What's your cheesiest pick up line

ryanthegreat314

Is your mom a beaver? Because DAAAM!

cee134

Hey girl, are you an obelisk?
Because I'm trying to find out what an obelisk is through process of elimination.

Ironandwine69

You have the body of a boner fairy

Ironandwine69

Yesterday I got : Are you today's date? Cuz you're 10/10

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Ironandwine69

Will_Run_4_Food wrote: »

Ironandwine69 wrote: »

Yesterday I got : Are you today's date? Cuz you're 10/10

You're still a 10/11 and that ain't bad

I prefer today's date, 11/10

cee134

Ironandwine69 wrote: »

Yesterday I got : Are you today's date? Cuz you're 10/10

Are you today's date because you are October 11th, 2017?

ryanthegreat314

I lost my teddy bear, can you sleep with me instead

MrSith

I just want to grow mold with you. Just like Blue Cheese.

km8907

Do you use Dove lotion? Cause I'd skin you alive and wear you around all day.

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browneyedgirl749

Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you got FINE written all over you.

browneyedgirl749

Did you sit in sugar? Cuz you got a sweet *kitten*!

browneyedgirl749

If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?

LiftHeavyThings27105

@kace_kay - WOW! I have never heard that one and I thought that I have literally heard them all....I am so gonna use that one (not in here.....this place is a bit different).

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ryanthegreat314

kace_kay wrote: »

are you tuna sub spelled backwards because i wanna bus a nut

I'm sure 60% of the time it works Everytime

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LiftHeavyThings27105

@kace_kay - Ah, drats! Hold up....never mind. They have all heard it by now.

ladychris29

Does your GPS work? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

cee134

ladychris29 wrote: »

Does your GPS work? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Or....

Does your GPS work? Because it may still be under warranty.

SEAHORSES4EVER

Excuse me, do you like raisins? How about a date?

SomebodyWakeUpHIcks

What's your cheesiest pick up line...

Anyone wanna see my cheese wheel?

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Motorsheen

Did it hurt?

.... when you fell from Heaven

Motorsheen

Do you know karate?

..... because your body is kickin'!

ekim2016

you make me so hungry.... should we spoon or fork?

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ryanthegreat314

I heard you needed a STUD. I have the STD all I need is U