What's your cheesiest pick up line
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Standing by the keypad in the grocery store- The lady behind me said "could you do me a favor and put my number in?" I said "sure" & turned to the keypad. Then she said "I meant in your phone!" I know I have been out of the dating circuit for a while, but that is not normal right?3
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Does this smell like chloroform to you2
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"Hey Girl! Why you be standin up over here by the bar when you could be over here sitting on my lap?"
True Story!
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Are you Netflix? Cause I could watch you all day.0
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Don't worry I played Tetris as a kid, I can make it fit0
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Deleted....that one was just nasty
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HealthyAshes88888 wrote: »Deleted....that one was just nasty
No such thing as too nasty0 -
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Are those space pants you're wearing? Because that AS5 is out of this world.
Also, space pants seem like something I really need.1 -
I just hit em with the bud line from urban cowboy...."when you gonna take me home and rape me".....hahahahahaha2
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Inked_momma_ wrote: »Btw...its really irritating reading all these. They were probably all invented by 40 year old virgins
Like this one?
Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea.
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I'm trying to rewrite the phone book, whats your phone number?1
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You look like a lost puppy, I just wanna take you home0
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HealthyAshes88888 wrote: »Deleted....that one was just nasty
We love nasty.
Alright.
Are you hot chocolate cuz I'm chilly and wanna feel you slide down my throat3 -
HealthyAshes88888 wrote: »HealthyAshes88888 wrote: »Deleted....that one was just nasty
We love nasty.
Alright.
Are you hot chocolate cuz I'm chilly and wanna feel you slide down my throat
Your the *kitten* winner.....ding ding ding0 -
jcstevens86 wrote: »HealthyAshes88888 wrote: »HealthyAshes88888 wrote: »Deleted....that one was just nasty
We love nasty.
Alright.
Are you hot chocolate cuz I'm chilly and wanna feel you slide down my throat
Your the *kitten* winner.....ding ding ding
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HealthyAshes88888 wrote: »jcstevens86 wrote: »HealthyAshes88888 wrote: »HealthyAshes88888 wrote: »Deleted....that one was just nasty
We love nasty.
Alright.
Are you hot chocolate cuz I'm chilly and wanna feel you slide down my throat
Your the *kitten* winner.....ding ding ding
*bows*
Not for that tho....0
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