To the MFP Grinches and Bahumbug Positivity Downers.....

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Rotten eggs
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
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    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    jkou77 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    jkou77 wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    jkou77 wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    An ice covered, tin foil wrapped package that sits in the freezer, year after year, constantly tempting them to open it. Theres probably something good in there.

    It’s fruitcake

    Would you like to come to dinner?

    I thought you’d never ask


    Where's my invite :'(

    I cannot imagine our host refusing

    Well he does work odd jobs ...knits sweaters for penguins...helps with their huddling process

    You are welcome. I'm gonna start defrosting that fruitcake right now, just as soon as I finish this ugly christmas penguin sweater

    Perfect....ill bring a penguin and the nasty egg nog

    Fair warning, Im spiking the nog

    Here for the spiking of eggnog

    Well can you spike my wine cause I refuse to drink eggnog
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
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    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    jkou77 wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    jkou77 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    jkou77 wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    jkou77 wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    An ice covered, tin foil wrapped package that sits in the freezer, year after year, constantly tempting them to open it. Theres probably something good in there.

    It’s fruitcake

    Would you like to come to dinner?

    I thought you’d never ask


    Where's my invite :'(

    I cannot imagine our host refusing

    Well he does work odd jobs ...knits sweaters for penguins...helps with their huddling process

    You are welcome. I'm gonna start defrosting that fruitcake right now, just as soon as I finish this ugly christmas penguin sweater

    Perfect....ill bring a penguin and the nasty egg nog

    Fair warning, Im spiking the nog

    Here for the spiking of eggnog

    Well can you spike my wine cause I refuse to drink eggnog

    You don’t like a drink you have to chew?

    Oh god I just made myself gag

    Ugh ...i can't:(
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
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    And everyone gets eggnog!!!
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    jkou77 wrote: »
    And everyone gets eggnog!!!

    And fruitcake. Why is the fruitcake always left out
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
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    A full bladder with no where to pee...merry Christmas
  • KyleGrace8
    KyleGrace8 Posts: 2,205 Member
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    Bad porn that barely does anything for you
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    A tub of your favorite ice cream in the freezer. You've thought about it all day, counting the minutes until you get home to get that first creamy bite. You reach for the carton only to find out that that not only did someone eat all but two bites, they left the lid half off and the remaining bites are coated with a quarter inch of ice crystals.
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
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    Rain on your wedding day
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
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    Black fly in your chardonnay
  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
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    nothingbundtpizza wrote: »
    May you wake up to find @_seahorses5ever Christmas cactus shoved up your *kitten*

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