To the MFP Grinches and Bahumbug Positivity Downers.....

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  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
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    A long festive weekend with my in-laws.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    newmeadow wrote: »
    An ornamental wicker knick knack. Like a duck. Given every single year by an adoring relative. Who will check to see that you've placed it in a position of prominence in your home instead of throwing it away.

    A minimalist’s worst nightmare :lol:
  • alainacarman8448
    alainacarman8448 Posts: 9 Member
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    A hockey bag full of sweaty, smelly gear, that has been left in the bag un opened for several days. No amount of air freshener is taking that smell out of your laundry room. You have to open a window, and run fans constantly for a few days to get rid of the funk.
  • KyleGrace8
    KyleGrace8 Posts: 2,205 Member
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    An itch you can't seem to scratch
  • TheHawk007
    TheHawk007 Posts: 270 Member
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    A mezuzah...
  • Mandygring
    Mandygring Posts: 704 Member
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    A mirror w horns made from horse saddle and reins....they said it was hand crafted lol
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
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    Wine that has soured
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    An ice covered, tin foil wrapped package that sits in the freezer, year after year, constantly tempting them to open it. Theres probably something good in there.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    An ice covered, tin foil wrapped package that sits in the freezer, year after year, constantly tempting them to open it. Theres probably something good in there.

    It’s fruitcake

    Would you like to come to dinner?
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
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    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    An ice covered, tin foil wrapped package that sits in the freezer, year after year, constantly tempting them to open it. Theres probably something good in there.

    It’s fruitcake

    Would you like to come to dinner?

    I thought you’d never ask


    Where's my invite :'(
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
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    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    jkou77 wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    An ice covered, tin foil wrapped package that sits in the freezer, year after year, constantly tempting them to open it. Theres probably something good in there.

    It’s fruitcake

    Would you like to come to dinner?

    I thought you’d never ask


    Where's my invite :'(

    I cannot imagine our host refusing

    Well he does work odd jobs ...knits sweaters for penguins...helps with their huddling process
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    jkou77 wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    jkou77 wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    An ice covered, tin foil wrapped package that sits in the freezer, year after year, constantly tempting them to open it. Theres probably something good in there.

    It’s fruitcake

    Would you like to come to dinner?

    I thought you’d never ask


    Where's my invite :'(

    I cannot imagine our host refusing

    Well he does work odd jobs ...knits sweaters for penguins...helps with their huddling process

    You are welcome. I'm gonna start defrosting that fruitcake right now, just as soon as I finish this ugly christmas penguin sweater
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
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    csbnga wrote: »
    jkou77 wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    jkou77 wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    An ice covered, tin foil wrapped package that sits in the freezer, year after year, constantly tempting them to open it. Theres probably something good in there.

    It’s fruitcake

    Would you like to come to dinner?

    I thought you’d never ask


    Where's my invite :'(

    I cannot imagine our host refusing

    Well he does work odd jobs ...knits sweaters for penguins...helps with their huddling process

    You are welcome. I'm gonna start defrosting that fruitcake right now, just as soon as I finish this ugly christmas penguin sweater

    Perfect....ill bring a penguin and the nasty egg nog
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    jkou77 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    jkou77 wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    jkou77 wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    An ice covered, tin foil wrapped package that sits in the freezer, year after year, constantly tempting them to open it. Theres probably something good in there.

    It’s fruitcake

    Would you like to come to dinner?

    I thought you’d never ask


    Where's my invite :'(

    I cannot imagine our host refusing

    Well he does work odd jobs ...knits sweaters for penguins...helps with their huddling process

    You are welcome. I'm gonna start defrosting that fruitcake right now, just as soon as I finish this ugly christmas penguin sweater

    Perfect....ill bring a penguin and the nasty egg nog

    Fair warning, Im spiking the nog

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