What's your cheesiest pick up line
ryanthegreat314
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Is your mom a beaver? Because DAAAM!
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Hey girl, are you an obelisk?
Because I'm trying to find out what an obelisk is through process of elimination.2 -
You have the body of a boner fairy2
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Yesterday I got : Are you today's date? Cuz you're 10/102
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Will_Run_4_Food wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »Yesterday I got : Are you today's date? Cuz you're 10/10
You're still a 10/11 and that ain't bad
I prefer today's date, 11/100 -
Ironandwine69 wrote: »Yesterday I got : Are you today's date? Cuz you're 10/10
Are you today's date because you are October 11th, 2017?0 -
I lost my teddy bear, can you sleep with me instead2
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I just want to grow mold with you. Just like Blue Cheese.0
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Do you use Dove lotion? Cause I'd skin you alive and wear you around all day.0
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Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you got FINE written all over you.4
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Did you sit in sugar? Cuz you got a sweet *kitten*!0
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If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?1
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@kace_kay - WOW! I have never heard that one and I thought that I have literally heard them all....I am so gonna use that one (not in here.....this place is a bit different).1
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@kace_kay - Ah, drats! Hold up....never mind. They have all heard it by now.1
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Does your GPS work? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.0
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ladychris29 wrote: »Does your GPS work? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Or....
Does your GPS work? Because it may still be under warranty.0 -
Excuse me, do you like raisins? How about a date?4
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What's your cheesiest pick up line...
Anyone wanna see my cheese wheel?0 -
Did it hurt?
.... when you fell from Heaven0 -
Do you know karate?
..... because your body is kickin'!1 -
you make me so hungry.... should we spoon or fork?0
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I heard you needed a STUD. I have the STD all I need is U3
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SurfyPants wrote: »I'm hung like a tic-tac..would you like to freshen your breath?
@SurfyPants what flavor0 -
Are you a mirror? Because I can see myself inside you.1
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Are you from Tennessee?
Because you're the only 10 I see...0 -
I was going to say earlier mine's "I'd like to motor boat your butt cheeks."
thought it might not have been cheesy enough though.0 -
What's the difference between me and my couch? Ones more fun to sit on then the other0
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Can I buy you a protein recovery shake?0
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Hey. Nice fupa.2
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_barefoot_ wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »Did you sit in sugar? Cuz you got a sweet *kitten*!
Did you go home with him when he said that to you !
Psh, I said that to him
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