Co-worker Restroom Etiquette

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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    The best jokes are the ones you have to explain
    resale3108 wrote: »
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    The best jokes are the ones you have to explain

    The caveat being that it’s not so good if you have to explain it more than once!

    In my defense..

    You know what? You two can suggit :lol:

  • resale3108
    resale3108 Posts: 294 Member
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    That’s fightin’ talk ma’am. You talk the talk....
  • resale3108
    resale3108 Posts: 294 Member
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    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    resale3108 wrote: »
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    The best jokes are the ones you have to explain

    The caveat being that it’s not so good if you have to explain it more than once!

    Preaching to the choir, my friend. No one ever knows what the *kitten* I’m talking about.

    Aye, words of wisdom by the Penguins in the movie “Madagascar” ..... “smile and wave boys, smile and wave”. It’s everyone else that’s nuts!!!
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    @Vikka_V wrote: »
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    @Vikka_V wrote: »
    I usually avert eye contact. I try really hard to not think about it...thanks, because now that is all I can think about!

    Since you brought it up tho I think about their hygiene mostly, if they wash their hands properly, if not what they are touching around the office that I may touch, where their hands have been. Toilet handles and taps...gross.

    My answer isn't based on gender even tho your question was.

    Dang straight it was!

    How do you know!

    I work with all women.


    Is a gym-like shower facility at your work? Please tell me there is!

    ok sure...of course there is! :lol:

    Are you a fan of Linda Blair?

    No, why?
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    edited October 2017
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    @Vikka_V wrote: »
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    @Vikka_V wrote: »
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    @Vikka_V wrote: »
    I usually avert eye contact. I try really hard to not think about it...thanks, because now that is all I can think about!

    Since you brought it up tho I think about their hygiene mostly, if they wash their hands properly, if not what they are touching around the office that I may touch, where their hands have been. Toilet handles and taps...gross.

    My answer isn't based on gender even tho your question was.

    Dang straight it was!

    How do you know!

    I work with all women.


    Is a gym-like shower facility at your work? Please tell me there is!

    ok sure...of course there is! :lol:

    Are you a fan of Linda Blair?

    No, why?

    Google "Linda Blair Prison" under images and enjoy.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    I make sure to shake hands with them with some water still on mine from washing them, then turn to them and shout “don’t mind my pee, it’s STD-free!” and then sprint away :pB):p
  • Merkavar
    Merkavar Posts: 3,082 Member
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    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    When passing a co-worker of the opposite sex on the way to the restroom, do you acknowledge what they're about to do or where you just came from?

    I tell them on the way to the toilet what I suspect will happen using weather metaphors "strong chance for rain" "Severe thunderstorm warning from the south"
  • wizzybeth
    wizzybeth Posts: 3,573 Member
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    Odd thread. Whenever I run into people by the bathroom I just smile and say hi. How you doing. That's it. I didn't think it was complicated
  • HealthyAshes88888
    HealthyAshes88888 Posts: 1,248 Member
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    Damn, I missed a really deep convo last night...thanks for the laugh this morning guys :D
    I try not to speak to anyone in public. Even with people I know I avoid them. Nobody wants the awkward "when is it acceptable to walk away" moment so it's better to not say anything. Especially near the restroom. Eek cringy.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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    @wizzybeth wrote: »
    Odd thread. Whenever I run into people by the bathroom I just smile and say hi. How you doing. That's it. I didn't think it was complicated

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