Pettiest reason you ever broke things off with someone

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  • denversillygoose
    denversillygoose Posts: 708 Member
    Chewed with his mouth open
  • WanderingRivers
    WanderingRivers Posts: 612 Member
    One went to Afghanistan w/o telling me and used me for sex when he got back.

    Another sued me in small claims court because I borrowed money from him and was struggling to pay him back.
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    One went to Afghanistan w/o telling me and used me for sex when he got back.

    Another sued me in small claims court because I borrowed money from him and was struggling to pay him back.

    You call those petty reasons?!
  • WanderingRivers
    WanderingRivers Posts: 612 Member
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    One went to Afghanistan w/o telling me and used me for sex when he got back.

    Another sued me in small claims court because I borrowed money from him and was struggling to pay him back.

    You call those petty reasons?!

    I've gotten more forgiving as I've gotten older. (though if I ever saw the one who sued me again, I may still throat punch him.)
  • Zengrizzly
    Zengrizzly Posts: 76 Member
    "She smelled like soup."
  • Adc7225
    Adc7225 Posts: 1,318 Member
    He was short - I'm 5'2"

    I found out he dated my sister!

    He chewed with his mouth open!

    . . . I guess this why I'm still single
  • Helkaahaien87
    Helkaahaien87 Posts: 19 Member
    he sucked at Diablo
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    She refused to drive the get-away car.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    She refused to drive the get-away car.

    It was windowless van and it smelled funny, are you ever going to get over that? I said I am sorry it just seemed really fishy at the time.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    He refused to let me put the disco ball on during sex.

    Were you wearing the disco outfit too?
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  • msdemeanor70
    msdemeanor70 Posts: 66 Member
    On our FIRST date we went out walking. When a car would approach, he would move around me to get to the inside -- putting me closest to traffic! He did this more than once. I knew then we'd never work.
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    He refused to let me put the disco ball on during sex.

    Were you wearing the disco outfit too?

    Sorry, I should have made it clearer..the disco ball was my outfit.

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    I would have that on my floor in seconds!
  • resale3108
    resale3108 Posts: 293 Member
    Hold on! This cannot be an entirely female thing - I dumped her because even though she had Italian parenatage, family with a farm in Italy, where they produced their own olive oil, preserved hams and all that is good - she didn't like mushrooms or white wine
    Totally dumped!
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    He refused to let me put the disco ball on during sex.

    Were you wearing the disco outfit too?

    Sorry, I should have made it clearer..the disco ball was my outfit.

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    Still would...
  • BeachHot23
    BeachHot23 Posts: 117 Member
    He wore tube socks
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    BeachHot23 wrote: »
    He wore tube socks

    Dammit!
  • jdlobb
    jdlobb Posts: 1,232 Member
    BeachHot23 wrote: »
    He wore tube socks

    good call
  • relynne
    relynne Posts: 387 Member
    He (and this has happened twice!) was missing teeth.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    relynne wrote: »
    He (and this has happened twice!) was missing teeth.

    yeah..... not good, right?
  • relynne
    relynne Posts: 387 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    relynne wrote: »
    He (and this has happened twice!) was missing teeth.

    yeah..... not good, right?

    Right. Especially when they're front teeth. Not a good look. :s
  • BeachHot23
    BeachHot23 Posts: 117 Member
    He couldn't remember my middle name and we'd been dating for 8 months. Broke it off that night but then 4 months later realized that was petty and he was the best thing to ever happen to me. So, we ended up getting back together and got married. :smile:

    Aw that is sweet
  • Jimb376mfp
    Jimb376mfp Posts: 6,236 Member
    She used; too many, punctuation marks and - always at weird: times, and places?

    Prolly too many emojis.