What's your cheesiest pick up line

ryanthegreat314
Posts: 1,394 Member
in Chit-Chat
Is your mom a beaver? Because DAAAM!
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Hey girl, are you an obelisk?
Because I'm trying to find out what an obelisk is through process of elimination.2 -
You have the body of a boner fairy2
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Yesterday I got : Are you today's date? Cuz you're 10/102
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Will_Run_4_Food wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »Yesterday I got : Are you today's date? Cuz you're 10/10
You're still a 10/11 and that ain't bad
I prefer today's date, 11/100 -
Ironandwine69 wrote: »Yesterday I got : Are you today's date? Cuz you're 10/10
Are you today's date because you are October 11th, 2017?0 -
I lost my teddy bear, can you sleep with me instead2
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I just want to grow mold with you. Just like Blue Cheese.0
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Do you use Dove lotion? Cause I'd skin you alive and wear you around all day.0
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Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you got FINE written all over you.4
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Did you sit in sugar? Cuz you got a sweet *kitten*!0
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If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?1
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@kace_kay - WOW! I have never heard that one and I thought that I have literally heard them all....I am so gonna use that one (not in here.....this place is a bit different).1
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@kace_kay - Ah, drats! Hold up....never mind. They have all heard it by now.1
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