What's your cheesiest pick up line
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Do you work at Starbucks because I like you a latte1
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Do you wash your clothes in windex cuz I can see myself in them.0
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How would you like to have cottage cheese thighs on an otherwise attractive woman who isn't obese wrapped around your waist?5
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Mmmmm. Are you string cheese? Cuz I'd like to peel off your wrapper and flay you.1
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peppermintpudgy wrote: »Mmmmm. Are you string cheese? Cuz I'd like to peel off your wrapper and flay you.
Exactly!
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I'm no weather man but you can expect a few inches tonight2
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So I umm cook AND do the dishes. *Hands over dry pair of panties0
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*kitten* me if I'm wrong but I think you want to date me.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd bang you in the restroom2
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For your eggs in the morning, do you prefer over easy or fertilized
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Hey I'm looking for treasure. Can I look around your chest0
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You must be shredded low-moisture, part-skim mozzarella, cuz I wanna top my pizza with you, bake you at 425 degrees, and devour you.0
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I noticed you were in the do it yourself section, so do you like to uhh.....do it yourself0
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Hey girl, I have my own designated parking spot at the local Walmart. Only 5 feet away from the entrance
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“Does this rag smell like chloroform?”1
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You must be from Heaven because you look like an Angel...0
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Fancy a *kitten*?
I'd say that's been at least as successful as any other I've ever tried.0 -
I like your pins.1
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