i eventually broke up with via text used to record me sleeping because she said she liked the way i breathed at night. that it was "cute".

    That's pretty *kitten* creepy.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    DWBalboa wrote: »
    I left one because she went from upbeat & overly cheerful to depressed over literally nothing. In hindsight, I think she was borderline bi-polar.

    That's not petty bro! I feel you 100%!
    I date this one girl who's split personalities had split personalities. She was a hand basket full of crazy. I would wake up at night to see her staring at me, she had those crazy eyes too which made it worse to wake up to.
    Safety first!

    the one i eventually broke up with via text used to record me sleeping because she said she liked the way i breathed at night. that it was "cute".

    Sounds like some real Tiffany chit right there.
  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    She had a deviated septum

    How deviant we talking?

    I'm all for deviant septums but not a fan of deviated septums

    I'll show you a deviant septum

    Is this a promise or a threat?

    That's snot for you to know just yet.

    But I must nose
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    She had a deviated septum

    How deviant we talking?

    I'm all for deviant septums but not a fan of deviated septums

    I'll show you a deviant septum

    Is this a promise or a threat?

    That's snot for you to know just yet.

    But I must nose

    I'm running out of nose jokes. That might've exhausted my entire repertoire.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    She had a deviated septum

    How deviant we talking?

    I'm all for deviant septums but not a fan of deviated septums

    I'll show you a deviant septum

    Is this a promise or a threat?

    That's snot for you to know just yet.

    But I must nose

    I'm running out of nose jokes. That might've exhausted my entire repertoire.

    I'm sure if you think hard enough you could sniff one out
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
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    She was mad at me because I went to my grandfather's funeral instead of coming to see her for the weekend.
    That was very inconsiderate of you!

    @SEAHORSES4EVER I know. It really was inconsiderate of me. I'm such a horrid person. :D

    It saved me in the long run though. I had taken the semester off to work my construction job full time to be able to buy a ring & pay for the next semester or two of college. Not only was I jacked up over losing a grandparent, I walked away from a woman that I seriously loved & was completely smitten over. Whom I had intended on marrying.
    I still think about her, wonder what would have happened if that incident had not occurred & then I remember that she was a nutter in the head. Aside from being crazy as a march hare, which she did a damn good job of hiding for over a year, she was pretty awesome. I didn't go out with anyone again for years after that.

    Dude, I'm a "nutter in the head" but getting jealous that you're going to spend time saying goodbye to a dead person is *kitten* on the floor crazy! Be glad, she would have to gotten to level 5 crazy in no time.
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
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    He had limescale in his toilet.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    He had limescale in his toilet.

    Hey! Sometimes life is hard! And water.
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    He had limescale in his toilet.

    Hey! Sometimes life is hard! And water.

    There are tablets for that..and for the water too.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    He had limescale in his toilet.

    Hey! Sometimes life is hard! And water.

    There are tablets for that..and for the water too.

    Wait! Seriously? I mean for the water, I've got life covered