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What's your cheesiest pick up line
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SurfyPants wrote: »I'm hung like a tic-tac..would you like to freshen your breath?
@SurfyPants what flavor0 -
Are you a mirror? Because I can see myself inside you.1
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Are you from Tennessee?
Because you're the only 10 I see...0 -
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I was going to say earlier mine's "I'd like to motor boat your butt cheeks."
thought it might not have been cheesy enough though.0 -
What's the difference between me and my couch? Ones more fun to sit on then the other0
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Can I buy you a protein recovery shake?0
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Hey. Nice fupa.2
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_barefoot_ wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »Did you sit in sugar? Cuz you got a sweet *kitten*!
Did you go home with him when he said that to you !
Psh, I said that to him
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How about getting right to the point?
"Hey, lets *kitten*!"2 -
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_har_T_Swallow wrote: »are you a gorilla exhibit? because i wanna drop a kid in you
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SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »Excuse me, do you like raisins? How about a date?
Damn it all to *kitten*. That's the line? I've been saying it wrong this whole time. I would say:
"Excuse me, do you like raisins? How about a raisin?" and until recently carried around a pack of raisins.
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There's only gonna be seven planets, and 5 dwarf planets, left once I'm done destroying Uranus.
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Is your dad a tailor? Because I want to *kitten* you.0
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Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw2
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If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?3
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@abetterme9366 My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it.1
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Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?1
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I see you're a distance runner...good cause I like to go for a long time1
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If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?0
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OutOfUserName wrote: »recessivegenesforthewin wrote: »If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
did his boxers drop?
I haven’t yet used it in the wild. Will practice and report back.0 -
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