What's your cheesiest pick up line

ryanthegreat314

Do you work at Starbucks because I like you a latte

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activities1

Do you wash your clothes in windex cuz I can see myself in them.

beagletracks

How would you like to have cottage cheese thighs on an otherwise attractive woman who isn't obese wrapped around your waist?

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beagletracks

Mmmmm. Are you string cheese? Cuz I'd like to peel off your wrapper and flay you.

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beagletracks

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peppermintpudgy wrote: »

Mmmmm. Are you string cheese? Cuz I'd like to peel off your wrapper and flay you.

Exactly!

ryanthegreat314

I'm no weather man but you can expect a few inches tonight

ryanthegreat314

So I umm cook AND do the dishes. *Hands over dry pair of panties

melindaHAM0902

ryanthegreat314 wrote: »

I'm no weather man but you can expect a few inches tonight

Lol

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nolan44219

*kitten* me if I'm wrong but I think you want to date me.

I don't know if this has been used ^

ryanthegreat314

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd bang you in the restroom

ryanthegreat314

For your eggs in the morning, do you prefer over easy or fertilized

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ryanthegreat314

Hey I'm looking for treasure. Can I look around your chest

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beagletracks

You must be shredded low-moisture, part-skim mozzarella, cuz I wanna top my pizza with you, bake you at 425 degrees, and devour you.

ryanthegreat314

I noticed you were in the do it yourself section, so do you like to uhh.....do it yourself

ryanthegreat314

Hey girl, I have my own designated parking spot at the local Walmart. Only 5 feet away from the entrance

saaber13

“Does this rag smell like chloroform?”

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ekim2016

You must be from Heaven because you look like an Angel...

TEQWAR

Fancy a *kitten*?

I'd say that's been at least as successful as any other I've ever tried.

HealthyAshes88888

I like your pins.